If anyone has been following my grow journal, they know that I just finished off an awesome grow of 2 plants of very nice hydroponicals. The grow finished a week before 4-20 so I'm sure you all can Imagine that I've been enjoying the fruits of my labor for some time. Well, I had the possibility of a HUGE internship at this company my dad works at....but it was already the end of April, and school was ending so I figured it would be a no-go. Lo and behold, I get a call a week before school ends and I got the position, pending a drug test and background check. I had to sign all these forms and one of them (the 1 for the drug test) said something about saliva, urine, or hair testing for drug use. I said to myself "oh it's just an intern position, they don't do that to interns...." YEAH RIGHT!! I bought the piss test from a head shop, passed, and walked into the corporate office to pick up the drug test information to take to the clinic, and fill out some more paperwork. Well, when I got to my car, I looked in the packet, and PSYCHEMEDICS was written all over it, along with envelopes to hold the hair samples. I went white....to say the least I freaked the FU&K out. NOW WHAT?!?!?!!?.......... I looked EVERYWHERE for info. All these websites said different sh^t that worked and didn't work. I was def. in over my head. There was "toxin wash" and "afterburn" and so much stuff I had no idea what to do.... A hair test traces back to however long your hair is. If hair grows ~1/2in every month, and they FOCUS on the past 90 days for a test, that means I'd have to cut my hair to 1.5 inches. Ladies, you with 8+in hair....soooo sorry, lol. Well, on marajuana.com they have an awesome thread going about people that passed their tests. They almost ALL used this thing called the MacCujo method. I used that and bought a product, just to be sure. Most people on the site just used the method, but I wasn't about to take my chances since my dad is a head engineer at this company and I COULD NOT fail. I only had a few days to take the test, and hadn't smoked for about 20 days, cause I thought I only had to pass a piss test!!
WHAT I DID:
1) Apple cider vinegar (soak your head in it, then put on a shower cap and keep it there) Wipe up anything that drips down. Leave in for 30 min.
2) Clean & Clear Astringent (THE PINK KIND ONLY....IT HAS 2% SALYSILIC ACID!!) Put this on WHILE THE VINEGAR IS STILL IN YOUR HAIR, BUT AFTER 30 MINUTES OF IT SOAKING!!!, so that means don't rinse out the vinegar.
**Caution, this sh^t burns....suck it up. Massage it into your hair and use shower cap..wipe up stuff that drips. Leave in for 30 min, then rinse it all (clean & Clear + Vinegar) out.
3) Tide original Liquid Laundry Detergent. Glop some on and scrub scrub scrub. do this for another 30 min.
(Your hair will feel crappy now, lol) You have now done the Macujo method! Yay it sucks. Now the next steps are what I did to be more safe...do it if you want, or don't. I just know it worked for me....
4) Neutrogina TSal Shampoo. This has 3% salysilic acid in it. I Lathered up with this for another 30 min. Scrub Scrub Scrub...if it looses it's soapiness, just put your hand under some water and it will soap up again. Rinse it out afterwards.
5) Mix baking soda with some water, till it's a fine paste. Put that in your hair and massage it in for like 20 min. This direction came with the stuff I bought, apparently it's a great way to open up the hair, as if salysilic acid shampoo isn't...HAH!! Rinse it out afterwards.
6) Okay, now for the stuff I bought. I got the hair mudd and shampoo from www.passhairtest.com for $99. It has a 4oz bottle and this can of powder sh^t with three little bottles in it. Save the can with the powder and small bottles for the day of your test..... I used some of the shampoo, though.
Remember, my hair was only 1.5 in long so I didn't need much of that special shampoo each time I did this. Put that neon yellow shampoo in your hair and lather it up, do that for 30 min.
Okay folks, I had the test on Monday, and did those steps 1-6 twice on Wednesday, once on thursday, once on Saturday, and then Monday morning before my test. Then I used that can of powder, followed the directions, but only used half in case I failed and had to do it again. I still have half a bottle of shampoo left after 5 uses, so that tells you how much I used each time. I also used half of the powder and half of the 3 little bottles. They give you enough for shoulder length hair, so use to your own length. The powder looks watery, so pull up the drain on the sink and pour it over your head. Scrub it in, and scoop up whatever falls off into the sink and put it back in your hair. I got this MUDD stuff because it is supposed to be the strongest stuff they had...it gets rid on coke, meth, mdma, opiates....and has a pretty good success rate. They said 97% for marijuana, and like 86% for the other drugs. Now I didn't have anything but THC in my system, but like I said I COULDN'T fail this test!! I'm not endorsing the product, just letting you know that it worked for me. Do what you want.
Like I said though, more length equals more history to check and more room for error. They NEED at least 1.5 inches though. Keep in mind that they can take hair from ANY AREA of your body.....thats right. Pits, pubes, legs, chest, back, ass. ANYWHERE!! And since that grows slower, 1/2 in holds more history..... I shaved it all. Oh well, like I said I needed the job. So, I was basically hairless from the neck down, but it grew back in a month. Also, if your blood is contaminated then any new hair growth will be contaminated...so shave and do those steps RIGHT BEFORE you go to the test, and try to take it ASAP. BTW, I didn't shave completly, but used the almost shortest piece on my beard trimmer, so it was like 1/8in on my body....yes pits too dammit. That sucked ass......
The floor is now open for questions...and here is the valuable link. Good luck everyone....it IS POSSIBLE!! I got the job a week later. I start June 4th....