Rap battle anyone?

Discussion in 'The Musician in U' started by TokingToker, Oct 12, 2007.

  1. I'm a femC, I got perfect pitches, bitches run to me to stracth they itches. Claim ignorant bliss ignoramus, I'll peg yo tight virgin anus,
    reckless and wreck this tight rhymes bro, this ain't a game no hasbro, oh what do ya know, you best eat crow cuz bitch you blow, dicks that's obvious, rotten verses full of pus, teach me to rap? Please go home and fap, viciously & ill take this win graciously, in lame mans terms I'll spare ya equations, my flow earthmoving just ask the Haitians, fuck Odysseus when I spit bars, they goregous like narcissus, I'm more legendary the the Templors
     
  2. Oh I'm so insulted, my whole view's now defaulted, my gay little heart been iced and salted, I'm crying like Ive been assaulted
    I'll never be the same, I know now that I'm so so lame, oh wait hold on I forgot you ain't man enough to be a faggot, like seriously you think that shit hurts me? Like I've said before I got left for dead on a floor, this threads a bore, lameness seeps out yo every pore, I am online quite a bit, here's my finger so you can sit, you're used to touching shit, when i rape bitches like you I ain't need a kit, you little asshole 6" gape it'll take 6 stitches, dike is a water retaining wall, dyke is a lesbian, you ain't a man doll, you can't keep up wif me even if I was a Kardashian, hell yea I'm white trash, I got the winning sash, so next time you wanna play, think about what you say, Ole tie you up but I got no safe word, that's absurd, your rhymes sound stupider than bae. Bitch I get seizures and my verses still better than yours.
     

  3. Oh I'm so insulted, my whole view's now defaulted, my gay little heart been iced and salted, I'm crying like Ive been assaulted
    I'll never be the same, I know now that I'm so so lame, oh wait hold on I forgot you ain't man enough to be a faggot, like seriously you think that shit hurts me? Like I've said before I got left for dead on a floor, this threads a bore, lameness seeps out yo every pore, I am online quite a bit, here's my finger so you can sit, you're used to touching shit, when i rape bitches like you I ain't need a kit, you little asshole 6" gape it'll take 6 stitches, dike is a water retaining wall, dyke is a lesbian, you ain't a man doll, you can't keep up wif me even if I was a Kardashian, hell yea I'm white trash, I got the winning sash, so next time you wanna play, think about what you say, Ole tie you up but I got no safe word, that's absurd, your rhymes sound stupider than bae. Bitch I get seizures and my verses still better than yours.

     
    Erryone knows my safe word is porcupine, 
    I dont murder beats, but i torture lines, 
    I'm fortified, i don't really think theres more to life,
    I'm mortified, Rap schemes with the gore defined, 
    These whores are mine, Every hole's a goal and i'm scorin' fine,
    Twerk that ass and i'll tourqe that spine, Mickey Rourke grind,
    I thwart minds, snort lines of moonshine and moon rock, 
    From biggie to tupac bumping out that boom box 
    Laser Thermometer, i dont need no gun to see who's hot...
    naw that was weak, You aint got a chance nicus 
    Minged wanna talk shit about me and Annicus, 
    saying we belong together but she likes vag and tits, 
    I'll fucking grab this whack ass bitch and smack em in a acid trip.

    oops ment to quote that whatevs
     
  4. #27504 bubba ho-tep, Jan 12, 2015
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    Whatevs!??? Bitch Come on fix it,
    Quit finger fucking keys with your big chunky digits,
    This Sausage finger midget bitching bout his position,
    Same guy to set the shirt size at company Picnic's,
    Your swiss miss mixed with Aquafina and spit,
    Sweet enough to blend but something's off just a bit,
    Now this limp dick prick's fixed for dead on arrival,
    Found my niche at age 6 was picking tits out a line up,
    Blinded by trichromes I fight foes with dro smoke at 1.5 ohm's Holm's,
    But been known to zone an keep some cones on the low though.
    Y'all are so so. Lol
     
  5. #27505 Acidphere, Jan 15, 2015
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    Hold up ill get at you 
     
  6. So so? Yo, consider this rap statutory,
    I'll kick ya fuckin ass if you even think of puttin me back in that category

    My vocabulary could actually kill you, you could kill me, but you're lacking the skill too
    U rappers is practically just naturally Ill proof



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  7. @bubbah
     
    Call this cat Nasa, at this rate this pussy will never see a green face
    the cheese that my team chase is something ya'll see in the dream state,
    I'll put some money on that ass like we eating some cheese-cake, 
    I'm going in, far to far..way to deep space, finished my word follow it with space bars,  
    best believe i got to be free-basing when you hit me with that pitch, quit with the spit 
    like a bitch couldn't follow the flow after this dick came equipped with that rocker launcher,
    Ill poke this mom with my pocket monster its a rock type, tgfvcnjmh\\
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    ^^^ that last line was hot fire from my cat
    this next line shots fired from the gat
    or gato as a matter of fact, I'm fly as a bat got
    that super sonic but that smoke make it hard react.
    I'm going deep, I INHail Mary so you better keep back. 
     
  8. #27508 bubba ho-tep, Jan 18, 2015
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    Bitch I'm Blowin loud pack in my herbal vape,
    Straight dazed in the face when I blaze the place,
    Taste the eighth,
    face it when I crank the bass,
    If You gonna try an kill me You better aim for face,
    Jump All your doggs when the pond is calm cause imma big mouth mother fucking toxic frogg,
    Hostel bombs, blowing off your legs an arms,
    Then once your body's all gone watch me spark this bong,
    Just Watch the dong, no boxers on,
    Free ballin in this bitch like a pin ball star,
    Bimbo farts, putting In my dick so far,
    Your Bitch done queefed 3 times before my dick got hard,
    She's a slippery hog, tryna dab all my oil,
    I said this ain't a pig's pen so move on Martha Stuart,
    Imma bad ass mcgroover, ya jus some fat ass loser,
    An I could shit more truth than you spit in that booth man,
    Grow a fu manchu if you gonna rap like a douche bag,
    I Spit feces, no compeashy, gettin squeasy when you speak to me.
    Slide on any beat so smooth you'd think that both my feet were greased,
    The weakest link, call em out an pants em in public place,
    Let all these people know that both your balls look like some seedless grapes.
     
  9. *To the tune of "Eminem - We made you*
    *Huh hum*
    Back by popular demand!
    This ain't a Slim Shady verse, so don't let it get out of hand,
    Dominated Acid, so let you spastics come at me if you can,
    Sittin back, relaxing at the MGM Grand,
    Must have a massive *Hehem* coz I've got massive hands,
    Both palms desecrated with sariligious brands,
    Dam, I think religious dicks after me again,
    I stomp them,
    Because they asked to put their hands on my massive,
    Booty, slash the swag again,
    But these pirates just want the booty, don't wanna be my friend,
    Can he come back with fire in the end?
    God of Death, course I can, don't ask that shit again,
    Back in this thread, I'm back to spit again,
    I'll fucking burn and destroy all races of men,
    Don't care if I have to burn two billion or ten,
    Aha, I know you want a ruler, I see it when you grin, 
     
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSdKmX2BH7o
     
  10.  
     
     
     
    You fucking rapped over the worst song by Eminem,
    We made you into anger and adrenalin, GOD please show me where heaven is,
    My bawls swing like a pendulum, gold coins and i'm spendin' them, 
    Stay in tall grass like i was a hidden gem i'm really the hidden link,
    I'll take everything even your life but the kitchen sink what you nikkas think,
    Couldn't figure me out with a Cuban link and a hundred shrinks, 
    You shrinky-dink i put the ink in pink when i'm giving senoritas sentimental winks,
     If these kids say they fly than i say i'm playing Duck Hunt
    Like a good bed frame WE ABOUT TO HOLD THE FUCK UP
    Did you just say you dominated acid, 
    Fuck it-- i'll leave this niggah spread like my Kama Sutra mattress, 
    What you talk is putrid trash bitch, You should hit the highway
    naw literally hit the cruise, crash quick and go up in flames like your average matchstick, 
    I'll be on my Nelson Muntz laughing the mad man tactics, simple math-e-matics 
    so fuck it if i'm spastic i think half ya'll overreacting, 
     Ill cut your legs off so you can't shu (shoe) when you get de-feated 
    but we'll keep that for our little secret..
    you hear that? the sound of a gods lungs getting depleted. 
     
  11. #27511 God Almighty, Jan 21, 2015
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    I might drop the mic when Mike Myers fights me with a knife,
    I shine bright, the times right, fast forward, end ya life,
    Then bend ya wife, over the counter and rape her,
    After I'm done, ten dicks in that pussy couldn't even gape her,
    I fill her arse hole with clingfilm coz I want to save it for later,
    Then set her under guard of a dude with an alligator,
    See, you might think I'm an alligator,
    But I don't make allegations,
    I weave the webs of truth in my own way,
    And have fun destroying nations,
    My heads so big with ego you think I suffered inflation, 
    As for me choosing the worst Eminem song?
    I know I did, just wanted to show out of ashes something great could arise,
    I let you have your fun but now the God of Death has arrived,
    My anger's multiplied, you thinking about cum, jizz on the brain, you got a salty mind,
    You better get your shit straight, better get defined, 
    Here to remind, the fact that every rap battle we had, I got the last word,
    You're just another of the masses, get the fuck back in with the heard,
    I rule you, jester smash your head in with a spanner, fool you and tool you.
     
  12. #27512 phyer, Jan 25, 2015
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    didnt anyone let you know, im droppin like an anvil,
    while ya wile e coyote flow is at a stand still
    dismantle, any rapper ready to get trampled,
    you may be a queen but this aint no ant hill,
    i think its pretty clear rappin aint ya strong suit,
    you battlin the wrong dude, you the mouse im the mongoose, 
    hope you brought a bomb suit when i drop it on you,
    for you winnin is impossible, watchu think you tom cruise?
     
     
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  13. Ahaa, better get your ray-bans coz I'm outshining,
    Like I take a mic to the streets (Why?) coz I'm out-rhyming,
    You tryna drop a tune but your outta timing,
    Call me the cook, seasoned rapper, I'm out-thyming,
    Ahhhh, better get down on your knees,
    Start praying 'for I release a swarm oda bees,
    Like, storming tha seas, call 'em to me,
    Tidal wave slam down on the ground just to fucking water my seeds,
    Roll through here, kill em all with ease, 
    Kill a stoner mouse like I tempted it with cheese,
    This rhyme isn't generically about the police,
    But I'll light a fire in their homes, cook pigs in blankets while they're asleep,
    Wow you're in deep, fuck a bomb suit you gon need a submarine!
     
  14. #27514 Apocalibz, Jan 25, 2015
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    Its an Apocalibz, a cluster fuck thats shockin kids.
    Locked in a box is a cop and a dog fighting the thoughts of an optimist.
    Hes igniting this
    in the distance, the sounds of sirens, more profound than a thousand pounds of lightening
    hitting and striking the crowns of osiris,
    he allows the mic to spit.
    He clears his throat, show boats, gloats and goes home to the town of open hearts and pulled apart thrones. He knows
    he's far from this, but so close to home. He's able to rip these fables apart as he starts to grip cables with both arms and harbors the fails of a dozen fairy tale bartered bits.



    Feel free to battle me
     
  15. #27515 Acidphere, Jan 26, 2015
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    Read the words man..
     
    If you the god of death, than i'll show you what A noob is. (Anubis)
    I think i have to make my rhymes more simple, that's just what the truth is.
     
    If you think you're an animal, you don't scare me I'm Steve Erwin. 
    Only afraid of fear itself and i guess maybe some sea urchins. 
    Deep sermons coming from the chief of you bleeding vermins
    you'll probably need a surgeon, cant compare to my weekly earnins'
    You be dream burning you facial taking fucker i'm fickle with my fiscals  
    Wanna talk raw i'll reverse the rolls this is war - put a missile to your pistol 
    Trying to kick it with those shit quotes and you probably selling nickles
    Everyone see's through those balls made of crystal. 
    Don't give a fuck if i'm in my Hippy phase living these trippy days
    Can't change me from my shifty ways sipping on my whiskey drank,
    You handle them balls like Misty-May, i'm sick enough to kick a stray.
     
    fuck it time to go shake hands and kiss some babies 
    maybe sign a few titties.
     
  16. So the truth is all you mutha fuckas toothless
    Bout to show this useless thread who the quote unquote truth is
    Have this Pharaoh fuck Acid buried 12 feet under bushes
    Then i'll set the shit on phyer like God Almighty im fuckin ruthless 
     
    And speakin of "God Almighty" better humble yourself
    Change the name quick, before I go and get me the belt
    and whip your ass for bein blasphemous, watch ya whole face melt
    my scriptures 'il have this "deity" fuck end up killin itself. 
     
    Im so classless when I battle, no room for love in competition. 
    You fucks take hours with your writtens, did this shit while I was pissin
    And Im still fuckin shittin on more than half of my division
    Without even trying, not a single fuck given. 
     
     
     
    (been a minute since I been on GC. Threads look like they are dying)
     
  17. It's going down like ten days plus the first of September,
    remember? Probably knot.
    Your thoughts tied up like Alzheimer's dementia.
    And I ain't talking about the Staple Center
    When I say my thots pinned at the torso all winter.
     
    Not saying she's a hoe, but she's never swiped left on Tinder
    I'm here to do some house work, so tell me who's the renter.
    She'll get caulked from my pipe, hardcore and uncensored.
    I lay the wood while you underground like Master Splinter.
    Get shellshocked while you try to pay the pizza vendor.
     
    Think you're hot shit on your porch, but you ain't even embers.
    My homies came to get you popped like Urkel suspenders.
    Might sneak on you while you're masturbating in grease from old chicken tenders.
    like,
    “What the fuck mom? I told you knock before you enter!”
    pop. pop. another nigga slumped in his dinner.
     
  18.  
     
    Well since nobodies steppin up, and reppin GC, WHAT THE FUCK?
    Im'a roll up this blunt, light it and alazaay the fuck up. 
    Hit you with a bottle of your own shit, ya fruity cunt
    talkin jackin and jerkin while he lurkin, again! WHAT THE FUCK?
     
    You a puppy in this game, these are dog eat dog battles
    Why the fuck im fightin lames? leave this baby bitch rattled . 
    slaughter this cattle, go back, lasso ya bitch, hit the saddle 
    bust a nut in her guts, leave you with a pregnant bitch, shackled
     
    Must be hittin the pipe like Mario, the mushrooms got you trippin bro
    I'll rip ya throat like Kruger while you're sleepin, dreamin of throatin English blokes
    you walking a tight rope, expose you're weaknesses, all unprovoked
    I haven't even started, haven't even begun to choke these jokes. 
     
  19. i feel so MT with out a music Vision 
    from one bad decision to another, 
    you know that i'm stubborn 
    something i can never unlearn
    so i suggest you don't be concerned
    Dead Presidents just money that i urned,
     It was more than bridges that i've burned, 
    My dick stand tall like a linear curve, 
    getting brain from kids no Phineas and Ferb, 
    dont bother me when im diminishing the herb, 
    I earned my stripes, a Bengal with A J and the Green, (AJ Green)
    All eyes on me...or else i might put a blade in that spleen, 
    Angel of death my grave has wings 
    only let girls in the gates if them girls eighteen. 
    Its gonna take more than a god to save me. 
     
  20. I'm smoking loud, almost sonorous,
    So many strange words they askin "What?" when theysaurus,
    You think you rolling deep? Na bitch, you only there coz you're porous,
    Sponging up bullets, take scars so my body is flawless,
    Whoreless, don't have to pay for sex when you got riches,
    They fuck you for free, hoping to get some, but(t) fuck bitches,
    Money's life, and they tryna drain you, what the fuck is these liches,
    Think you rolling with OG's, but half of 'em snitches,
    Trim your crew down, like you trim your food down,
    I'm rich, but still go back to the hood, now,
    Or would, POW, gun shots from the haters that never made it,
    Passin some shit get faded,
    I never deliberated, now look here I'm scintillating,
    Outshining all the dudes tryna say they killed that,
    Best kneel before me, bitches,
    I'm the king of rap.
     

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