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For now I HATE QUICK FIX SYNTHETIC URINE!!
Posted 01 March 2008 - 12:25 AM
Then they gave me a form to take a drug test (Substance abuse panel with nitrates)
I bought that piece of shit Quick fix synthetic urine 4.0 at a pipeship.
I taped that shit to my balls and poured it in the cup.
The temperature was fine and then the guy shiped it to the testing lab.
The manager said they would call me on friday after the results of the drug test and background check
AND THEY DIDNT CALL MY ASS( SO THAT MEANS THAT MEANS THAT URINE DIDNT WORK) cus my record is clean
(my freind works there and when he got the job along time ago he took the drug test on monday (he used his hb's piss) and they called him on friday
Does anyone know if they will put that on my record now that i faked a drug test??
(i thought that if i faked it they would of called me and told me or filed a lawsuit or something on me because the company wasted money and time on a drug test.
Posted 01 March 2008 - 08:27 AM
Posted 01 March 2008 - 11:03 AM
uh.. no. nobody is going to file a lawsuit over a $50 drug test. settle down. be patient. there is no "permanent record". you arent on file with the fbi. calm down. you are fine.
word. relax man, youll get a call sooner or later.
Posted 01 March 2008 - 11:04 AM
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Posted 01 March 2008 - 06:17 PM
It's not against the law to fail a piss test dude...lol.
Unless you're on probation .
Posted 01 March 2008 - 06:34 PM
Posted 01 March 2008 - 07:36 PM
u should have used gonumber1, i used it, got a job at a electronic store..
then they fired me for having "FUCK" in an email
Posted 02 March 2008 - 02:18 AM
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Posted 02 March 2008 - 09:29 AM
i dont know if quick fix is suposed to smell like pee.
Posted 02 March 2008 - 04:40 PM
Posted 03 March 2008 - 04:09 AM
I called them yesterday and they told me sometimes it takes a little bit of more time .
AND THEY TOLD ME TO CALL THEM TOMOROW AT 2.
I did and then the lady asked for my phone number and she told me she would call me in a hour to tell me.
she didnt call me back, So im guessing no call means No job. (but shuoldnt they tell me i failed the test or somthing?)
im just going to call the lab and hopefully they will give me my results
I have been waiting for 5 days
for now FUK QUICK FIX!!! (dont buy it at your pipeshop)
Posted 03 March 2008 - 04:55 PM
Posted 03 March 2008 - 10:09 PM
iv done that a few times nothing has happened, other then me not getting the job
Posted 16 July 2009 - 02:09 AM
My husband user ultrakleen synthetic and passed a gas chrom(....dont know to spell the rest of that) test for a bank. We figured that since the synthetic urine would dilute it, he used a SMALL bit of his own urine with the synthetic. They say some labs with shake it and that mens urine should foam and also if they made a huge deal about it, there would be DNA in the urine and we could fight it. Plus you get a nice urine aroma for your sample I have heard people say they have passed with a detox drink but everyplace that does a study on them cant seem to find any that actually work.
That's actually a damn good idea...mixing a little of your own with it...Thanks for the advice!
Posted 16 July 2009 - 02:17 AM
I'm sure whatever business you're applying for has much more on their plate so I severely doubt they are going to bust their ass to send a piss test through ASAP. It's been 5 days and all the jobs I've applied for took about a week to get me processed.
Christ! Go take a xanax or something.
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