Rap battle anyone?

Discussion in 'The Musician in U' started by TokingToker, Oct 12, 2007.

  1. uhhhh lick my bootyhole, bang your mom in the studio,

    she tried to touch my nuts but instead i grabbed at her prunes yo.

    and when i said the prunes you know that i meant the boobies hoe.

    hey yo i got some news for your sister bro, tell her to stop hittin my

    phone cuz i done changed my number ill stick my dick in a gloryhole

    listen mang

    yo granny tryin to bite my penis holy shit cant believe this she might

    be your mamas mama a little christian religious, either way she speakin

    gibberish over my 9 inch jiggle stick, even if she a nun you know that

    im goin into it.

    either way i already slayed you i hit you right where it hurts, if want to

    return a verse, youll catch me up in your mamas skirt.

    peace
     
  2. Ive got this pencil, it's fused to my brain
    a stenciled tempo, an instrumental mentally glued to each one of my temples,
    a hollow illuminati tunnel that's funneled from solomon central,
    and all of a sudden I'm an honorable general talking this rich like I'm hollering emeralds,
    im swallowing venom and spit balling acidic tolerant hellos.
    I'm a sick fuck, you still suck, you fuckers act ill so get struck in the back, im hitting your hat bill with the broad side of my bat like you mother fuckers are under attack just stand still.
    I'll kill you and still bury the hatchet, motel 6 hidden under a matress, the maid came, and I gave some spare change, a mac 10, a black bag, and plastic wrap to wrap your ass in, with no questions asked this cleaners an assassin.
     
  3. uhhh you think that you can rap dog ill bang your grandma

    had that bitch take her teeth out then i pulled out my camera

    she really wasnt shy so she grabbed my weener and stared in the

    lens kid you a fuckin fag on pretend shit, kiss my ass is what ill say to you and your friends bitch.

    lick the brown eye right between my buttcheeks,

    you and your pussy ass is lookin like some lunch meat

    maybe a black girl pussy just like roast beef

    im at the top of this game bitch gimmie the trophy

    and you funny thinkin that your punk ass can roast me


    uh
     
  4. you talkin bout those prunes like fuckin prune juice
    boost your immune and make you shit too


    talkin shit bout granny bitin your dick
    in reality its just a fuckin baby carrot stick


    not really fuckin nuns just fantasizing religion
    when im old and feedin pigeons yo ass will be imprisoned
     
  5. uhhh thats right bitch ill drink that prune juice up, she sucked my nuts, dryer than cotton mouth from the blunt

    think im playin? just give me 20 minutes till nap time then ill get to diaper changin, that old broad with a bag swangin,
    the turkey gizzard gonna be hangin
    from the bottom of her neck like thanksgiving dinner from satan

    you see i love this shit, and she gon' suck on my carrot stick, because it goes really well with chicken dinner bitch

    so jokes on you and when she eatin "food", i hope you know that she chokes too,

    maybe thats the reason for me to be imprisoned while your old ass is homeless on the street feedin pigeons

    uhhhh
     
  6. when i say feedin pigeons im talking bout those bitches and hoes
    you playin that front, straight up flexin, pretendin your a felon
    no street credit no real foes, dont cry or get a tissue for your nose


    I'll sick my dick in that gizzard, cum and call it a blizzard
    winner winner chicken dinner imma pull the fuckin trigger
    cause this my grind, this my block, pull some tricks and see this glock
    you'll be in the ground, aint nobody gonna sweat a little punk
    cause this block consists of killers and they lookin for you wigger


    Trap block 5hunnid
     
  7. Do half of you even read over what you write? smh
     
  8. uhh when yall gonna learn that rappin aint about what street you live on, or about what block you hangin on with hunna hunna guns

    i will show you that you son'd,

    i aint about threatnin you but yo ill threat to bang your mom

    listen hunna listen

    i might be a white boy, but no way am i a wangster just because i rhyme about your mom suckin on my wanker


    boy your rappin weak, your breath smell like shit cuz all you talk is poop, you dont wanna catch me on a peak

    mushrooms, lsd i might stab you in the teeth and yo my gooms will turn your punkass little block into dust up on the streets

    i lace the fuckin weed, i cant feel fuckin pain i got the double strength zombie shit im lookin for these brains

    that chicken eatin grains, mang back to this turkey shit yo you should slit your veins

    because if you couldnt remember i was talkin about that cane, that YOUR granny is holding yo i shove it between her legs, but mang since you touch that gizzard you admitin to incest

    her boobies draggin on the floor, her vagina might be sore,
    her pubes look like broccoli, and her on your kitchen floor


    yeee
     
  9. broccoli, broccoli
    smokin on broccoli
    chillin with ur ho and she calls me bill cosby
    scored another goal now she calls me sidney crosby
    whos finna beat me
    not you, obvi
    golly, got this bitch jumping like an ollie
    kickin it with the thotties in my holm, holly
    ask me if im finna fuck ur bitch
    probably
    asked her if shes finna suck this dick
    probably
    naw b, naw c, this isnt a hobby
    get the puck up out this bitch like its fuckin hockey
    shoutouts to the honkeys, shoutouts to the donkeys
    shoutouts to your mommy, head game gnarly
    shoutouts to toronto
    shoutouts to the marlies
    sbgrowery, u dont wanna go with me








     
  10. uhhh

    you finna catch me in a good mood today

    so ima give you the benefit and let yo ass walk away

    but if you wanna battle bitch yo i stand here all day

    and watch you give shoutouts to faggots who dont know yo name

    you said that you fucked my ho but really you fuckin lame

    bitchass copy my shit and say that you got some game

    when really you laptopin pornhub cracker you gay

    funny thing tho mang

    i really dont got a ho, only quadriplegic bitch, yo i eat up my vegetables, you suckin on testicles, real niqqqa smokin menthols,

    the teacher lookin sexy she pull me out in the hall, grabbin me by my balls, she had that fat ass and she put her hands on the wall, like santa bitch every hoes chimney ima cum down em all, and it doesnt matter if you think my rap sucks, cuz this shitll never suck as hard as your mom sucks my nuts,

    and let me tell you just one more thing mayne,
    broccoli dont rhyme with broccoli so get yo shit straight

    uhhh
     
  11. Stop spamming this thread you idgits.


    I'm as calm as a mosque
    I'm the bomb squad when we took out Sadam
    I'm the four horsemen, apocalibz forcin,
    the course of a more sinister portion,
    divorce in a ministers forces,
    the mad hatter of rap, my pens tap tapping on the generals hat, I'm back at it again a chemical imbalance of a hundred and ten mother fucking percent,
    I wonder just what the fuck I trust in,
    God, or a thousand mightier men, devising instruments from these finely tipped pens,
    Cause iamb, but it depends if im writing again or if I justify a deathwish to those im writing against, so in my mind my defenses of land mines describe a tale of every man that's has failed when im trying to win.

    I guess If I could compile them a mile high, but it's when i finally finish and this shit has been finalized, my opponents diminish, crushing their poems within it, most of em get it, but some of em, keep on coming back for a second helping, like god help them, they don't understand the outcome, so how come, we can't still outrun this man, well,
    his plan that he's dealt is a matter of figuring out, this word alchemy.
    he's eating verbs like their calories counting them towering hourly,
    showering syllable powers that now you see, cause cowering enemies to run floundering.
     
  12. yo you better sit your ass down, or ima bust a nut right on your mamas forehead while she be on the ground

    me and that ho could go a couple rounds, but on the first one i put my penis around her neck and then i choked her out

    finna king me so gimmie that crown, and the only crown i meant was the one between her asscheeks so i bent her down

    you best believe over that same couch, that you been sittin on up in her livin room the middle of her damn house,

    fuckin dubai hoes i got nine spouse, ak47 towel on my head to keep the golden sand out, ahhh!

    LOOK

    homie you cant battle you arnt even speakin subjet, you live in a fantasy land mad hatter or charlie bucket

    same shit that made hitler go put the jews in the ovens, you lines mean fuckin nothin,

    only one thing is for sure is your granny sucked on my jelly munchkins

    uhhh
     
  13. broccoli broccoli, tell your bitch to get off of me
    she's been here for days and now your teacher is stalking me


    Blowin that menthol
    Look at me im so cool
    I keep on hearing your chest coughs
    keep it down dont be rude


    your chick is a prude


    she spat out my nut


    I took her quadriplegic ass back to the bus
    im steady throwin the darts
    Your bars sound worse than a fart
    Nah, worse than a shart
    you should hit up shit.com and add more bars to your cart


     
  14. #27955 Apocalibz, Nov 18, 2015
    Last edited by a moderator: Nov 18, 2015
    I see you guys like to space out your lines a lot, what do you call those? Space bars! ;)



    A glass of Jackson Triggs

    Cabernet sauvignon

    pen an pad in hand im making anagrams

    rolling gold, you only want to meet the preacher when you sold your soul

    no receipts reapers keeping leases got you under mind control,

    slow your roll, wall to wall I roam around my room balls to show what I can do when I sit down and write a few,

    climb inside my mind and vibe a bit

    ripping every line I spit, If I was you I would quit realize your rhymes are shit.
     
  15. SBG growery won't you play with me and press against these razorblade bars till your chest bleeds you're face scars nothing that you say will impress me, the Wayne Gretzky of GC come and get me!
    Ya come on test me, come on catch me, common sense says you're a patsy im apache, wrecking ball aimed at your flatscreen with your mom maimed in the backseat, tamed in a taxi cab legs wrapped around my kneck, that bitch bad! Came and I switched lanes told her whack shit like I loved what your dad did, walking out on you like damn that was tragic, she said fuck that, that; was attractive! took her back home and I fucked her on a mattress got some good dome and I went in, vaginal penetration like a train station when im docking for vacation, except this time she's a mental patient, I guess that makes you the same thing how embarrassing how demeriting how is everything, why not open up and just share something?
     
  16. I need my raps to make sense
    I need to have sustenance
    I need to exchange what I write, for dollar and dime rhyming cents,
    While I'm explaining each line, im aligning
    my pockets with bills, still I'm fulfilling with fuel and I'm willing to kill em with skill, few will live after this, like Parkinsons these carcasses of artists, are starving marvins and Marxists, like it's target practice, and half of these badly spit rappers are whack and belong back wrapped around these candy bars, as I pin em down like they're under a tack and imagine just how mad you are,
    like you are having a panic attack and I just sit back and cackle, these schizophrenic manic mannequins are packing a plastic gat, you should try to run but they tackle you and place shackles around your wrists and ankles, you're anchored and angered, but there is not a thing that you can do.
     
  17. Someone quote me.
    I haven't had any competition in days...
     
  18. Hold up...


    When this spit hits it'll leave you split and stiff real quick like rigormortis,
    See you played around and didn't think the kid would notice,
    I kill opponents with ill components, put me on it i own it-
    i'm al capone mixed with frank ocean my potions so potent
    they get opened in moments we floatin' high like we odin, bye -
    now i'm back in - got some X to see like a pirate,

    and my Ex to see on a netflix spree but she gotta be quite,
    Can't even leave a hair pin-my new girl will go n 'find it,
    The blood wont stop but menopause in my sight
    And you won't even get a inch in, in other words i'm too tight
    i'm too nice, your so stupid you might starve in a food fight
    I'm not here to tell the boy whos wrong and who's right
    Your ironic, any battle i see you getting Ko'd is a good night
    Ironic is starting death row and ending up on it-shout out to Suge Knight
    The Flows cold like Christmas, These hoes tripping as the dough lifted
    I'm dro rippin my foes spitting but its not prolific this pro is gifted
    You old chickens will get your gold missing by the freshest god
    and i'll be standing pissing in the pot of a leprechaun, bitch you bet its on
    You get thrown into the war zone like Lebanon, thats death by bombs
    while you probably worshiping peace like cant we all just get a long?


     
  19. Awesome, I'll hit you up when I get a chance
     

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