Rap battle anyone?

Discussion in 'The Musician in U' started by TokingToker, Oct 12, 2007.

  1.  
    In the real world son you couldn't be my fucking jester
    King? Kill that noise, you soft like polyester
    Too much game of thrones got you living in a fantasy
    once you shut the fuck up then I'll know you're understanding me, stop fronting fancy b
    we know your pockets always empty
    no one here's impressed by your attempts to be an MC
    a perpetrator, faking jacks, thats what makes you a fraud
    but Im living atheist so yo I don't believe in God
    not ashamed to admit that I'm nowhere near your level
    it's cause I stay South of god, fuckin with the Devil

     
  2. Now lookie here, see dudes rollin round in burnt out beamers,
    Actin like its a phantom, faggots must be dreamers, 
    Taken to the cleaners, trying to play with the big boys,
    Your budget for rent is like my budget for big toys, 
    Talkin R6 and a couple dirt bikes, 
    couple a swords, slash slash, hit the nerve right,
    Need to learn to swerve right, need to learn to swerve tight,
    If you dont trust someone, better make sure you keep em in your sights,
    If they fuck up, thats when you get a couple litres of bleach,
    Dont fuck with me boy, you knowin how I roll deep,
    Pull up, 22 strap in a jeep, merk you hard, put you in an endless sleep,
    Dispose of the body, make sure theres no evidence,
    But leave it so that your death is evident,
    Just know that it's eminent, Leading MC on GC, call me your eminence,
    Half these bitches come in with weak shit,
    Acting relevant, but know that I, make you i-rrelevant.
    You know you're out of of your element, I'm excellently eloquent,
    So fuck with me, prepare to fuck with a whole regiment,
    So listen up, you pestilent, petulant, unintelligent, experimental excrement,
    I would fucking destroy you, but first, you would have to be a detriment.
     
  3. I'm kinda drunk right now,
    May start actng like a punk right now,
    you cancerous letches need to jump right now,
    Because you get laid as much as a monk right now,
    Bright cow, like it took in gamma rays, gamma rays for days, 
    Whiskey shots, gamble and get paid,
    Police can raid, wont find shit of my biz,
    You ever eaten bread while drunk?
    No butter or bitch shit, none of that gunk,
    Just plain bread it's fucking delicious, 
    If you get whole meal it's fucking nutritious,
    I make bread, don't be acting suspicious, 
    whole grain, multi grain, I be funding malitia's
     
  4. Your all trying hard
    But Mochas here to raise the bar
    Stop choking on a cock
    And check your telescope for stars

    Cause im shooting through the sky
    Gassed up like that excited guy
    Who's always happy at a gathering about someone who died

    Your opinions dually noted
    But ill be the one thats quoted
    For my rhymes are deep like hits you take and then go on to hold it

    In your lungs
    Smoke sweet like honey buns
    Oh no i mean your sister
    So hot the honey runs

    If you happen to be enlightened
    Then you shouldn't be too frightened
    Cause this marijuana medley's made my instincts start to heighten

    So now i leave you here to think
    While your rhymes flow into my sink
    Of ruined rappers rhyming rhythmically to iron out there kinks


    Didactic
     
  5. Stop posing, spitting in prose, no rhyming,
    Trying to write, but real life, no sense of timing,
    Your defiling melons because you can't get laid,
    Talkin like you get paid, when really you a lil bitch who has to buy home brand gatorade,
    Killin you slowly, no straight away coz I like to play with my food for I eat it,
    Stop jerkin off to verses, Michael Jackson, just Beat it,
    You can't slay a dragon, I spit fire, killin like rounds from a Spitfire,
    Make a fire of Bitches you can call it a Bitch pyre, 
    Police trace my wheels, I ditch and flip tyres,
    Writing symphonies like a choir,
    Like I mixed cocaine and red bull, not gunna tire,
    I AM the king, you can call me sire,
    Call me what you want but I'm not a fucking liar,
    Money weighing down my pockets like I'm commiting suicide by drowning,
    I love nothing more than leaving strangers frowning, 
    So when I walk up to a guy selling poppies for the war,
    Walking up to him to donate, getting looked down on by some 50 year old whore,
    Didn't think I had the money, dressed casual, made it rain, like it was wet, like pussy galore,
    Dropped 5 Twenties in his hand looked that bitch straight in the eye,
    Face was a mask of shock and surprise,
    Dressed in jeans and a T-shirt, no sense of wealth, 
    Part from a Audemars, you can call it a disguise,
    Dude started crying, appriciative, like an addict who met a dude who was supplying,
    Whole shop looking at me, jet off like superman, start flying,
    Jump in the Bentley, have people looking at me like who the fuck is he?
    Look in the window, no one was there, God can dissapear, and God is me.
     
  6. First of all your mistaken
    Like that one dumb kid in the class
    You spit sick shit got a thermometer up your ass?
    Rhymes hot like a furnace
    Yours don't even scratch the surface

    Bodies hulking
    Never halt me
    Leave you bloody if i catch you skulking


    I think you might need some help
    Kid you think your a God
    But i revealed your true form
    Your just a backwards dog
    Couldn't fight through felt
    And you cant run with me mob

    Mercilessly i take apart your fake reality
    And once you come done from your tree you just be left with me
    Speak in rhymes while i await the time
    You wake up in the hospital cant talk and your blind

    Cause i slit your throat
    Cut out your tongue
    Crippled your feet so you never can run
    Peeled back your eyes
    Chopped up your nose
    Ripped off your cock and then fed it to crows
    Hop on your ladder and climb to the skies
    Cause here in reality everything dies





    Didactic
     
  7. Yeah, everything dies, I'm the one who caused it,
    I'm king up in this bitch, don't try and distort it,
    You see a line of sugar and trying to snort it,
    Some next coke head, writing whack bars that try and run in the big leagues,
    You shit like candy cane, mine's filled with murder and intrigue,
    So don't come up here with your whak shit, bitch leave!
    Left all the battlers that battled me convulsing, but still got respect for them,
    You're just a little bitch, though, only thing you're spitting is phlegm,
    Boy Better Know, I got too many men, weighing bud while you paying double for stem,
    MochaSwirl, on some starbucks teenage girl shit,
    "Uhhh, Beckyyy, OMG you nearly made me drop my Starbucks, quit ittt",
    So get a knife, and take it to your throat and slit it,
    I'll beat you like a bludger, you little snitch, like quidditch.
     
  8. \nStop lying so much, like anyone here would believe you
    fake ballin, it's appalling, but your types easy to see through
    talking bout your bikes, getting hyped
    but you the delicate type, 
    like the dancers in a ballet
    only push those whips at your job as a valet
    if you what swerving right is like, then I wanna swerve a hard left
    wouldn't spit your weak lines if you had the only bars left
    battling me, is a lose-lose situation
    your raps are lies or truths, either way here's what you're facing:
    me exposing you as a wanna be rapper 
    AKA an actor
    pay some hungry brits to go get their K's and clap ya
    but if I come to the UK and find you living lavish?
    best believe that imma leave with your cabbage in my baggage
     
  9. Aha, not fake balling, thats the sort of shit that pussies like you do,
    So sit yo arse down I'll control you like voodoo,
    You can call me superman,
    You can try and kill me, pull the trigger, drop shit trying to cock shit, like stupid hands,
    Your rhymes insipid, I spit venom, I'm somewhat mythical, I'm like a triffid,
    Funny, God of Death has the same initials as God when put together,
    But that really has no bearing on my superiority whatsoever, so whatever,
    You acting ingenious, you delirious, you're not clever,
    You can call me Sever-us Snape, spell to leave your gold necklace, neckless,
    Laying down weak rhymes left me restless, finally let the beast out, see who tests us,
    R1, big bike while you pussies riding vespas,
    Fuck fake gangstas couldn't keep up with my crews spending so they left us,
    Got fake gangstas hanging, they detest us, We ballin like they wanna be but they dare not test us,
    They know we got the power, police don't arrest us, treat us like royalty, the law protects us,
    Even though we break it, they still help us coz we hide it, them “Gangstas” can't face it,
    They got a rep, and they just can't shake it, trying to act like they one of us, but just they cant fake it,
    So try and kick me while I'm down, catch your leg and break it,
    That's pity, don't mistake it, if I wanted your life, I'd just fucking take it,
    Long lines, long as your list of long crimes,
    Got no criminal record, that shit long times, coaght speeding twice, but no fines,
    You like a candle, I'm the sun I outshine, You and your paltry fake rhymes,
    So here's the moral of the story, don't act like you got what you haven't, no glory,
    You come round me acting, like Rick ross, actin like you're a boss,
    I think you'll find that this story gets quite gory.
     
  10. Poetry night? You have to rhyme for flow to be nice,
    This rapper is ass, wack as the trash he openly cites,
    I'm in a window waitin for ya head to poke in these sights,
    So I can take it off your shoulders just explosively strike,

    This thread is lacking content.. the lyrics are slim pickins,
    I been sick wit them bars.. leavin you bitches imprisoned,
    you ignorant spitters soundin stupid n dim witted,
    Now these women wanna marry idiots cuz Kim did it..

    I smashed your verse, here's the main course, you get charred coward,
    you're shits equivalent to pretzels on a bar counter,
    thinkin you hard, how? Your more or less a faggot
    If you had a hero trait it be some fairy dust or star power
     
  11. my rhymes bring death like they're on some four horsemen shit
    my third second and first verse metaphors were sick
    Ryoken, I transform into a super emcee
    with super vocals quicker than Superman can find a phone booth
    the whole truth and nothing but the whole truth, I roast you
    thermonuclear vocals get hotter than Chernobyl
    The double 0 British soldier, surviving nuclear explosions
    exposing radiation like a vulcan
    I'm the only guy that knows why the golden eye
    was stolen by five soviet spies
    they told me to lie, they dont want to hear the god spit
    chop my hands off at the armpits but i regenerate limbs like starfish
    coming at you with the hard shit
    charmin, like indian snake charmers on the tarpits
    my thought process is mysterious like the Loch Ness
    my furious mindset is complex
    killin shit like a carniverous militant prehistoric lizard
    coming to stomp all over your city till it's withered
    landing in an unidentified flying object
    turn you into an unidentified frying carcass
    the smell of raw flesh make you nauseous
    acidic arsonist, burning your bones to carbon and phosphorus
    this page full of wacks so full of crap like an asshole
    attracting trouble with the gravity of black holes
    so whoever wanna battle get battered
    get your teeth enamel shattered and get shitted on like Pampers

    recognize
     
  12. Rippin it kickin it tippin it too
    Bitches act hard but don't know what to do
    Me and my click we got nothing to lose
    Smoking on blunt stacks and sippin on booze
    Fuck with my set we show love to Piru
    Walking on oceans we C-Walk on blue
    Smoking on chronic yours laced like my shoe
    Rocking the True Flights we fly to the moon

    No need to say it
    Fuck up and ill spray it
    Popped in the dome on the grounds where you layin

    here and we're staying
    No God shit stop playing
    Im here to prove what my homies been saying









    Didactic
     
  13. Why you gotta prove a homies point? You roll wit bitches
    I'm rollin zips n you fuckin wit a lonely joint,
    Oh you call that rappin, that beef shit, that can happen,
    I like my chicken how i like my lungs, bitch, blackened..
    Spit fire like dragons brotha you runnin from the action,
    A pussy talkin shit you know I'm gonna come n smash him,
    it's really a given, you should've known it from the get go,
    That's why I'm always standin like there ain't nowhere to sit bro,
    Ready for whatever, tote a pistol that ll Give you
    a reason to turn down, call him jon, these missiles will make em get low
    haha
     
  14. \nThey say you only can improve through a battle with your betters
    So I shouldn't even waste my time writing out these letters
    but I saw you needed schooling so you gonna feel my force
    your rhymes ain't bringing death son you just beating a dead horse
    but if you really what you claimed to be, a super MC
    I'm that genius super villain, your Lex Luther is me,
    You spit weak fantasy, I spit lyrical kryptonite
    being sloppy got you bodied, put in my lyrical crypt tonight
    but I do what I gotta, in other words I'm heartless, 
    won't regrow shit if Im the one to leave you armless
    why would you ever compare yourself to a star fish
    with analogies like that winning's a shooting star wish
    and I don't believe in wishes
    said you charmin snakes but in my hood thats slang for snitches
    so I guess snakes who you run with,
    or should I say slither
    called out for a battle
    time to reconsider
    the difference in our skills is much further than a light year
    mine fuck you up like liquor yours are weaker than a lite beer
     
  15. Thought about writin some deep shit but fuck it I like hoes
    I like rollin up after a long day to relax and write flows
    Whenever I go in, I'm rhyming for the win
    So they're always seein me, wherever their sight goes

    Seems like everybody tryna rap nowadays
    And I'm just on the hunt looking for some louder haze
    Your habitat needs a label, this is where a coward stays
    Unlucky days, you got Shaq's looks and Dwight Howard's brains

    Keep rolling like a power train, the bitches all about that
    I've got a map to the money, homie where your routes at?
    If you holla imma shout back, I'm lookin for a stout stack
    Every time they try to hold me down I just bounce back
     
  16. stoned is the way of the walk, talking more than slightly
    Ill ask “please stop rapping” to put it politely
    you'll never be a dope rhymer thats on point like me
    I write movies with my lyrics, call em joints like Spike Lee
    You look for a stout stack? stout mean short, 
    I'm the long money sort,
    bail stacked to the ceiling
    but i aint gonna say I got that money from dealing
    with a wink wink nudge nudge
    narcin niggas catchin slugs
    \nIt's late and I can't even stay awake to finish this but fuck it imma post it as is,
     
  17. @[member="Sour Head"]

    Synonyms for stout: fat..chunky.. corpulent...plump
    That's how I like my stacks and I don't need lessons from a chump
    Just so you know, dealing doesn't mean to middle man
    Sorry scarface, didn't mean to burst your little plans

    I graduated from dealing I'm gettin grown man racks
    Matter of fact I'm getting paid just to write this rap
    You're ready for a nap, you ain't really bout that grind life
    I'm getting money everyday by all means like a Klondike

    Battle me? You're a cavalier bitch like LeBron's wife...

    You're the pass-up-on-some-bomb type...

    Must of viewed me in the wrong light, I'll slap ya with the Kong pipe

    Hope you don't read this before ya mommy tucks you in or it'll be a long night
     
  18. Nigga the flow we roll with splits souls holds every nigga that don't go to the show captive

    makes these ho's drop there clothes and fuck more active

    nigga don't blink don't get distracted 40 and the bowls are in this basterd .

    Step right up for your five seconds of fame before i bust you open and expose you to this flame

    Can't stop us from macking on these dames try to just sit back relax listen and don't complain

    Learn to write a bar before reacting to my game if you must reply study up or I'll put your ass to shame

    Can't find your dick? Check your bitches purse I'll be over here attacking and killing every verse packing up all my enemies and loading em in the hearse

    Is this slick rick? Naw man big green bear quick to take a hit and blow some weed in the air.
     
  19. Got your main bitch blowin harder than the wind tunnels at NASA
    I don't fuck with that low grade so I will never match ya
    I'm flyin right past ya, I'm higher than the Empire
    Load up all the trees strike a match and set a hemp fire

    Bullshit seems to quench liars and you boys lookin full
    I've been down for mine since the first night I spent in booking fool
    And I'm on track with the master plan I set in forth that night
    To stay free, look after fam, and collect my money right

    So if you got me in your sights get in line with the rest
    Clearly a feeble attempt to hitch a ride with the best
     

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