Rap battle anyone?

Discussion in 'The Musician in U' started by TokingToker, Oct 12, 2007.

  1. Nah, I'm not battling him any more. He keeps not replying for like a week at a time so people forgot what he wrote, then comes back with the same stuff claiming it's still the same battle. It's just boring now.

     
  2. #27442 bubba ho-tep, Nov 27, 2014
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    Lol ya I don't do that, and I've never claimed anything, your just a huge pussy..

    I'll come shit on your windows and piss on your bushes,
    Smear my name on the side of your house in a feces smell propelled from hell with brown crowns of corn kernels,
    Your for sure a virgin,
    A teenage hermit getting first degree burns from words submerged in one fifty one,
    Spit into zippo flames that char opponent's to dust,
    You wish u could write as nice as my stuff,
    Puffing up your chest on your high horse of course you think your better you sniff your own shit for pleasure,
    Your own buried treasure.
    Death to your dumbass verses,
    Couldn't resurrect em with a Jesus diversion,
    They all been long forgotten like 8th grade cursive,
    Your a worthless pussy like the womb you were birthed in.
     
  3. #27443 Mc-wafflesloth, Nov 27, 2014
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    It's cool to see that acids still a faggot, hell always be a fool to me
    No one will read it, cause everyone skips through it usually,
    You suck so bad they won't even say that your a rapper in your ulogy
    After you get iced for free,
    Watch you drippin crazy fluids
    the thing that made me do it is that you think your as nice as me
    That goes for almighty, bird and bubba too
    Im gonna start thankin god nightly that I ain't as dumb as you



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  4. Why do you keep writing verses against me? Do you not understand that I've stopped battling you, or are you just plain stupid? It's all just reworded versions of the same shit.
     
  5. He's off his rocker, man.


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  6. I'll stick a challenge up to fight me, fuck it you can bite me, 
    Just like your mother did when I stopped coming round nightly, 
    Dunno what her problem is, I always brought a couple bills, 
    Mixed with a little bit of violence, my dick, a dozen sleeping pills,
     
    See she got some issues, and I ain't bringing tissues, 
    Tired of hearing about all of your drug misuse, 
    To me it don't matter if you out trippin on crack, 
    Just need the bitch to stay quiet while I jump on her back....
     

     
     
  7. Lmao my shits more original than I love Lucy,
    Your a bitch that can't rap that's awkward and goofy,
    Happy Thanksgiving how's the kids table bro?
    Eat your sponge Bob Mac n cheese an baked potatoes,
    Imma keep raping at ya non stop just to piss you off cause you couldn't beat these rhymes if you jacked em all off,
    Plus You and Mcwafflesloth should suck each others dicks,
    Go Play some soggy biscuit wit your left over dish.
     
  8. #27448 Minge With Odor, Nov 28, 2014
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    Aint been here in awhile... im back

    I see we got Bird in this place, he got that name..
    Pickin' up my worm with his face
    Read my line now he's slack jawed
    If he made yall bored then i'm a hack saw
    I'll sell him cheap, discounted with the tax off
    Our last battle he showed respect and took his hat off
    Birds a scum bag, a dumb fag with slime in his veins
    I spit one rap and ungrasp and a diamond remains
    You can try and refrain but youre gettin torn to peices
    I was born to beast this, you were born
    I shouldve signed the form to abort the fetus
    My speech is sacred, this my tribal ground
    Ask around I lay it down like its Michael Brown
    Face down, like "taste the dirt!!!"
    I'm Bill Cosby, you're the bitch that i'm raping first
    "took a tincture gettin high off my THC"
    Nuh-uh "Minge replaced that with GHB"
     
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    lol
     
  10. Check it, time to smash rappers, leave the cash but come back to smack anyone that laughs after
    Your a fucking joke, came out Richard pryors mouth and then he got slapped faster
    Then a fight I start over having to deal with all you wack rappers fuck around and get your act shattered you fuck, fuck tryna act legal
    You fuckin suck worse then mac lethal




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    I get up in the heads of these pussies like a Pap smear
    Doin' bottle service while these fags are sippin' Pabst beer
    Fuck tall cans, synthetic raps out the mouths of holograms
    Convulse ‘em like apprehended dealers who swallowed their grams
    Bird makes ‘em eat their words, applying the heat to herbs
    The man must be disturbed, still, victory was well deserved
    These kids are under my influence, I got ‘em running red lights
    Heads fried as my alkaloids saturate their neurons and dendrites 
    Drug talk, eyes see the sun go down with streetlights that hug the block
    His pregnant mom struggled with rock, Minge pops duds that flop
     
  12. Look I do punk rock, fuck hip hop,
    Hip hop sucks, and yo sisters a bop,
    All you do is write rhymes and talk about cops,
    But they dont even pretain to you cuz your rhymes are all talk,
    I rap like Tupac, but im the new guy on the block,
    Fuckin catch you wit my girl imma chop off yo cock,
    And if you get away, ill tag you wit my glock. GET THE FUCK OUT!!!

    Hey dudes give me a break haha i dont rap.😂😂😂


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  13. I'm by no means at a point where I would battle lol I only recently began writing rhymes as an outlet for my anger mostly but pretty much to tell my story. I decided to try and actually spit some stuff to see if I could. . As always we are our own worst critic so I can't hear what someone does. Consensus is I've got something to work with. Of course this coming from friends I'd like an unbiased opinion. If anyone who is sincere and for the betterment of the craft is willing to help me out send a P.M :)
     
  14. That's obliviously obvious, y'all are pen sword novices,
    Rap like Pac? More like jizzing in a sock, hippity hop Bibbity bop
    time for the mic to drop, like a fish you flop, here's a tissue to sop, up those tears cuz I fucked yo bitch in the clinky clank, begged to suck me then my cum she drank, she begged me for it bro, loved when I called her a dirty ho, easy cum easy go, don't fuck with my flow, your skill is micro, beat you blow for blow, tough shit kid try better next time, you'll lose more than Perot, you a penny I'm a dime, but let's get back to numbero uno, your bitch loves my rainbow, cock cuz it's a monster like loch, licking her box, cuz she loves my vox, hard pill to swallow, sorry to say it's true, think you can hang haha ah no, but yo bitch like me more than you.
     
  15. #27455 Bird Flew, Dec 5, 2014
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    Ain't it ironic?
    How life hungers for tombs?
    Bubs must be mixing his chronic with mushrooms
    Or else lookin' to die by puncture wounds
    Pumping gay shit on his itunes
    I flow like a typhoon and inundate threads
    Lyrical dopeness, administrates meds
    Spits narcosis instigates bloodshed 
    My words penetrate your skull plate
    Your word's anorexic- it carries no weight
    Jealous 'cuz my meat hooks hold cake
    Got the beat shook, leaving bodies in my wake
     
  16. okay okay
     
    wait... ya'll calling this shit rap, its mother fucking comedy
    and you claim you spit?! bitch i'm mike tyson vomiting
    you claiming all this shit, i can't see it like ron burgundy
    your rhymes ain't even hurting me, i smoke fire to the third degree
    oh you think heard of me, that young rapper & trapper alike
    i roll perfectly, roll body bags, murder, an kill any mother fucking tryna curse at me
    eyes redder than vernon dursley cheeks ,compared to rick ross, either way i roll fat
    and miss cops, i hotbox, i lift off, skip christian school like criss cross
    drive by offence we flip off hope we offend, and rip denim just the beginning
    then we hit em with close ups, toke up, i hope you get the macro, in fact though
    flow infatuating down to the back row, hit em up hit em up with a live show
    walk out the front than ride through, shots to the face thats a fucking rifle
    spit immaculate, what am i entitled to, a two by four stack of money straight back too high school
    never finished that, never rent a beamer on a bender
     
    for ten days, sip lean up all on summer, so we trade it for a hummer
    yeh i trade it for a humma
     
  17. Why you saying hip hop sucks and then come into a rap thread?
    You must know you gon get a slapped face, slapped head,
    Slap! Almighty powers to get your bars shred,
    7 bars to kill you, leave your corpse in my garden shed,
    Like 28 wheels from 7 cars, combined MPH to make my bars sped,
    Better stop now before I start to see red,
    I see red, I pull out my scythe and leave your arse dead.
     
    Welcome to the rap battle thread motherfucker!
     
  18. I kick rocks in flipflops while smoking these ziplocks, 
    you faggots playing dick box with six cocks, 
    im sick bruh, i do this shit called hip-hop i call
    it my side gig, In an airplane bathroom cause im on some fly shit,
    I'm the co-pilot and the captain you has-been with asthma coughing 
    in the back cabin, i'm flying on acid can you imagine the dragons 
    you see while high in the sky in an amazing cloud palace, 
    how childish you Gambino, my flow is hot like El Nino or 
    a thousand jalapenos, te llamo El Leo de Gringos
    Jumped out of heaven and i landed in a sink hole, 
    i started to bleed slow all over my minc coat,no time to think though
    I just had to float on, shit was going down like a sinking boat
    tell i fell over board and got a chipped skull,
    i rip flows and rip bowls, gone off a couple hits
    and the Rumpleminze an evil kid like Chuckie is, 
    i saw your girl sucking dicks connected two like bumping fist,
    necklace made of amethyst, i kill demons like an exorcist in 
    a black abyss like ab said i dont pass the weed but ill pass a bitch
    I slam a pacifist dick in a casquet all while my brain is absent
    than smoke a blunt and drink a fifth of absinthe with Black Sabbath.
    Now thats Acid.
     
  19. word around the atmosphere? theres not a lot of class in here
    i didnt need to read ya post i didnt even feel the passion near
    i cook up hot bars  and serve em to the amateurs
    allah akbar, behead a whack rapper on a camera
    i been spittin for centurys, yall aint fuckin wit my stamina
    unlock a few precise words designed perfectly to damage ya
    and if ya somehow manage ta, escape death by definitions
    ill stab and beat ya body and free to the repetition 
    the threat of my requisition to head for the best position;
    got n1ggas sweatin n missin, vexed their no competition 
    im blessed with the composition, my verses so monolithic 
    rap is a cultural science an i mastered the quantum physics
     
  20. Get ya revolvers out,
    Who wanna battle it out?
    My record, I've won more then I've lost, a forfeit that hangs over my head,
    I'm back for that.
    But let's have some fun first,
    Who wanna be like Fred durst
    Chocolate star fish under the sea, more like under my knee,
    Your fate is with in me,
    Feel my power,
    Lyrics destroy ya
    Quicker then a nerve hit
    From my ego,
    Watch the words that goes through your mental or these words from my pencil really gonna get the best of you, dealing with some one that needs to be restrained from contact to a normal human brain.
     

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