Rap battle anyone?

Discussion in 'The Musician in U' started by TokingToker, Oct 12, 2007.

  1. first post ever on this website..much love

    it's time for hell dude, let me tell you
    I'm sicker than anybody thats been admitted to Bellevue
    the rhymes I record with my pen are my strongest strength
    my pen is like a weapon when I hold it at arms length
    with Kedar's consent, I represent over tracks with Clark Kent
    with some super vision from Superman
    I get stupid man, you open off the verbal aerobics
    I was in the Wu-Tang state of mind when I wrote this
    I'm the dopest, when it comes to this one
    I'm invisible to ya third eye, you need a fourth or a fifth one
    maybe even a sixth one
    keep the variable scope on the big gun for pin point accuracy to hit one
    never miss, the professional specialist remember this
    The name Ryoken is synonymous with excellence
    don't forget that, this is slightlystones death trap
    give you a bent back - believe me it'll be a major setback
     
  2. This is for God Almighty


    I'm tryin to battle you still talkin bout cream, I got g's in the bank and on the triple beam,

    But all that shit don't really matter, when I step up in the joint I make all the mc's scatter

    You make legit dough, I'm gettin bloody money, call me proffesor your just an understudy,

    Everything I'm blowing is straight flame, Rollin extendo blunts taller than Great Danes,

    You think you live? I bet your crew lame, I'm running with the realest and we deep like wu tang,

    Don't rock snap backs, I got my fitted on, one thing for sure is you bouta get shitted on

    You like alloy, you gettin ridden on, I'll piss on your your grave with this cognac I'm sippin on,

    I peel so many caps I need a personal coroner, move so many bricks I got more ki's (keys) than Florida

    Come on yo I know you don't push a Bentley, I could take your bars and make a bullshit medley,

    Not me, cuz you know I keep it real, blunt in my mouth hand grippin the steel,

    I stay true, but you stay fakin, I'm talkin street shit you talkin clay Aiken,

    You won't last a day in my shoes, your body drop down when I blast the deuce deuce mothafuck,
     
  3. That was 3 full rounds between me and God Almighty who do you think had the better bars?
     
  4. Why would I even bother lying about cars on an internet forum?
    I'm British, you know I'm all about decorum,
    but I break trends, not here to make friends, you cant talk in the way I was brought up, gotta speak so my speach rends,
    You can wear a vest, boom, headshot,
    Wear a helmet, boom boom, neckshot,
    Comin at you strapped-up, like 2 glocks,
    Squeezing both triggers like I'm playing my x-box,
    You primitive, your arsenal consists of a sack full of rocks,
    Come at me, but you wasted before I see a hand move on the clock,
    Americas most blunted, sucking cocks, why aren't you quoting,
    Hoping against hope I won't see him posting,
    Coz if he quotes I get a notification,
    Try and defeat me through trickery, get some gratification,
    You continue “Moving bricks”, the only bricks you move is when you take shits,
    I'll let you do your fuck boy shit while I start to write a dissertation,
    You the type of bitch to put chrome spinners on a ‘rarri, that's desecration,
    So I'll continue getting laid while you fiddle with yourself, bitch boy, masturbation.

    If i'd known we wee only doing 3, i woulda gone full out, I dont go HAM till I've seen what someone can do, or it's just not fair...
     
  5. #26945 God Almighty, Aug 20, 2014
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    Guess you can kinda rap, but your shit ain't mental,
    Half of its half alright, the other half rudimental,
    See I'm all about those fun times, joyride and crash a rental,
    Hit the club, bottle service, I'm in there, hands in the air, flossin like I'm dental,
    If you're superman, bitch I'm deadpool, come at me, leave you deader than dead, fool,
    Leave you screaming, lacerations, comatose like a vegetable,
    Face to the floor, drown in a pool of your own drool,
    Come at me with some tailor made verses,
    Get afraid, coz you get better, my shit accelerate and worsens,
    I'm all about a fair chance I don't go straight in commit homicide,
    No one on here enough of a danger, but when danger presents itself, start spitting pure cyanide,
    Someone present me a threat,
    SlightlyStoned is the best so far, still waiting for him to supposedly get a comeback,
    Afraid of my burns so he wearing sun screen and a sunhat,
    But everyone stop spending days on rhymes, everything I do is off the top of my head,
    Shit just comes to me as I'm lying in my bed,
    So while you spend days at a time,
    Just sit back and recline, know that I'll be fine,
    None of you bitches will ever out shine,
    I'm God Almighty, God of Death, and I got the best rhymes
     
  6. I'm busy today but I'll have a response later tonight
     
  7. Aha time it took for you to log on and write that time it takes for me to write bars,
    Guns, magazines, titties and bras,
    Your so shitty I pitty your pars,
    If I gotta rap, gainst a twat, then I guess I'll be killin his plants,
    Not me no homo, but its gone way past that don't roll in a pack I'm Jason Derulo,
    Coz I be riding solo,
    See me pull up like a movie scene, all in slo-mo,
    Sharp like a Razr, Hello Moto.
     
  8. Yo you said battling me, is just not fair , I'm still lookin for your bars but they just not their,

    You be breaking trends I'm breaking necks, kill em in a battle and I'm asking who's next,

    You got lame bars me I got a sick steez, fuck a helmet and a vest I'll leave you like Swiss cheese,

    1 brick of blow, I'm sitting on 6 g's, green on the side they got no sticks or seeds,

    I'll leave you wit a L like the last chump, the only triggas that you touchins on gas pumps,

    You talkin like you rollin with a glock, you ain't got turf like me, I'm holding down the block,

    Your bars ain't even worthy of a quote, you gettin killed fast like a blade to the throat,

    I'd like to see you go full out HAM, you need to step up your game cuz your shits gettin ran,

    I ain't relyin on trickery, I'm strapped down so you know nobody's sticking me,

    My jeans ain't skinny come fitted with a glock, fuck the internet I mostly spit it for the block

    Call me a fuckboy you internet stuntin, lookin for props boy you ain't gettin nothin
     
  9. Not a sous chef but i do crack the cabbage,
    Sweating at the airport, hash in my baggage,
    In a plane tripping acid shits automatic, (holy sheets! )
    I'm not talking pussy when i say i spit in the dark,
    Tell a bitch from afar to get in the car cause 
    i be servin' so hard i deserve a Michelin star, 
    Fuck love, thrusted up and put my dick in her heart, 
    LIGHTS ON! I like to see what im spreading apart, 
    Bust a nut in her mouth, slide out, leaving kids dead in the park, 
    Smelling out blood, this is my week like i was breed with the sharks.
    Checkit 
           
    If im Robbin Bills i suggest you dont doubt fire, ( Bill is short for william aka Robin Williams)
    See snitches you talking to a new couch buyer, 
    im thrift shopping for gold, goodwill hunting, haha
    Been waking up at night thinking i should kill something, 
    I'm a dead poet throwing hooks and still mad blunting,
    Rest in piece robin, in heaven please keep it real one hundred! 
     
    I'm out. 
     
  10. #26950 polishkid69, Aug 21, 2014
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    lots of you whack....... joking seeing some good shit.. i'm ready to just get  a little free style poppin
     
     
    fuck your bitch then throw the condom out in the grass
     
    she suck my dick cause i got the tickets to first class
     
    don't hit me up for thoes shitty mids
     
    and na after we fuck i ain't playing digimon with yo kids
     
    not a babysitter but baby sit on me with that fine ass
     
    i eat it, beat it, and repeat it, shit going on action replay
     
    she beggin for gucci im like bitch do what your knees say
     
  11. #26951 BrickShitHouse, Aug 21, 2014
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    Fuck boy?, Fuck shit? Where you get your nouns from?
    should be fuck you, or fuck this, you just sound dumb,
    ..You'll get clowned son, TKO, round 1,
    You talk a lot of gangsta shit but really ain't about none,

    You ain't a baller to me, only time you pulled a pistol
    Your rifle ran out of ammo playin call of duty,
    don't even like burners, talkin cake til i smack his bitch so hard they start mistaking me for Ike turner,

    talkin like you hard, you'll get charred in the yard,
    it's fucked up, your last decent bar was a mars,
    milky way shit, you's a filthy gay trick,
    they could throw you under the bus, you'd still be they bitch,

    Talkin about a bar, you ingrate, if your verse
    was a jail cell it wouldn't be able to hold an inmate,
    there's really nothing can say, I kick it like sensei,
    You play when I say "okay, let the bench play",
     
  12. I like to drink a beer while I take a shit, wanna make fun of it? On your girlfriend's butthole is where I spit. Shove in my long thick prick the vaginal walls is what I'm gonna split. Give that bitch a head shot sperm swamp to the face, with meth my blunts are laced. Drive through your neighborhood all spun out, I eat too much meat, probably gonna get gout. I'm actually just kidding though homie, I respect you like a dog and would never buttfuck your girlfriend, I also don't smoke meth, this was all just pretend. 
     
  13. So... Do I have to dumb it down for the newcomers?

    I'm collecting royalties... you don't do numbers
    I'm the boss you're a food runner, I Google, you tumblr
    I'm rollin wit some rude gunners make ya clique lose numbers
    Damn what a huge bummer, I ran SD for two summers....

    But that's a good run in my eyes, only snitches get off scot free
    They set me up at Denny's, the task force got me
    You can take a G out the hustle, not the hustle out a G
    Now I'm still stacking racks, just another way, powda-free

    Catch me where the flowers be, rolling up some power tree
    This joint's for anybody in my life that ever doubted me
    Like a sprouted seed.. I got no choice but to grow
    You can doubt my past decisions but you can never doubt the flow

    imma let em know
     
  14. Wtf is this? It doesn't rhyme, you need to get your text right
    And why you steppin in on all my battles like a dance with an ex wife?
    No one cares about your sex life, on every line sayin that you're not gay
    But that seems to be over compensation, wonder what a shrink would say..

    You're not my peer today.. and tomorrow's not your friend
    Quit clogging up my thread with verses that never end.
    Don't chase the words let the words chase you
    When you understand that you'll be ready for phase two
     
  15. #26955 God Almighty, Aug 21, 2014
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    Come back rap with no hesitation,
    Leave you clutching at your throat like oxygen deprevation
    Spit shit so good its like a threeway, your rhymes solitary masturbation,
    Don't look to me you get no gratification,
    Patients trying my patience, patents pending, I invent something, but at the moment it's latent,
    Im with multiple girls, Gangbang, you in a “Group hang”, sittin round like bitches play a game of hangman,
    All you cunts talkin bout Wu Tang, acting like part of the clan,
    Sit back and eat ya all bran, you just the fall man,
    Actin gangsta, talkin run blocks like gang warfare,
    Spark the violence with your mum on her back, call it urban whorefare
    Subliminal imaging not amicable sent to you imbecilic idealistic idiots,
    I got diamonds in my bezel you dreaming of Peridot,
    You boring, got me snoring, to afford you next meal, your laptop you pawning,
    Wake the lion I'm roaring and pawing the ground,
    While bitches all round me fawning and fallin, they trippin for me to just put the dick in,
    That shit too big it rip ‘em, so I lube up and slip in,
    They moaning, groaning jump to the boning, eyes go so wide, they look like E.T home phoning,
    Yeah my verses might be long, but if I cut em back, I'd regret it later on,
    I don't write short shit for dicks, if you can't read fast, dyslexic, then just read on, don't read it
    My next verse might be longer, theres my warning so heathen heed it.
     
  16. I come with the 'Art of War' like Sun Tzu, so fuck you, there's lots of bloodshed to come
    and ya'll have an invite to come to
    leave you laying dead in your own blood
    foaming at the mouth like soap suds, see what the fo-fo does?
    you know what? I'm bout to get mad as fuck
    and blast you in the gut, you people ain't had enough?
    I'm the scariest Sagittarius you've ever seen
    with genetically dominant genes, a supreme being
    that schemes to stop men, until I'm top of the top ten
    blast crews because I ain't no joke like Rakim
    then I make your whole crew sweat my music
    because I do get in your ears like a q-tip
    too quick for you to refuse it, your defenseless
    mental blows hit you in your dome like clench fists
    competition is usually forced to forfeit
    my telepathy bench presses more than a forklift
    don't even step to me on some bullshit
    man, you better off playing Russian Roulette with a full clip
    so what you rolling with? Pretty soon ya'll be rolling stiff
    cause I'm blasting you apes to space like the Soviets

    looks like my first battle was a no show lol
     
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    ya boy @[member="God Almighty"] stepped in. Haven't you played video games? you gotta work your way up to the boss
     
  18. #26958 God Almighty, Aug 21, 2014
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    I'm bored, already battled everyone decent on here, and most of the new guys are pretty shit :/
     
  19. Your bars are cheeks my nigga.
     
  20. #26960 God Almighty, Aug 22, 2014
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    I'm from the UK, I have no idea what that means...
     

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