Food and Drug Administration (FDA) Disclosure:

The statements in this forum have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration and are generated by non-professional writers. Any products described are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

Website Disclosure:

This forum contains general information about diet, health and nutrition. The information is not advice and is not a substitute for advice from a healthcare professional.

Probation help

Discussion in 'Seasoned Marijuana Users' started by allyson116, Sep 12, 2015.

  1. #1 allyson116, Sep 12, 2015
    I've been on probation since June. Before this I was smoking multiple times a day for over a year. It is a 4 month probation, and I have not been tested yet and its already September. It is supposed to end around mid October. This is my first probation and it is for possession of a small amount of marijuana. So I had stopped smoking completely for about 2 and a half months so I assume I was completely clean, and I decided a little over a week ago to take just 3 hits from a blunt. Yesterday I assumed that I was clean again from that last time I smoked and I took one hit of a blunt. I guess I'm just wondering how long until I'm clean again? I weigh about 110 lbs and I have a fast metabolism and barely any body fat. I doubt that I will be tested until the end of probation which is about a month from now, but I just want to be safe. Is there anything I can do to get this out of my system faster? Thanks!
    PS just sayin this is my first real tolerance break and its amazing to get stoned as hell from one hit!

     
  2. #2 steve2md, Sep 15, 2015
    Stop smoking until you finish probation, or get a urine kit. Time is the only thing that flushes thc from your system, but heavy exercise and good hydration could speed it up as well.
     
  3. #3 Criggity, Oct 7, 2015
    Yeah Steve said, exercise and sweating can speed it up, pretty quickly actually. I had one week notice for a job urine screening, I was smoking alot and i passed it by doing roofing for that week. Just go for a long run once a day.
     
  4. #4 TinTizzy, Oct 7, 2015
    Last edited by a moderator: Oct 7, 2015
    My friend has 70lbs on ya and just jogged and drank water all week before his test and passed every month...he would smoke for like 3 days too and then quit a week before so im sure a month you'll be plenty fine...ebay has tests for cheap if you wanna be totally certain
     
  5. #5 wafdof, Oct 7, 2015
    Worst advice ever. OP just stop being stupid and stop smoking until your probation is over. Pretty simple.
     
  6. #6 JohnnyOunces, Oct 7, 2015
    Why smoke on probation? You make it longer than it has to be. When you don't get caught, you get a false sense of invincibility. Why make things harder than they have to be? If you continue, you're always going to go through life with the mentality of "I wonder what I could get away with?". Don't think like that, just do what you're re supposed to do by finishing clean, then you can smoke all you want.
     
  7. #7 wafdof, Oct 7, 2015
    Please Johnnyounces, that makes way too much sense for someone to do. Not everybody is stupid that is on probation, The people that ask in the MJ medical forum about probation and smoking weed are the big time idiots.
     
  8. #8 JohnnyOunces, Oct 7, 2015
    They want a sure way of not getting caught. The only way to "not get caught" is to not do it. It's disturbing to see such a lack of accountability. Just do what you're supposed to do.


    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
     
  9. #9 Mid man, Oct 7, 2015
    For a group of people that claim that they aren't addicted to weed, sure are a lot of us that keep asking 'help i just smoked 3 hits of a blunt 5 days ago and I'm on probation am I gonna pass?'
     
  10. #10 JohnnyOunces, Oct 7, 2015
    Last edited by a moderator: Oct 7, 2015

    Weed isn't addictive *inhales blunt
     
  11. #11 TinTizzy, Oct 8, 2015
    thats the worst advice since this was after the fact...how can she not smoke when she already did? Dont fall off that high horse though
     
  12. #12 wafdof, Oct 8, 2015
    Last edited by a moderator: Oct 8, 2015

    You are really calling me out on that? Seriously?? Here is a clue there fella and I will be courteous to you even if you aren't.

    Point is telling people unrealistic timetables on being clean is poor advice. Remember this advice not only pertains to the clown OP but others that just read threads for information. 30ish days is the usual advice on being clean before a test. One week is EXTREMELY unlikely to be true for 99% and extremely bad advice for anyone that reads this thread. We are here for advice even if the people are stupid. Giving stupid advice to stupid people is just uncool.

    Not calling you off a high horse there bro, just trying to help rather than setting people up for jail time.
     

Share This Page