Dave was a gambler, a womanizer & an alcaholic. One day he gets into a car accident & dies, he is sent to hell.While he's walking around he sees a room with nothing but kegs full of beer & beautiful blondes.He sees a demon & says "I thought you said this was hell", to which the demon replied " it is".Dave says "well this room looks like heaven to me". " Hold on there , the kegs all have holes in them & the blondes do not".