So one day I was smoking a joint and taking bong rips in the bathroom while my dad was at shopping not knowing it only took him 20 minutes. I was stoned as fuck my eyes were red as the devils dick and my mouth was dry as bone. When he came back he went in the bathroom and could easily smell it. He then knocks at my door and asked "why does the bathroom smell of smoke" so me being stoned out my mind I said "I had a bad poo" but the way my voice sounded made it even worst because I sounded so gay and retarded as fuck so my dad just went straight to his room and after that forgot about it. I mean really why did I even say "I had a bad poo" especially in that voice I had on but thank god I didn't get caught.
Was a good story and excuse but since you thought your voice and excuse was "gay and retarded", i now dont like you or your story