Alright, so this crazy bitch is one of my best friends' friends. She was texting me, and she says "So next time we come down, you going to let an ash tray fall on your lap so i can blow you again ha ha" Last time they were in town, the ashtray spilled on my lap and she blew off some of the ashes.
I told her, "I dont plan on spilling any ashtrays but you can blow me any time." Hey, I'll take head from any chick who'll do it, so long as they arent a cannibal. I dont think my buddy gives a fuck what I do.
But now she wants to fuck. Let me tell you, I'm a skinny little fucker. 6'3", and 180~ pounds. Not scrawny, but I'm definitely skinny. Man, it would be a fucking sight...
On one hand, I want to do it. i want to tear this fat chick's shit UP. Just to say I did it. "Yeah dude, that bitch didn't know what hit her." Just for the novelty. I've never fucked a fat chick.
On the other hand, this isn't a chubby girl. She doesnt have a little extra poundage. This bitch is a meatbag. If she werent wearing tight clothes she might spill herself on the floor.
I would post pictures, but no matter how fat she is, that's fucked up.
And if you are a fat chick, no offense; I'm willing to bet my next paycheck you arent as fat as this bitch anyway.