Weirdest thing youve munched on

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Dchaps97, Oct 17, 2015.

  1. The other day I had no food in the house so i ate plain bread with melted american cheese on it and it was bomb af

     
  2. I once got so baked I tried making ramen noodles something quick and easy well I was microwaving it while I was waiting I realized I forgot to add water to the noodles so they all got burnt....tasted like shit
     
  3. back in the day when I was on sav mode, me and a friend munched on half a box of pizza we found at the bus stop
     
  4. You pretty much just made a grilled cheese.
     
  5. I used to love cooking Ramen noodles but then straining them before adding the flavoring. It was pretty yummy
     
  6. i myself have done the gamut of wierd shit but nothing in particular comes to mind that would be really out of the ordinary. my friend / aquantance dickslap though {name changed for obvious purposes}, that fuckin guy eats all kinds of weird shit. we got really high and he was eating mayo out of the jar, with his hand and fingers. the generic kroger branded crapola. and yeah, we were super baked...


    another and equaly disgusting time was when we went to a traditional Korean restaurant in garden grove California. which just happens to be little Asia. with the different nationalities all represented in different neighborhoods. we know a Korean dude so we eat Korean. he ordered some green shit, frothing in a stone bowl that smelt absolutely abysmal, as though it was a portal directly to hell. it was a big ass bowl with, noodles, green broth and all sorts of unidentifiable sorts of seafood odds and ends. korean delicacies they call them, even though its stuff like fish ass holes and tentacle cups, sea cucumber chunks, sea cucumber sex organs, and a bunch of other equally disgusting shit. how someone looks at something like a sea cucumber and says to themselves "fuck, that looks delicous!" ill just never get it...for the sake of posterity, he did choke and turn a few shades of green when trying to herf down a big solid chunk o' sea cucumber. that was fucking funny right there. he was all "i, i, i dunno if i can keep that down...." good times...


    btw, so people know that i don't prescribe to that crazy traditional style of Korean food,i had rice with kim chi and a veggy dish that was super good. lots of hot tea which was good. everything i had was great even though the kim chi left my ass hole scorched the next morning. fuckin kim chi...whats the point of that?
     
  7. Poured Blu cheese dressing on bread once. Not bad
     
  8. Then add butter mmmmm
     
  9. yeah except the bread wasn't toasted and it was melted cheese used to dip fries in lol
     
  10. One time I ate a frozen waffle with syrup. Too stoned to even used the toaster.. lol.
     
  11. Went to shpongle concert in chicago few months ago. Went to the concert baked and bought indian food for breakfast nextday. As usual got baked next day before breakfasf and after I finished eating, I found the food had gone bad. Was tol baked to realize it.

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  12. Peanut butter and hot sauce sandwich, so good kinda like Thai food hahahaha
     
  13. I am known to just cover anything and everything with gratuitous amounts of hot sauce when I am high. The burning sensation that sends the dopamine signals plus being high is just heavenly for me. I will sometimes just put some on my tongue with no food or smear it on my lips.

    Only when I am alone though. That kind of behavior would be weird around people.

    I know hot sauce isn't weird, just the way I use it is.
     
  14. There was nothing to eat..at ALL..so I ate a raw onion with ketchup. I can honestly say it wasn't terrible
     
  15. no food?
     
  16. A taco shell with no meat and all the toppings lmaoo
     
  17. Munched on a Colby jack block of cheese the other night at work. Washed it down with some Christmas tree cakes lol

    I was ripped.
     
  18. well nothing weird i can remember but i nearly munched chicken heart but i pussied out of it for obvious reasons
     

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