This is a weird topic but here we go, So a couple mates of mine thought it would be funny to get me a flesh light for my bday, at the time i thought that it was an odd gift to give a nigga, but i put it aside and went about my day. Finally get home and its late at night so i decide to go ahead and try out the gift. So after looking at it properly it kinda looked cool, so i get my porn ready and what not. Just a side note, i am still a virgin so the only thing my dick has been inside is my hand. I decided its time to get it. I couldnt be more serious with what happened next, i found the video i needed and pulled out the fleshlight and honestly i came in a matter of seconds, i wasnt even 5 fucking strokes in and i erupted like never before. The bitch didnt even get her bra off. I was so shocked i had to check if i actually came. Has anyone else tried it out? Cause it was something else. And before people say its weird all i can say is dont knock it till you try it.
Hahaha they got you a flesh for your birthday that's fucked up Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
i think you were just excited from the new sensation. i say keep at it. lol since you fella don't usually have your own sex toys, i thought i'd mention that you need to clean that afterwards; not fall asleep and wash it before you use it again or...not at all. the stuff the flesh lights are made of will harbor bacteria quite easily so an antibacterial soap works well. no need to buy their fancy toy bubble wash they try to sell you. i've heard nothing but good things from an old BF who bought a couple. he said the ones that are more expensive and made of that material that is supposed to feel like real skin. its not the silicone plastic kinda which are not as soft and he said tended to hurt more than others. theres flashlight looking ones, butts in the air you can hump and a front view like she would be on her back. heheh have fun!
man....imma be real in high school...sum dude told me i can heat up sum ham in the microwave and.......lol. with the swimsuit issue out..... this is progress. for real. yo. if a chick got it as a gift to moi? hmmmm
lol this guy is something else. Half the time I don't even know what your saying. You fucked a ham? Sent from my U670C using Grasscity Forum mobile app
Keep practicing and maybe you'll build a little stamina. Then maybe you won't be a two stroke joke when you finally do lose your virginity. How old are you, bro? It's not as uncommon as you might think for people to stay virgins into their 20's. One of my employees is 23 and a virgin. Wouldn't guess it just by looking at him. He's had opportunity, just hasn't pulled the trigger so to speak.
when ever someone opens their mouth with drivel like this, it means the exact opposite. one of those Freudian slip ups lol! like the guy who runs around telling everyone how big his dick is heh heh heh. OP, nothing wrong with using something like that. it will keep you from being a minute man when it comes to the real thing. takes balls to open up about this kind of thing in an open forum. stick around Mrashid, this place needs more people like you and less of those Freudian slip ups lol!
I'm a virgin too and I've actually thought that I should never get a fleshlight because I would become content and not chase tang