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whats your favorite code word for weed


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lotuis

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my friend wanted to get high one night and he didnt know how to tell me because we were infront of his parents, so while doing a joint smoking jesture he just says "want to go to the car?" and i was like oh i see. and now we refer to sweet maryjane as "CAR" because you can always say "want to see my car?" or my favorite "want to go for a car ride?" so, people, what is your favorite code for weed?

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i like kaya, or ernest....haha two stories, ones real short, on not so short, kaya is rastafarian for weed, and ernest....my friend's girlfriend named his penis ernest. and his bong has a big penis looking thing at the base, so we named his bong ernest, so we will be like, aright we are going to ernests house

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ienjoytheweed

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i usually say wanna smoke marijuana tree plants

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I use the term "green"... Like, "Hey man, lets go smoke some green."

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weed when there are no parents around. stuff when there are. What do you wanna do? Stuff. Okay, let's get out of here.

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I always say, "wanna go listen to some cd's"

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Jauntness.....and when I was in high school me and my friend called it Broccoli

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TREES, it's all about the TREES!!! What color are them trees? Same color as them dolla bills.. it is all about the tree dolla bill ya'll.

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"Let's go chill..."

"Wanna hit that shit?"

and how my friend always so bluntly says it in public:

"Let's smoke pot and get some bitches!"

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never have really used one. Oh there was one small time, when we were smoking and next door were out, I asked if they could use some other word to describe the weed. The decided to use penis.

Someone bogarting:
"Hey man will you pass that penis round."

Someone stealing someone else's without asking:
"Hey man, did you ask to take my penis, no you just did it."

to a person who doesn't usually smoke:
"Pass the penis to the left."

or my personal favorite:
"man is that my penis you're smoking or your own."

so instead of a sometimes stoner next door think i am a gay nymphomaniac who has penis parties. (NB I have nothing against gay nymphomaniacs who have penis parties, it is just a lifestyle I choose not to live, I do not love the cock.)

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ahahahahah
o man

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I don't know why, but we always called it "Satan's Barbeque".

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we ussually say between ourselfess that we are going to "smoke grass" or in croatian TRAVA.
When includeing nin smokeing population we say that we are going to car race (joint moves in circles)

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Usually just, "You wanna get high? You wanna get high!!!!?"

To the kid at school I get shit from, "Hey Mr Tambourine Man, play a song for me."

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My personal favorites are "cabbage roasting" and "starting a small brush fire"

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A friend of mine is very careful around his parents, so he acts like he is talking about playing james bond on nintendo. A call from him would go something like this:

"hey man, you wanna come over and play some james bond"

or

"hey, do you have a controller I could get from you?"

or

"I don't know.... who all has controllers over there?"

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This post has been edited...If the bigotted comments continue people will get banned.

-NuBBiN

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In high school we called it "going to the allergist" because we used to have to walk to my friend's allergist and we would smoke on the way.

Now my friends call it different things... one calls it chicken - Hey, you wanna have some chicken later? How much chicken should I pick up at the store? A 1/4 or 1/2, perhaps one? You get the picture. My other friend calls pot "books" and she gets her "books" at the library (where else?!). :)

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We have an awesome sociology teacher at my school that shows a lot of movies. When he shows The Karate Kid, during the scene when Johnny is smoking in the bathroom he screams at the top of his lungs "SMOKE YER REEFER JOHNYAY! FLY HIGH JOHNYAY!" and starts doing kung fu. Fucking hilarious to see this old guy w/ a hunchback exactly replicate the karate kid's moves. So we call it Johnyay. As in:
"Is Johnyay going to be at your place?"
"Wanna hang out with Johnyay?"

I know a lot of people who call it bud since it gets the point across but non smokers think budweiser when mentioned. The word ganja is funny when baked....

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damn this is some funny shit yall are posting

i used to call it tractor cuz me and a couple friends baked out a tractor
lets see..
my one hitter is named OJ the fourth (man those are easy to lose) , but back in the days of OJ the first, we'd go meet up with OJ and stuff
you know...




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