Rap battle anyone?

Discussion in 'The Musician in U' started by TokingToker, Oct 12, 2007.


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  2. #27302 bubba ho-tep, Oct 30, 2014
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    I wipe my chin and my lip,
    I take a drink and I think,
    I'll take another dish of disrespect I like ice cream,
    It's So soft an sweet how you sprinkle emotion,
    You should start writing poem's as a men's cologne spokesmen, lol
    Let me know how that goes then throw me 28 percent,
    I feel that's fair for finding where you're purpose should exist,
    Bitch.
    Sift through this, my shit hits like two fists in a wasp's nest,
    A Swift kick to the ball sack,
    And a pitcher of Cognac.
    Meanwhile.....
    Your whorish rat bought a foreign hat with all your cash,
    I rolled a fat ass wrap and she called me the spoiled brat!
    Waz up with that?!
    Shit I'm loony live a movie you and me couldn't play in,
    Like Wesley Snipe's an Betty White just testing there patients,
    With each other,
    Word to you're mother,
    Slim dunk ya,
    I'm a nasty ass fast rapping tactics mother fucker,
    Get a piece cause I love ta,
    curse an cuss like my poppas a trucker,
    Still above ya with a piece of the trophy,
    Come an get it cock sucking jabronie.
    I'm waiting for ya.
     
  3. #27303 MadLibz, Oct 30, 2014
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    Rap is poetry in motion
    Its a boat that never sinks in a perpetual ocean
    Floating on the last brink
    Till the last string is broken
    you've opened up a sinkwhole capable of swallowing coasts in.
    most importantly you cant win
    i put on my fancy coat and strapped the past in,
    throwin it around as you hope that its elastic,
    your sea sick till your last breath escapes,
    vacates and just left him.
    I guess its kinda drastic
    you fantastic dramatic wannabe winnin against a colossal enemy, your a spastic
    when my pen is sending electric tomes
    casted through pens made of plastic
    meltin the very foundation of all you whack kids.
    Ive had it
    and im bustin with both cylinders,
    ill squabble the beef
    ill leave you wanting for more
    while you had too much to eat. Billing em give em the Cheque
    while i dust off the seat,
    get the fuck out now
    its time that you leave.
     
  4. #27304 bubba ho-tep, Oct 31, 2014
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    You're raps are utterly atrocious,
    A lonely cove in which that rest's you're festering bones in some Depths unknown,
    those who know the road cast stones in under tones of lyrical drone's,
    I condone this approach.
    Fire honing missiles that miss you on purpose work your nerves to unearth a worthless opponent,
    Total engrossment,
    Bust foes with the chrome letter home wrecker,
    Never let em get the best cause i know better,
    Bone fetcher/collector, severed heads on my dresser,
    My prized possession,
    A jar that hold's the eyes an testies of any MC that's tryna test me,
    Go ahead and address me let loose with 2 cylinders,
    Ill fart in a smart car an beat you without filling her,
    Gangster as Dillinger,
    Original prankster,
    Bitch There's Always grave danger when my names on the paper.
    I'm the baked crusader.
     
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  5. Mic checka
     
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  6. #27306 snakeongrasss, Oct 31, 2014
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    Ssss all you nigas writing poetry
    Yea you know it's me
    I grab the mic , grass city
    Or locally, that's how it's gonna be
    Step up , ain't nothing free
    You going to pay , if you want to play
    Snake RAP around you fast like Ondele
    Espanol , copy ? You boys can't stop me
    Just keep talking, and walking , open your mouth you'll be droppin, flip floppin
    EASY like Compton!
    Grass city it's gonna be on
    Beating my chest like King Kong
    And you didn't know anythings wrong
    You Getting peeeed on , and that's it for
    This sweet song ! WE GONE
     
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  7. I will piss on your plants!
    That's a favor, pay me later
    it's nutriants,
    I missed 1 , let me change my stance
    It's hollow ween , don't piss your pants
    Put on your skirt, u gonna miss the dance
    You little faggott ass , yea times passed
    Since I been here to cut the grass
    Get all your grass and throw it in the trash
    It's that snake on hash , grass is a blast
    From the past ! Now I am older and wiser
    Got more stash then phizer!
    Paper that will make you trip, no liar
    I am going to retire, out of this world
    While I am sitting at a camp fire!!!
    I can see you in the flames
    All you mother fukers ,
    That's why I ain't naming no names!!!
     
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  8. #27308 snakeongrasss, Oct 31, 2014
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    For certain , I am working
    All you baby's twerkin, circle jerkin
    Or head on your pillow nursing ..lol
    In grass city to practice cursing?
    Soon as you open your mouth
    You the person , getting attacked
    Or getting a sack to your chin
    Yea you been t bagged again
    Sure as holloween and sin
    That's how the story ends and begins
    Sin after sin, pen after pen
    Here we go again and again
    Never went in, unless I was visitin
    But this is my house, and you nigas guests
    Snakeongrassscity is the best
    Put him to the test
     
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  9. #27309 bubba ho-tep, Oct 31, 2014
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    Snakesongrass you finally shed you're skin, lol
    I got this forked stick waiting
    Come n play with the kid,
    Savor this, your game is licked,
    I'm high, you're smoking pine cone sticks,
    I know this,
    And she know this,
    Bitch change your name to needle dick.
    Booshay a bitch,
    Souffle a bitch,
    Chop you in to tasteless bits,
    If i had to guess then id say it was you're knee,
    Cause mama say that they don't really have body parts or feet. Lol
     
  10. Ho tep , you out your element
    I'm the snake that was heaven sent
    You taking a bite at the apple
    I don't fight or grapple
    Expose your fruity ass like a snapple
    Puts you kids over my knee and paddle
    Like u was up the river, what ever you ask for
    I will have delivered, like a pizza to four nigas
    In a alley , you will have tomato on your face
    U understand me? I can't be fucked with
    Plain and simple , It can be read on your kindle!
     
  11. Full of that fire , while you kids
    Playing with Oscar Meyer
    Thinking you doing something ?
    Im tired ! Of schooling youngstas
    Come around and take your lunches
    While you think you throwing punches!
     
  12. And it don't stop
     
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  13. #27313 bubba ho-tep, Oct 31, 2014
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    Fuck a kindle, this that fire edition,
    I see this snake hissing but his venom is missing,
    What the fuck is this?
    A Garden snake?
    Bitch Your Farmers bait Fucking with an armored tank.
    I Carry animal trait's and I'mma hungry ass bastard,
    If there's snakes in the way then imma fucking Honey badger,
    Grab you, eat you, an spit out your bones,
    Then sleep that shit off like a rough night at home.
    Lol
     
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  14. He is alive? I ask
    Let me grab my knive and mask
    Armored tank , nothing to it
    I got this fluid , mix it , n screw it
    Lite the fuse you lose, I blew up the spot
    And refuse to , pass the hash
    For that boo boo
    Stick to what your true to Lol
    And watch what you do
    Wreck your whole crew
    That's why bird flew
    Nothing new, I'm Chinese eyed
    And making ho tep bird stew
     
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  15. My anal gland's admit a mist of shit that Can hit a bitch from 60 yards away,
    If you ain't hearing what I'm saying then your fleeing in pain,
    My Brain's filled with 40 floors of Cora doors, fescue storms and Redtube porn,
    No sworn enemy could ever get the best of me,
    I'm pressed to be the best to beat
    Come test me B shit trick or treat,
    Smell my feet, they fetish stinky
    Bitch i been OG since Ren an Stimpy.
    Lol
     
  16. #27316 snakeongrasss, Oct 31, 2014
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    Your anal glands admitting what? You
    Take anything up the butt?
    That's what I'm reading on your blog
    Log log roll over the neighbors dog
    What you know bout ren and stimpy
    You a bitch and I'm the pimp see?
    These ain't no costumes gee
    Even though it's holloween
    I drove in in my hurse, picked up the first
    Bitch with a purse, she thinks I love her
    Her name is bubba! Fuckin with me
    Is nothin but trouble, trick bring me back the money on the double
     
  17. #27317 bubba ho-tep, Oct 31, 2014
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    That's my sister she was fisted with a tub of hummus..
    Poor bitch got sick too many dicks in her stomach,
    downed a fifth of pink bismuth and kept on fuckin,
    Now she riding in your whip spreading all of her loving. lol
    Ah fuck it, if she sucked it bet you wake up with somthin,
    That's that extra luggage when u fuck with the bubbas lol
     
  18. Put away your words kids, these lines all been done before, 
    Just like your mamma, but I ain't sayin dat bitch a whore, 
    She jus a broke ass wit a body for sex, 
    And a healthy appetite for all dem government food checks....
    But I ain't hatin, Imma just the one true satan, 
    Lurkin in da shadows, eatin what you procreatin',
    Don't believe me?, fine....then carry on please, 
    I'll just keep on chewing on your daughter like string cheese....
     
  19. #27319 bubba ho-tep, Oct 31, 2014
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    not sure if that was sexual or cannibalistic. Lol
     
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  20. Lol, like to keep people guessing bro ;) 
     
    (truthfully don't know either lol) 
     
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