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Posted 01 February 2008 - 04:15 PM

About 4 months ago I told my parents I found god and his name is Jah Ras tafari (I joined an African religion called Rastafari), this is where the word Rasta comes from if any of you do not know. You see the thing about this religion is it is a religious sacrament to smoke Marijunana and then pray to Jah (our god, hes the pretty much the same this as God but in our bible Jesus didnt exist, instead a man named Jah Ras Tafari was born in africa). For this I recommend you get a lot of information to back up why you want to join this religion which is actually very easy to obtain, just go to this website:

http://www.rastafari....=viewforum&f=8

Also, you must get baptized in a local Ethiopian Orthodox Church, and then BOOM, your a Rastafari. And being a Rastafari believer holds up in a court battle quite well if you ever get busted for posession.

IT WAS MY RELIGION I'M NOT A DRUG TRAFFICKER!!!!

Enjoy your Kush, peace out:smoke:
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Posted 01 February 2008 - 04:25 PM

And being a Rastafari believer holds up in a court battle quite well if you ever get busted for posession.


No...

It really doesn't.

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Posted 01 February 2008 - 04:30 PM

Congrats man, I always have respect for people who choose to follow a religion... religously, lol.

I strongly believe in god as he has helped me through some really hard times in the past. But I'm wondering if there are any aspects of Rastafari that brought you to believe in the religion and the ways of Jah other than smoking marijuana is saught to be a religious sacrament?

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Posted 01 February 2008 - 05:00 PM

No...

It really doesn't.

Any links to cases? AFAIK religious ceremonies are protected under US law. Just look at the natives and their use of Peyote ...

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Posted 01 February 2008 - 05:13 PM

I'm a devout rastafarian didn't do me a damn bit of good. get real.

and the natives had a bone thrown to them because we gave them smallpox blankets and killed thousands of them, stole their land and raped their culture why do you think they can run casinos?

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Posted 01 February 2008 - 05:14 PM

DEA sees rastafari as "that religion that worships marijuana and needs to be stopped"

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Posted 01 February 2008 - 05:23 PM

Dude you are 13, go to school please.

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Posted 01 February 2008 - 05:26 PM

Any links to cases? AFAIK religious ceremonies are protected under US law. Just look at the natives and their use of Peyote ...


And you know why they are allowed to use Peyote? Some Native American was caught trafficking the stuff and said it was for the people of his religious background. Took a while but now Peyote can be used by Native Americans for religious reasons. Sadly, that isn't the case for Marijuana. You will still get busted if you smoke pot, no matter if you tell the cop the president said it was alright.

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Posted 01 February 2008 - 05:31 PM

Also, you must get baptized in a local Ethiopian Orthodox Church, and then BOOM, your a Rastafari. And being a Rastafari believer holds up in a court battle quite well if you ever get busted for posession.

IT WAS MY RELIGION I'M NOT A DRUG TRAFFICKER!!!!


Dude, religion is not an excuse to smoke weed. Especially in the court system, they will come down on you just as hard regardless if you're Rastafari, Jewish, Buddist, Hindu, Christian. Especially in the US, the DEA will try to get you hit as hard as they can and in court, your religion won't hold a match to them

:poke:13 year olds should be posting... dumbass

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Posted 01 February 2008 - 05:32 PM

you dont do it by stealing bongs man

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Posted 01 February 2008 - 05:34 PM

Dude, religion is not an excuse to smoke weed. Especially in the court system, they will come down on you just as hard regardless if you're Rastafari, Jewish, Buddist, Hindu, Christian. Especially in the US, the DEA will try to get you hit as hard as they can and in court, your religion won't hold a match to them

:poke:13 year olds should be posting... dumbass


To the OP - Like this guy said, seperation of church and state.

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Posted 01 February 2008 - 05:39 PM

If I were your parents I would ground you and probably send you to military school.

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Posted 01 February 2008 - 05:43 PM

You should make a thread called,"How to get banned from GC in 30 minutes"

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Posted 01 February 2008 - 05:45 PM

You should make a thread called,"How to get banned from GC in 30 minutes"


:laughing:

and dude dont say your putting your faith into a religion that revolves around pot just because you got your first buzz and ball hair a week ago, your gonna muck it up for the real followers

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Posted 01 February 2008 - 06:18 PM

About 4 months ago I told my parents I found god and his name is Jah Ras tafari (I joined an African religion called Rastafari), this is where the word Rasta comes from if any of you do not know. You see the thing about this religion is it is a religious sacrament to smoke Marijunana and then pray to Jah (our god, hes the pretty much the same this as God but in our bible Jesus didnt exist, instead a man named Jah Ras Tafari was born in africa). For this I recommend you get a lot of information to back up why you want to join this religion which is actually very easy to obtain, just go to this website:

http://www.rastafari....=viewforum&f=8

Also, you must get baptized in a local Ethiopian Orthodox Church, and then BOOM, your a Rastafari. And being a Rastafari believer holds up in a court battle quite well if you ever get busted for posession.

IT WAS MY RELIGION I'M NOT A DRUG TRAFFICKER!!!!

Enjoy your Kush, peace out:smoke:


wut do u know bout shit lil kid? ur tha retard that stole a bong lol...

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Posted 01 February 2008 - 06:21 PM

jah love is universal

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Posted 01 February 2008 - 06:57 PM

Hmm so how and why did this guy get banned again?


And what did him having to be a rastafarian pertain to "How to easily convince your parents to let you smoke pot freely"


-Because I was pretty sure someone could help him answer this by telling them some legit sources... from the internet, and other sources ect.


Even though he may have been banned for being underage... people can still live with there parents when they are over 18... and some people may want to convince there parents to smoke... hence, the title. Idk, weather or not im too blazed for this... Let me know k thx.


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Posted 13 July 2008 - 05:00 AM

Why you guys picking on him? I am sure that half of you that picked on him are under 18. The fact that he had the balls to tell his parents, up front, shows he is actaully quite mature. The fact that he is also intelligent and realistic enough to try to find a LEGAL way to do what he likes, honors and believes, also shows his maturness. There is no way that any of your people on this forum, can verify that he is under 18 from simple posts.

P.S. The result of all of you picking and flaming him, eventually, come to show me of your immatureness(sp?) and thoughtless actions.

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Posted 13 July 2008 - 05:12 AM

Why you guys picking on him? I am sure that half of you that picked on him are under 18. The fact that he had the balls to tell his parents, up front, shows he is actaully quite mature. The fact that he is also intelligent and realistic enough to try to find a LEGAL way to do what he likes, honors and believes, also shows his maturness. There is no way that any of your people on this forum, can verify that he is under 18 from simple posts.

P.S. The result of all of you picking and flaming him, eventually, come to show me of your immatureness(sp?) and thoughtless actions.

Old, old thread man.

And the fact that he 'converted' to a religion just for an excuse to smoke pot is very disrespectful.

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Posted 13 July 2008 - 05:17 AM

I'm a devout rastafarian didn't do me a damn bit of good. get real.

and the natives had a bone thrown to them because we gave them smallpox blankets and killed thousands of them, stole their land and raped their culture why do you think they can run casinos?

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