have you tried juggling chain saws? Maybe you just need some excitement in your life? Perhaps bare backing an aids infested rawanda hooker? Or go down to Tia Juana and take a nice long drink from the nearest spigot of tap water. Be sure to drink to near bursting for the full on bonus round blow out of projectile diarrhea. Put your mind to it and you can find all sorts of neat and exciting things to do!
I've done that before, every two weeks, for four months. We have a dog and two cats... shit sucks man!
Yea we have 2 dogs. And one of them brought fleas in. Worst part is I just found one again so the extermination didn't exactly work. Although that did give me an excuse to hotbox my car and eat a burger on the roof of our parking garage.