If anyone wants to have a rap or freestyle battle

Discussion in 'General' started by Fractal, Sep 11, 2007.

  1. Im a young cat pondering a life of big things,
    maybe Christianity, maybe diamond rings
    should i make music to buy the bling blings
    or delve into life's finer things
    like fall afternoons, summer days
    indica blazing, purple hazing, fucking amazing, mary js
    many different ways, but i must chose one, life as a maze
    Please listen as i plead for my need to succeed,
    my eyes bleed with greed but plead to secede,
    from this totalitarian democracy, pro-hypocrisy, government mockery
    But its shockingly, proceeding forth so freely, so you need me
    to lead the blind and change your mind, to make you see the light for the very first time.
    This is the end of my rhyme, if you want more, you can toss me a dime.
     
  2. yo i got 44's and timbos
    rows of stacked bimbos
    all lined to limbo
    on my fat dick, oh



    that was just a goofy rhyme i thought of yesterday
     
  3. young dro, those are some pretty tight rhymes, i enjoy those kind of rhymes a lot

    so i see you like to rhyme, line by line,
    scriptured and pictured everytime,
    about whats goin on in your mind,
    about the finer things, no jewelry,
    no foolery, just you and me,
    and i can see, if we proceed,
    ill take the lead, and make it big
     
  4. ill tell you somthin right here im losin all my faith
    with school and work, to me its no debate
    i feel like everyday is a waste of time
    thats why i sit here and write this fuckin rhyme
    everyone here is a sellout bitch, smokin alot of pot
    tryin to be someone your not?
    im not talking about the gc members
    im talkin bout the fagots that i met last december

    they fucked me over so hard i cant even remember
    thats why this shit will always be deep in my soul
    almost to the point where i gotta take a toll
    it lingers in my brain
    so much it brings pain
    so let me smoke this blunt before i go insane.....
     
  5. Thanks fractal...

    Yall mcs cant rhyme like milli vanilli
    These simile loaded lines makin you look silly
    Metaphors, oh you want more?
    alliteration and rhymes galore
    hyperboles from the hop hop store
    like bush is half a man and half a whore
    see, thats a gross exaggeration
    here's my explanation:
    Imitation, caused by you,
    like monkeys like to slang their poo
    and apes are more like me and you
    i once went to see a movie called "War"
    I didnt want more at the end of the score,
    because war is unethical like stalin or mao
    wow what'd they'd do if they had the world now
    like conquistadors telling stories
    accidentally giving smallpox for glories
    end rhymes done, you know ive won
    inside the line, its about time, multi syllable, same day deliverable
    rhymes about time...and how there's not enough, its upseting stuff,
    but persevere and just puff, puff, puff
     
  6. I'm taking more puffs than a sick chick
    Fired up just like a lit wick
    Stupid stoned not looking like a dipshit
    But always be a misfit

    Misfit to society I'm screaming fuck sobriety.
    Rampant with a vengeance, smokin in variety
    It's a daily thing, love it in its entirety
    With weed so loud it's hard to do it quietly

    But still act in silence
    That's the pothead alliance
    Get the trichomes with the science
    And only smoke the finest!

    It isn't hard it's simple
    Still they got busted like a pimple
    Just take the time and and act according
    Then you won't have tickets your not affording

    I'm getting off track but fuck it
    If you want to be a dick, go head and suck it
    (Lol)
    You ain't a real rapper if your wearing truckfit
    And if I fucked nicki minaj I'd have to use a bucket
     
  7. Think you got it I flaunt it Money isn't an issueTake my time on this rap andBring it right back make you cryWanna tissue? I don't claim to be the best but I gotta get this shit off my chest so what if I'm white and from the Midwest I can put it down like all you "rappers" or scream it out like all you rockers only difference is I look good when I do it. And there ain't no denying that I will be flying by the time I am through typing all this shit. Haha no i should def keep my day job
     
  8.  
     
     
     
    Let me in, so I can get some of this shit
    Smack the fuck outta Obama
    (Oh no he didn't)
    Oh yes I just did
    I says what I want, I don't give a fuck
    That The FOX news van?
    Nope, it's the NSA truck
     
    I'm the real Bill O'Really, y'all niggas feel me
    I might be a fruit but y'all niggas can't peel me
     
    Shitting on the President, hatin on them Lesbians
    forever against dark skins and Mexicans
    Where da fuck is my fence, to keep out degenerates 
    To rich to give two shits about the poor and the desperates
     
    Fuck all dat weed, put down all them trees
    Love for White Jesus is all y'all bitches need
    Smacking yo lips, grabbing yo dicks
    Sarah Palin's a lady not some niggas bitch
     
    cashing them checks when you didn't pay in
    hustlin for dollas that ain't taxed to begin with
     
    You say my systems fucked cause y'all bitches can't eat
    I'm doing well
    even my pet fishes get meat
    The problems you gots is yo problems alone
    I swim in gold coins like Scrooge McDuck when he's home
     
    I love Israel
    My shit doesn't smell
    I'm rich and White bitch,
    I can't go to hell
     
    Just get a whiff of me,
    look at me, I'm the muthafucking Epitome
    I'm Fair and Balanced ..
    was the man on the grass when the last Dem came through Dallas
    Spittn this shit is just what I do..I get paid to sound like a fool
    Gettin laid by them skinny blonde hatchet faced hoes
    that's right my niggas I curl Ann Coulter's toes
     
    Corporate Conglomerate, thanks I'm on top of it
    mixing the kool-aid that keeps Conservatives hopping and shit
    Yeah niggas look for me
    I'm mainstream as shit 
    my fans live in trailer parks and still they supporting me
    And they do what I says, they listen to me
    Putting Republicans back in..... in  2016.
     
    Peace bitches....LOL
     
     
    This is a JOKE...so don't you mother fuckers go falling in love with Bill O'Reilly now.
     
  9. This dude thinks he has rhymes You didn't even rhyme half of the timeYou don't make music you slop on the pageThink your gettin paid, yeah maybe minimum wageJustin bieber wouldn't pay for that rhyme schemeThink that's dope your in for a shock like lightningI'm just making a point don't even feel like fightingThis fools out in the open but where the real Mcs hiding?Put down the weed? Bitch your on grasscityThis is only stoner territory, don't receive an asskickingRepublican or democrat , all the fucking same.They just want someone to distract you and take the blameWe are all in this life shit, and living is a gameSo keeping focused is necessary if you wanna rise to fameAnd burning trees is mandatory, that's why I always keep a flameAnd in the end if I'm lucky y'all niggas will remember my name.Sent from my iPad using Grasscity Forum
     
  10. #50 Emnesty, Mar 2, 2014
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    You're ass falling so low, you gotta mess with the Bieber?
    Say what you will, the kid still rolls in a two seater - lamborghin-er
    Half of Americas youth would love to suck his peter. 
    But you're still stuck with your hand,
    Your name is Willy Beater. 
    Which do you use, 
    Your left or your right? 
    Like the political talk,
    Think your opinion is right? 
    Night night.
     
    Got news son, 
    Get your noose hung, because don't nobody give one. 
    With every word I'm diminishin' your ambition. 
    Tell me, Has it rung? 
    Bell in your head that is telling you that "This kid's won".
    My style's a niche one,
    I grab my 6-gun,
    Shoot up a fuckin' playground,
    And tell the judge this shits fun.
    My ego tall as a fuckin' totem. 
    I wrote 'em, 
    and end it with "Nigga, I'm so done"
     
  11. My nigga
     
  12. #52 strainreviewer, Mar 28, 2014
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    Yo yo check it,
     
    let me get my necklace,
    maybe grab me some breakfast,
    im rested, all the way protected,
    only hit the best kid, like an addiction to perfection,
    inventions? i invented the fact your pension is benched kid,
    rest assured im on your friends list, lesson learned im friendless,
    im blazed up the lunatic games up, i smashed the lane bruh,
    im still gasin my game up raising my name up
     
  13. #53 psychoperson25, Mar 28, 2014
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    You got soul? I mend those
    I lack one cause mine is rental
    Get stoned, I smoke ten bowls
    It's simple chemistry
    Mix chemicals like mentos
    We smoked like seven trees
    Rep? Fuck credentials
    I'll toke until I am seventy
    I keep that head shit mental
    Circle up, bring levity
    Fuck with me I kendo
    TL:DR brevity
     
  14. #54 InsertCleverUsernameHere, Mar 31, 2014
    Last edited: Mar 31, 2014
    Fake ass niggas thinking they can rhyme
    Why don't you just open your mind and let me drop a line
    I've traveled around the world, from city to city
    I've smoked some of the stickiest icky
    I fucked a couple of models but none of them swallowed
    They spit it around onto the bed
    So I smacked em in the back of the head
    I got taken to jail
    But I was let out on bail
    I left that shit quick
    All these bitches on my dick
    Smacking theses hoes left and right
    Dunking in these muthaphuckas pussies like Dwight
    Cross ya up like Jamal
    Make ya fall
    Drop the shot in ya face
    Leave ya with a sour taste
    Shaking ya head so ashamed
    Knowing ya nothing but a lame
    Running on the break
    Pass it my to nigga Blake
    He throw it back and I slam on ya ass
    How did I get it back so fast?
    I'll wait for you niggas to kneel
    Call me back when you have someone real
     

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