I dont know what to do.

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by ImNotReal, Nov 17, 2015.

  1. Seriously, I met this woman in late October, the first night I met her this is how it went down. I was just chilling and my friend texts me and says his friend needs someone to smoke them out. I say yes cos naturally I wanna help out, it turns out to be a girl. I had heard of this girl but never met her. So next thing I know shes ringing me asking if I wanna sesh at hers, so I'm like okay yeah sure. So I'm there chillin and shes like 'have you got a girlfriend?' I'm like 'nah' and shes says 'that's weird a good looking guy like you's got no girl' then she kisses me on the cheek.
    About half an hour later she says shes goin to bed. So I'm like do you want me to go home? No she says. 'Okay, so I'll sleep here on the sofa.'
    'Nah you can come to bed with me' so yeah shit gets real after she says give me a hug, next thing I know shes naked kissing me... so one thing lead to another and we ended up doin it without a condom. I didn't even want to, I was uncomfortable with the idea but she kinda just hopped on.


    So NOW shes saying I tried to get her pregnant, big mistake, don't wanna ever see you again.




    I'm over here like //static.grscty.com//public/style_emoticons/default/bolt.gif
     
  2. Not saying you shouldn't have, but you didn't have to bang her. Technically, her insane logic is valid in that fucking without a condom is "trying" to get her knocked up. Technically.
     
  3. Its fucked up man. I did say 'I don't wanna do it without a condom.' it just ended up happening
     
  4. Mebbe now you'll learn to keep a wallet in your condom.


    J
     
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  5. haha are u high bro? how does one keep a wallet inside a condom?
     
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  6. Good story bruh.
     
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  7. Condoms are stretchy put the wallet in the condom and tie a knot
     
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  8. #8 jmick, Nov 17, 2015
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    She's probably already pregnant and needs someone to blame....


    Better hope Charlie Sheen isn't involved...
     
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  9. Sick blog update, bruh.
     
  10. No offense bro but she sounds easy so it could be anyone's baby
     
  11. Mark your calendar on the date you had sex. I had a girl try to say I got her pregnant. By my calendar she carried that baby for 11 months. She was just lookin' for a meal ticket. Some other dude fell for it though.
     
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  12. That's what they call
    Getting Fucked Twice.............................
     
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  13. Lol I don't know if you guys are tryna say I'm lying or just complimenting my story telling skills with 'Sick blog post bruh' and 'good story bruh' but this shit is actually 'appening. It's real fucking stressful cos now I dunno if she's pregnant with my child. Damn like I always thought it would be cool to have a son or daughter but now that its becoming a reality...


    I DONT LIKE SHIT, IM NEVER GOING OUTSIDE AGAIN.
     
  14. Haha bitches be trippin'
     
  15. Sounds like you hooked up with a crazy bitch man
     
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  16. [​IMG]
    DaDa
     
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  17. Keep your money safe. Always put on a rubber.
     
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  18. #18 ImNotReal, Nov 18, 2015
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    Thanks for you awesome words of support guys <3


     
  19. Well actually I'd be happy if the baby came out looking like that. Cos I'm mixed so my baby definitely wouldn't look like that. :D
     

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