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The seasoned smoker

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by d00maz, Sep 3, 2015.

  1. #1 d00maz, Sep 3, 2015
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    i wanted to share a story that got me annoyed.
    People these days.....
    So after work i phoned my mate, if he wants to chill.
    He was at some dudes house chilling, so the owner of the "space" and my mate invited me.
    I thought - great, some social time.
    Its a short walk to his house.
    I get there, me and my mate only chip in. Since i usually roll the fastest(not saying im that good), i roll 1.
    We go do the balcony and "the guy" is asking for the joint to spark.
    I get a little confused and tell him - "bro, he who rolls, sparks it" (hes not a newbie smoker or so he told me).
    He then starts flipping out - "its my space, i spark shit(he didnt pitch in).
    I tell him the same thing 2 more times(second time even my mate agrees with me).
    Hes still flipping out, - "my space, i spark it"
    My response - " my weed, im getting the fck out of here"
    He tries to tell me to stay(desperate mofo).
    Happy ending - me and my mate chill at my place.
    I probably shouldnt have been a dick, but wtf,


    Everybody smoking around me follows those unwritten rules just because and i like that.
     
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  2. #2 Baked Bread Baker, Sep 3, 2015
    Must assert alpha male dominance, did he want to pee on it too
     
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  3. #3 d00maz, Sep 3, 2015
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    haha, im in no way an alpha male, and no he didnt.


    Im intested how annoyed do you get when somebody fucks up the rotation, spills bong water etc?
     
  4. #4 Baked Bread Baker, Sep 3, 2015
    Meant he was trying to alpha not you.

    Ehh rotations no biggie, guess depends how much you have to smoke.

    Spilling water, always good for some laughs, I say make them clean it up with a straw
     
  5. #5 The Dankmeister, Sep 3, 2015
    Little petty on both parts but I would've left too. No need to be around someone that cares that much about sparking / getting the first hit
     
  6. #6 d00maz, Sep 3, 2015
    i dont really care who sparks it,but this guy was something else and i didnt even expect him to flip out like he did.
    Pretty sure he didnt expect me to leave as well haha.
     
  7. #7 AppleCity, Sep 4, 2015
    I guess I never cared who sparks it. Guy sounds crazy
     
  8. #8 jay719, Sep 5, 2015
    I don't stress rules when smoking. Now spilling bong water once is ok but if anyone is doing that all the time then they aren't getting the bong. I'm not real big on cleaning a mixture of water, spit, and tar from my carpet and expect that anyone smoking knows how to use a bong without making a mess.
     

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