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how to keep pee pee warm?

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  • May 27 2008 12:56 AM
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Posted 27 May 2008 - 12:56 AM

i have my pee pee in this little pink spray bottle (im cleab right now, except for alchohol but my mom doesnt test for that) =)
how do i keep in warm? my mom usually doesnt test the temps but you know just incase!
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Posted 27 May 2008 - 12:57 AM

wrap one of those heat pack for camping around it. that should do fine.

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Posted 27 May 2008 - 01:57 AM

store it in your mouth.

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Posted 27 May 2008 - 01:58 AM

Duct tape it around your leg/inner thigh.

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Posted 27 May 2008 - 02:03 AM

All the suggestions so far suck.

This is how I did it for my pre employment test.

Got a friend pee in ziplock bag, transfered it into a condom and tied the top of the condom off.

Get a glass of water and a thermometer. Go to your faucet on hot, fill your glass of water up. It should be 100-110 degrees.

Put your tied off condom into your glass of water and let sit for 5 minutes. This will keep your pee human body temp for about 15-20 minutes if strapped to your inner leg.

Take condom out, dry it, tie to your leg. Bring a safety pin with you. Go into the bathroom and poke a hole in the end of the condom and let that clean pee stream into the cup.

Obviously this doesnt work if supervised.

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Posted 27 May 2008 - 02:56 AM

lol @ pee pee.

sry, i dont have anything productive to deliver to this topic.

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Posted 27 May 2008 - 02:58 AM

drink it

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Posted 27 May 2008 - 02:59 AM

Hand warmers, they sell em everywhere.

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Posted 27 May 2008 - 03:40 AM

store it in your mouth.

haha thanks for the laugh man, blazed right now :smoke:

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Posted 27 May 2008 - 03:50 AM

What I do for my tests is rubberband two 'Hot hands' heat packs around the bottle.. (Given you opened them about 2 hours ago so they could get hot first) then I wear my Under Armor which is super tight and i just slip it in there.. I then have to sit through my class for an hour before i pee so I just make sure to keep it snug to my balls and keep my legs crossed so it is like all bunched up... Not very comfortable but better safe than sorry.

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