Baked in a grocery store.

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by SpaceEthan, Nov 28, 2015.

  1. This is about the time I got baked and went to a grocery store. So it starts out around 2 in the afternoon, about to go buy a 20 bag from my guy. I meet him at the place we always do, but he had friends with him. He asked me if wanted to smoke some bud before I left. He had a 2.5 gram blunt in rotation. It was pretty chill. He rolled up a salad blunt a mix of everything.


    I didn't put any money down so I didn't toke on it as much as them. As soon as its almost gone, he whips out a medium sized joint. He lights it and starts to pass around. One of the guys plays music, and at this point I can not even move. I'm locked sitting on the ground. My dealer and friend bounce to go sell some more so its just me and two other friends. We sit there and laugh our asses off, but then we get cotton mouth and one of them hands me and the other guy some money and asks to buy a Arizona. He was the most baked out all three of us.


    So we head out to the store. I feel good not really high at all. As Soon as I enter the store. I feel extremely high. Its all bright and I don't know where the drinks are. Me and my friend kept thinking everyone knew we were high. I kept starring at all the amazing food I couldn't buy. We grab the drink and head over to the counter, behind this married couple. The cashier was talking to them and laughing, as they walked away. He started talking to us and when he looked up from payment screen, and took one look at us, and just starred at us. We gave him the money, and out of no where man I thought the way he looked at us was the funniest shit ever, and died on the spot. He asked do we need a receipt. We said no thank you and headed out. As soon as we left we couldn't stop laughing. It was just really funny or some reason.


    Thanks for reading my first post and peace out.
     
  2. I work, baked, in a grocery store lol
     
  3. Nice make things more interesting.
     
  4. Welcome to GC!! Please familiarize yourself with the forum rules and please, no boring stories. Thank you.
     
  5. LOL, take all my likes, good sir, +1.
     
  6. Thanks, man. Have a great one.


     
  7. Me and a buddy once spent a good 10 minutes zoned out staring at lunchables
     
  8. Sounds like me in high school. Man, I miss not having my shit together
     
  9. I would last 20, maybe 30 minutes. Then I'd put on some Marvin Gaye and retire to a corner with a tub of Ben & Jerry's.


    I've worked in a grocery store in high school and we were already slaughtering food there without being high. Every time I step foot into a grocery store now high I walk out with about a dozen things I did not intend on buying.


    Weed and food are better than mediocre sex.

     
  10. i can't go to a grocery store high. i never buy what i went there for in the first place lol


    only time i will go high is if i ran out of stuff to drink. not trying to get dehydrated.

     
  11. I go grocery shopping baked all the time. Making a list and sticking to it is the key.
     
  12. I walk out with a lot of things I didn't intend to buy when I go shopping high.
     
  13. I also like to hang with the baked goods...
     
  14. QFT
     
  15. Does that stand for Quit fucking trippin?
     
  16. ^^ lol it stands for "quoted for truth"
     
  17. Lol this was a good post actually, welcome
     
  18. Thanks ^ First post was a success.
     
  19. #19 RedganjaDown, Dec 2, 2015
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 2, 2015
    I loved working the express line for Safeway baked. It made it real easy.


     
  20. Oh hell ya its like your twice as high
     

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