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Want to pass a drug test for 2 dollars?

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Gage, Mar 26, 2007.

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  1. #81 SlyStaxSmoker, Oct 11, 2013
    Hey Flip956 I need your help,
     
  2. #82 Susso, Aug 3, 2014
    I took 5 small bags of Palo Azul and boiled them for a half hour. The water was not toytally blue. It was kinda blue-green until I poured it, then it was a dark amber or red. I drank a gallon of it and some about 55 hours before my test. I FAILED. I am not saying it doesn't work. Maybe I did it wrong?
     
  3. #83 duran25, Aug 23, 2014
    Susso
    You can't drink just one gallon. One gallon doesnt work for everyone. If you are bigger in size, you might need to drink 5 gallons. I am not really big but I wouldnt say i'm in shape and skinny so I am drinking 2 gallons right now, and one on Sunday right before Monday when I will take my test. It also depends on how much of a smoker you are. You smoke everyday and you're skinny, you should drink two gallons just in case. Also you aren't supposed to put the whole thing in there. A couple pieces would be okay. If you put too much it won't do much for you. Hope this explains why you failed. I will be taking my lab test--its for the city ..i will come back and update.
     
  4. #84 High Tracy McGrady, Aug 23, 2014
    So......does this actually work? Can anyone tell me where to buy it in the New England? Someone needs to get Josh gordon some of this shit
     
  5. #85 oddstory, Aug 23, 2014
    Yea a whole season over some weed.. R.i.p

    Anyway to answer your question I wouldn't fuck with it. It's been too hit and miss in this thread. Maybe it does work. But apparently it didn't work for everyone. You might be the one it doesn't work for.

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  6. #86 High Tracy McGrady, Aug 23, 2014
    good point. It seems to have a pretty good track record through a quick google search.

    But yea 1. The NFL needs to figure it the fuck out and remove the penalty for marijuana and 2. josh Gordon needs a GC account so he can learn to pass a drug test lmao
     
  7. #87 MacMurph96, Aug 24, 2014
    Im going on probation soon and need to get clean. Any more details? How long does it last? Need help and need to know how to piff on these slow ass three years of probation

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  8. #88 Bozone, Dec 21, 2014
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    no one has still giving anyone the complete directions to doing this tea...
    I boiled for 90 minutes (as instructed on the site paloazultea.com) then let it cool for a few hours started to drink the entire gallon at 4 pm, again as instructed, was finished drinking the tea at 7pm. pee'd like crazy through the night and just tested myself at 6 am. it failed.
     
    so im not sure this is something you need to depend on, even though I have yet to find anyone who has failed with this tea. so either it doesn't work for everyone or I made it wrong. but seems hard if you follow the (simple) directions on the site that it would fail.
    directions on the site say boil bark in a gallon and a half of water for 90 minutes let cool and then drink 24hours before your test/detox date.
    seems pretty simple...
     
    so any help with this would be great and anyone who thinks I did this wrong please let me know I have to take a test at a casino on wednedsay.
     
    thanks
     
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