Long-time lurker / poster but forgot my original account. I just accepted a job offer from a fortune 500 tech company and just waiting for HR to send me papers. I researched if the company drug test, some say No and some say Yes, with the Yes being more recent of a date but im just going to go ahead and assume Yes, they will probably do a urine pre-employment drug screen. Last time I had to pass a uralysis was back in 2010 and quick fix worked like a charm. 5 years later as technology advances, so do drug screening methods. Majority of my "does quick fix work in 2015" google search comes up as passing while some have reported that the lab detected it as fake (even with the Uric acid) and automatically failed the candidate. I havent toked in a month and a half but was a heavy toker (every night for 2 years) previous to that and dont want to risk doing the dilution method. To my fellow tokers that recently had to take a drug test.... what method did you choose? If it was sythentic urine, what brand batch and year you took the test and results?
Your better off just using someone else's urine, much easier and guaranteed (If their clean) I do this all the time and it works like a charm!! Stay away from the synthetic urine
i used synthetic urine successfully for years and years. i worked as a low voltage tech for the local electricians union for a number of years where drug screening was a part of the norm. we had to piss before each job we were given and sometimes randomly during said job. i used synthetic kits during that time and for a couple jobs after that one. i always kept a synthetic kit in my car in case i got hurt on the job. just use your cars heater {or the heater in the car that is taking you to the hospital} to pre heat the synthetic sample. and yes, you most certainly can use real urine from a clean source in place of said synthetic urine. more then that, you could re use the same kit over and over again if you can get a clean urine sample each time. go to an outdoors type of store {camping, fishing and the like} and buy the chemical pack hand warmers. those are the same ones that come in your synthetic urine kit to keep the sample at the proper temp for the urine drug screen. which happens to be between 91*F and 99*F. just crush the chem pack to activate and tape to the side of a preheated synthetic urine sample. if i was to preheat the urine sample 108*F {yes exactly that} and then hide said flask / small container to the inside of my inner thigh, right up near my crotch {because it is warmer there} i could keep the sample warmed to the proper temp for just over 2 hours. if the sample was to hot {it comes with a strip style thermometer that you stick to the side of the synthetic urine container} i simply left the lid off of the sample cup that the testing facility provides one to piss in. i would recheck every 15 seconds. then screw the cap on tightly when i'm at the 98*F mark. as far as testing facilities testing for synthetic urine? ya, the certainly do! that is why it is so important to get a synthetic urine kit that isn't to old. most have a made on date printed somewhere on the box. as long as i wasn't getting a kit that was over 6 months old i wasn't to worried about it. testing facilities use synthetic urine to tweak and test their own process by which they carry out said urine drug screen. most people fail the part of the test where the tech checks the temp of your sample. if it is to far above or below body temp you fail. most if not all are because of a cold sample. you'll never pass by just jamming a container of piss down your pants, in your but crack or in your under arms. it just wont get warm enough. there were times i actually stopped smoking ganja because it was just to much of a pain in the fucking ass to deal with the consequences of failing a piss test. there were a few times i stopped for years because of the hassle of it all. anyways, if yo were stoned enough to read the novel i was stoned enough to write then i wish you good luck! fuck it, even if you didn't read it all i still wish you good luck!
i used to use synthetic until it was easier to just get my brothers pee but i'll have to disagree with putting it in your pants. you have to tuck it between your balls and your leg, it'll be the proper temp. i lost my bottle with the temp strip on it so i went to walgreens and got some fever bugs which is a sticker that shows temps but its made for kids. Also if you go with a synthetic just make sure it has urea in it. (this is why a test will come back invalid)
i used quick fix in january 2015 and it worked like a charm. they tested it at the doctor's office and sent it to a lab and came back perfectly negative. was for my job and was the second time i used it. both times were great. the current version of quick fix has urea added so it will pass lab tests. i prefer to just take a break so i don't have to do sketchy shit but it does work if you have to.