Smoking rituals?

I always have a beer when I smoke, wouldn't call that a ritual though. If out in public then cold water is a must, and Gatorade is the bomb.

 

I Always keep a cold drink by me before I smoke/vape. Not really sure if its a ritual though like stated above lol.

 

ritual for me..


First and foremost i must have a show to watch while i smoke, even if its just something on in the backround while i do something else while i smoke.


Next, must have orange juice on hand. I choose specifically orange juice for smoking because sometimes when i cough after a big hit, i feel like i get no progress from the cough and i feel the need to cough again. Orange juices acidity loosens up any phlem in your throat so when you cough it all comes up!


Next, must have music onhand at the touch of a button


Last but not least, i always take a nap after! Woohoo!!

 

I usually take a couple deep breaths ready to hold a bunch of smoke in my lungs.

 

I burn too often for rituals.
Load. Light. Exhale.

 

I get some drinkage mang.

 

Well I myself normally put on some music before hand or hell, sometimes I'll watch some stand up comedy while toking but for the most part I listen to music. I also light some incense to help keep down the smell since I live in an apartment and I do not want to risk my neighbors finding out.

 

Get the porn started

 

We smoke on our deck watching the clouds go by. Little time to set up. I put out the chairs and my wife fills the bong and sometimes rolls a J for round number two. We have candles and a heater (gets cold where we live after dark). We really only used our deck a couple of times in 13 years now we literally use it everyday. Kinda like sitting outside with total privacy. Dogs at our feet, really awesome spot.

 

occasionally i make myself work out to get my first bowl by skating 16 miles as fast as i can under 2 hours. I always cheat though by getting out the door with a bong hit first. So I practice not cheating by getting a spoon bowl to go for smoke breaks on the way.

 

My ritual is simple: gather everything I need, except for a drink. In order to complete the ritual, I need to forget the drink. Then, when I'm good and blazed, I get mad that I have nothing to drink and wonder why I can never remember it ahead of time while sober. But not mad enough to defeat the couch lock...

 

Not exactly a ritual but before every bowl I put new cold bottled water in my bong and precooler, and pack the 22" son of a gun to the top with crushed ice. All that's left to do after that is let the good times roll!

 

ahhh the good ol' parched mouth- not leavin the couch, locked in place strat. Good weed, God speed!

Fight the thirst, it's the worst! (or get some water lazy bum )

 

Every time