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PLEASE HELP! fastest way to detox (i have 4 days)

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Posted 10 January 2008 - 03:49 AM

My parents are drug testing me in 4 days from today (1-9-08). Please Help!!
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Posted 10 January 2008 - 04:05 AM

Plenty of liquids, water , cranberry juice, green tea, and multi- vitamins .

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Posted 10 January 2008 - 04:06 AM

dude, use the search function. Theres probably more "help, i need to detox" threads than anything else here.

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Posted 10 January 2008 - 04:06 AM

Plenty of liquids, water , cranberry juice, green tea, and multi- vitamins .

How fast should this work. right now i an drinking about a gallon a day, and taking 6 cranberry pills a day as well. i am taking 2 after each meal.

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Posted 10 January 2008 - 04:08 AM

How fast should this work. right now i an drinking about a gallon a day, and taking 6 cranberry pills a day as well. i am taking 2 after each meal.

You have more than enough time, no worries.

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Posted 10 January 2008 - 04:08 AM

How fast should this work. right now i an drinking about a gallon a day, and taking 6 cranberry pills a day as well. i am taking 2 after each meal.



Lots of excersize. Use the search tool to look up threads of people who have asked this question, a lot of them post results. So you can see what does and does not work.

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Posted 10 January 2008 - 04:09 AM

Grow some balls and give your parents a "No"

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Posted 10 January 2008 - 04:10 AM

hahah no more college, car, roof, and food for me anymore

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Posted 10 January 2008 - 04:11 AM

You have more than enough time, no worries.


alright thanks man

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Posted 10 January 2008 - 04:11 AM

a gallon jug that you can refill with water, antioxidants (green tea, cranberry extract capsuls, etc.) and sweat yourself, a lot, do some running. if you dont feel reassured on the day of the test, go to GNC or your local health store and find a detox drink, i wouldnt put TOO much faith in those though.

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Posted 10 January 2008 - 04:12 AM

Just drink water. Drink 1 liter of water, wait until you urinate, then drink another liter. Do this for 3 days and you'll pass.

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Posted 10 January 2008 - 04:12 AM

dude, use the search function. Theres probably more "help, i need to detox" threads than anything else here.


No probably "Check OUT my new BONG" is the most common thread. Anyways...

I recommend going down to a local smoke shop and possibly GNC and looking for body cleansing drinks and such.

Also if your parents are testing you with a home kit then you can easily pass that one.

Option 1: Mixing your urine with some water. It will dilute the water and decrease the thc percentage to urine ratio if that makes sense.

Option 2: Get a friends pee that you know will be clean. The night before you take the test keep it warm by placing in between your legs where you sleep or someplace warm.

I wish you best of luck and hopefully you don't get caught.:smoke:

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Posted 10 January 2008 - 04:22 AM

thanks guys, you are all like brothers to me :rolleyes: haha

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Posted 10 January 2008 - 04:34 AM

friends piss+hand warmers=passing a homemade test ya dig

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Posted 10 January 2008 - 04:35 AM

unless of corse your parents make you pee infront of them

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Posted 10 January 2008 - 04:39 AM

unless of corse your parents make you pee infront of them

^^^hahahaha

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Posted 10 January 2008 - 08:43 AM

unless of corse your parents make you pee infront of them

yea thats what they do

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Posted 10 January 2008 - 08:48 AM

yea thats what they do





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Posted 10 January 2008 - 08:51 AM

Ask them if they can reschedule because you're too high to take the test.

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Posted 10 January 2008 - 10:06 AM

ahahaha..:D




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