Is there a true detox method?

Discussion in 'Fitness, Health & Nutrition' started by GonzoMikey, Oct 27, 2015.

  1. Hey, I have a job interview coming up and I got baked yesterday. Took 5-6 hits off a joint with some pretty dank shit in it and roasted a little bit on a can. Outside of healthiness, exercise, and time, is there an actual proven, quicker method for being able to clean your system out enough to pass a urine test? Thank you in advance, oh-so-knowledgeable internet stoners.

     
  2. Why did you do that?
     
  3. When it comes down to brass tacks, it's because I'm a fucking idiot with no willpower. Wasn't expecting it, though. Just got the call an hour ago.
     
  4. i've never been drug tested during a job interview...


    either give it time or use "quick fix" (google)
     
  5. #5 GonzoMikey, Oct 27, 2015
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    I think I'm going to be hired, so I'm going to buy some. Thanks for the info.
     
  6. Quick Fix is the bees knees. Works every time.
     
  7. Drink your best friends urine, assuming it's clean, for about a week. You will then piss out his clean urine. Or die. I'm not sure.
     
  8. I actually ended up getting the job without getting a drug test. Sometimes life is good. [​IMG]
     
  9. Life's always good. Sometimes you have to cheat death to realize it tho.
     
  10. That's a good way to look at it.
     
  11. The drug metabolutes from weed that are tested for Leach out of your fat cells over time.

    If you flush your system by drinking tons and caffeine of water, and prevent fat burn for a day (there are ways), you can pee clean

    I was a heavy heavy smoker for years. I passed a pee test after being only 2 weeks sober (not 3 months)

    2 weeks sober, lots of coffee and a detox drink that specializes in preventing fat burn (specifically for thc but marketed as a vitamin detox)

    Don't listen to these people that say it doesn't work

    Again. Heavy heavy smoker. Peed clean after 2 weeks sober

    -Yuri
     

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