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Tips for first time? I gonn smoke by myself

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Thurmanmermen, Nov 25, 2015.

  1. I've always wanted to try smoking but just never had, even when friends offered it to me. I was always scared of getting caught, and I also go to a very strict Christian university where they will kick your ass out if you get caught with drugs(happened to a buddy of mine down the hall). Anyway, I'm home for thanksgiving break and since it's legal here in Washington I went to a Rec shop and got a gram and a pipe. I plan on starting once everyone goes to sleep since I'm at my parent's house


    I don't have anyone to smoke with right now but I'm really excited to try so I'm gonna go it alone. I got a bunch of snacks, downloaded some funny movies, and got Fallout 4.


    Anything I should expect or do to be more prepared? I don't want to get too high and have a panic attack with no one around to calm me down. That would suck. I'm actually kind of psyching myself out by thinking about it, but I don't wanna wait for someone to smoke with.
     
  2. Just break it down with your fingernails, or nail scissors.
    Use a small piece to cover the hole in the pipe.
    Gently tap it down in the pipe.
    Take a toke and hold it about 5 seconds, let half out an inhale again for 5 seconds.
    Wait a few minutes and try another round.
    Let your mind/body decide if you want to continue, or to enjoy the plateau (and a bit higher) where your at.
    Sometimes you will encounter a "creeper" herb that will kick in 10 - 15 minutes after you've stopped. Remain calm and enjoy it.
    :smoke:
     
  3. You sound like you have a great plan for a first time smoker
     
  4. ythis is more for tripping on psychs, but get a piece of paper and write something along the lines, my name is xyz, I smoked some weed, I will be high for 2-3 hours, relax, you're in a safe place, stop chasing shadows and just enjoy the ride...dispose of this paper afterwards so ur parents don't find it good luck toke up
     
  5. Have everything done to sleep before you smoke. Phone on charger ect. Why? Because simple shit becomes mega complicated and will take you forever. For the love of god don't try to smoke a gram all at once, do like IC green says and start slow.

    Get eye drops and a large glass of water ready. Use the get the red out one only if someone could get up and see you. Otherwise just use replense or something similar. I buy both just in case, visine is not good for your eyes on a regular basis but sometimes you need to be red eyes free..... Trust me you will thank me later. You will be do dehydrated from smoking, the water will taste so good lol. Plus it will help fill you up and keep you from over munching.
     
  6. Yeah, not much to add to what IC Green and others said.


    Key is start slow and don't overdo it.


    Just take a small pinch, put it in the bowl spark it and chill for a bit. Do what you normally enjoy, music/games/tv/hiking whatever. The only way you could fuck up is by smoking too much.

     
  7. what works for me is to realize that even if you do take a panic attack it goes away, after my first panic attack i just dont care anymore because i already know that it goes away over time and i dont even get them now that i know that haha
     
  8. as others have said use something to block the bowls hole whether it be a piece of bud, pebble or a screen. and be aware of Scooby snacks(unburnt to burning bud getting sucked through) if the mouth opening is big enough you could make a filter out of a sheet of card board and stick it in the end.... but every pipe is diffrent
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    since your throat/lungs isn't ready for the smoke try lighting as little on fire as possible. once it's lit just kill the lighter take your thumb off the carb hole an let the cherry continue. also pull as slow as you can this allows time for the smoke to cool down. i also fined it to help with the gage or cough reflex. and also space the pipe away from your mouth slightly for a better air to smoke mix if you are finding it a little thick.
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    other then that take an easy and it isn't permanent
     
  9. Buy an arizona or something to quench your thirst. Best advice on this forum, so youre welcome.
     
  10. Xyz is a cool name
     
  11. #11 kayakush, Nov 26, 2015
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    wtf??? u are in college? i get you are a noob or whatever but come on man, its not crazy, just a plant
     
  12. first time i smoked i didnt get high so might be disappointing
     
  13. Yes, very much this. My friend gave me the same advice first time he smoked me out.
    How is he supposed to know that though, he's never done it. Cut him some slack, we've all been there.
    Only reason you won't get high is if you're not inhaling properly or you got some shitty weed.


     
  14. i was once a noob too.....i stated that in my post.....please dont waste my time with you assertive attitude. and people who inhale on their first smoke may not get medicated.....i dont think you can prove me wrong.....ill stand by my bong
     
  15. Nope alot of people dont get high on their first time, my cousin didnt get high until several months after trying the best cali has to offer.


     
  16. Fawk. I hate when that happens
     
  17. lol, show me where I hurt your feelings so I can caress your ego back to health. And I stand by my point as well because you can't prove me wrong.


     
  18. Have good set and setting
     
  19. OP,prepare to enjoy music even more. Prepare to really get into movies and TV like never before. Orgasms will intensify. Food will taste incredible. Concerts or art meseums seem more trippy. Maybe you will laugh for 15 minutes straight as your cannebinoid receptors get raped for the first time. Maybe nothing will happen at all. Nevertheless, enjoy!
     

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