Rap battle anyone?

Discussion in 'The Musician in U' started by TokingToker, Oct 12, 2007.

  1. Oh lemme join in!
     
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    I see some talent here that needs to develop
    Ask for pick ups on here, Damn bro. It's a setup!
    If you're a cop then I'm straight hitting you from the neck up
    I'm a sick rebel uh oh i'll eat you up with the ketchup!
     
    Honestly i'm sorta fucking crazy
    I Mix my weed with my drink and i got OG Baileys 
    I snort daisies and drink gravy my mind is hazy
    Tripping off this weed again cuz it's been DANK LATELY!



    LOL! Just playing :D

     
  2. Respect.
     
  3. #25903 SS Lulu, Apr 16, 2014
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    Lipsmoker you gone smocked too many lips,
    Your mind grew a pair and thinks it can spit,
    Like crooked dice when I get on the mic,
    Loaded raps I put you between my sights,
    Put the grip on the grain, hit where I aim,
    These lines on point, red dot abdomen






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  5. ^^ looks weird cause I don't know how to use my phone
    Sorry guys I had a couple of doobs..I'm stoned..
     
  6. #25906 bubba ho-tep, Apr 16, 2014
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    I saw that cufflink! At the goodwill half off bout the price of a coffee,
    Bringing beef I'm gonna skin it, polish kielbasi,
    Cant stop me bitch I'm toped with ether,
    All up on these beats like Doug funny and skeeter,
    When i meet her i skeet her, no prior engagement, getting doe fuck your hoe then toss her a rain check.
    I'm a pussy and leg man,
    You 16 and pregnant,
    closet eating double cheeses from MacDonald's and Wendy's,
    Let me get em while i got em bitch handle your business,
    You couldn't save your flow with an amazon wish list,
    I'm gifted, living while you still on that bitch shit,
    I know you pissed but this just how i handle sick pigeons. Get wit it.































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    You fuck-tard, i prosecute with heat like a gun charge, 
    if you come hard, i'll drop anvils on your dumb bars, 
    im not raising hell im lowering the heavens in hopes that i get in, 
    But im already apart of Armageddon so who the fuck am i kiddin? 
    I throw chills down your spine like the the acid just set in, 
    Clog your arteries tell you get a purple heart, even tho you no veteran, 
    I got these bitches Starin' like im driven a mclaren, when in reality my 
    car don't even have a fucking rear end, and dont get me started on the steerin',
    If you don't want to lose,i wouldn't even try and chance it, 
    or you might fall off like a fat kid trying to get in a hammock, 
     
  8. my words cripple, you know i got pure gristle
    I'm as wicked as anybody with a third nipple
    grease you up like bodybuilders who flex and press
    my heat grill ya - use your remains in my cigarette
    so hope your ass can rise from the ash like a phoenix
    i pose a threat to the entire homo sapien genus
    the Pentagon raise it up to Defcon one
    when my tongue ignites like the Pentecost, so step off, son
    for real, none of you are messing with bstroke, see
    how could you anyhow, your I.Q. is below me
    it puts a frown on my face, and makes me scowl with disdain
    I feel like Jane Goodall the way I'm surrounded by apes
    i apply pesticide to stop moths - my shines electrified
    kill so many emcees, you could define it as genocide
    you don't savor sluts, you crave for nuts
    if you put your money where your mouth is, dicks would be covered in paper cuts
    provoke this vet cause I ain't broke a sweat
     
  9. Boy you been at it,
    If you part of Armageddon then hello Ben Affleck,
    lets draw straws,
    your girl want 80,000 feet but your penis to small. Good lawd! Lol
    Hip toss my opponents non lethal components, Smack your candy ass Cause you just a jabroni,
    Phoney, fake and make believe like unicorns on trampolines Dancer Prancer Donner and Santa's whole onsombil.
    I come pre-soldered,
    You ain't smoking my joints!
    You out Michael Foxin I'm on Billy Bob Thort,
    With drugs of all sorts, not for me of coarse, i just keep em case i ever need to tranq me a horse,
    live fast an fuck slow till my kidneys and dick go,
    You too slow two toes down in my shit load that's sick yo,
    Bitch I'm on my pimp flow,
    Lines so strong i fish hoe's,
    I piss gold, shit its in my stool,
    Come get a whiff of this shit load.


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  10. Sorry for the late reply, guys, I've been swamped with my classes.
    And I can see that you have none like broken down Indian castes.
    I am not here to get you mad, but just to relay facts like faxes.
    No need to get your panties in a bunch like bags of sour patch kids.
    So just smoke a blunt like Emily, sit back, and just relax,bitch.
    Pounding on you wacker wrapper rappers like I was a fap-addict,
    sounding like you pack your cracker backwards with cookie cut rhyme adlibs.
    Might just go and stack a wack attacker like the condom collection under my mattress.
    Get fucked up like you slapped a Black Panther in his meeting den, wearing KKK fabrics.
    Looked like Bubba Ho-tep need som' mo' help, cuz he would get chewed up like pencap plastic.
    so Acidspehere came in here with his Johnson flauntin' to give him some AIDs like magic.
    Fitting they both replied. My post directed to n!ggas afflicted with the wackness.
    Too bad they drown in the kitty pool. I'm standing with a tiger,surfing on mavericks.
    When you come to the jungle, you get played like Beethoven did classics.
    I could go to Vietnam barefoot, take a walk and leave without so much as a cigarette habit.
    You'd get blown to bits, but nobody's pissed cuz you sucked pistol dick. Full metal jacket romantic.
    Alcoholic with these bars, so I feel at home, why the fuck do I need to practice?
    Shot after shot, you won't come as far. Like a half charged go-carts around campus.
    I'll see you both after school, so I can rob your milk money and smash ya Gameboy advances.
     
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    You write rhymes everyday and your shit's still gay
    I clown on your trash raps having a field day
    Lyrically venomous, I don't try to cop likes
    Call me Degeneres, eating more pussy than top dykes
    While you're disgracing the thread, I'm blazing the med
    A couple grand ain't shit to me, for you that's amazing bread
    You're a pathetic urchin, a twenty-something virgin
    Compared to your lines, I come off like a brain surgeon
    Your posts are junk food from the garbled mind of a drunk dude
    Hungover, vomit on your face, simple mind commonplace 
    You're a fuckin' waste, I'm something like a phenomenon laced
    The thing is, the best parts of your raps are the long blank spaces
    [SIZE=12pt]The rest is all wrong like getting in a fat chick's thong or actin' racist    [/SIZE]
     
  12. Im g da reepa I done been around to every hood,
    This weed shit got my treasure chest sittin very good,
    For my wishlist bitch this Christmas ima cop me a cherry wood, I gots no time for the pine unless that tree come with merrys goods,
    50cal E wit da D and the D get like heavy stood, up on his feet on scale made of meat-and I proceed like a scary book,
    Leave them fake g's very shook aint nobody hood as us,
    Treat these niggas like pepsi & have you seen when one shooken up,



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  13. Brick city wolf gang...we only like family,
    Everybody else labeled food like they sandwich meat,I like ya big chain all the diamonds make it dance to me,
    My wolves gone strip you make you have to give your pants to leave,
    If I aint signed yet then you know how my plan achieved,
    By getting ten pounds 2guns & cigars for weed,
    Getting in a car ta leave call my nigga mark to meet,
    Give em a deal so good I dont even get to park the jeep,
    We say a couple words-who the fuck say talkin cheap,
    After all the social shit my pockets sit like walking-pleasee...

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  14. I'm a mother fucking genius
    I do as I pleases
    Talking bout my detachable penis
    Ladies love me, cuz I'm the keenest

    Most sereneest
    Not the cleanest
    Dirtiest maybe so leave us
    The content is flat, shoulda been phat
    Here's a gat, know how to use that?





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  15. Wompwomp

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  16. Snitches be bitches so I give them stitches.....yo yo west side :cool:
     
  17. Yo I'm Philosiraptor and I'm here to say
    Some of falls rhymes sound pretty gay
    Snitches are likes rats
    gotta punch them in the Ay
     
    DR. Seuss raps too 
    so does Pinochio
    my flow goes on for days
    straigh flowie kenosha
     
    Wisconsin
    Like James Bond Son
    Shoulda Gotta the pizza
    but instead had subway
    I'm smoking on quads
    you's smoking on dubs, gay
     
    I be puffin clouds
    with my pax
    to the ice sculpture 
    take an axe
     
    Like Paul Bunyan
    You done son
     
    boom boom clap              boom bom beem boom clap kiki clap clap pow
     
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  18. Wow....im done lol

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  19. Would you look at this, we got Annicus and Anubis, 
    Now im confused who to diss, why not both? lets do this, 
    I'm not a mean guy, but what can i say if the shoe fits, 
    Ya'll just in and out my ear quicker than Q-Tips, 
    Fuck a strap on you fake fuck, i'd kill you with a pool stick, 
    "not a trace of the killer" they be saying on the news clip, 
    You'd know why i am like i am if you've seen my past, 
    Now i'm more murder, death, kill than Vinnie Paz, 
    Not self titled (celph titled), I got no Apathy for these skinny fags. 
     

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