The immigrant I work for...

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by Cawdswallup, Aug 20, 2015.

  1. #1 Cawdswallup, Aug 20, 2015
    Last edited by a moderator: Aug 20, 2015

    Sup.

    Right now I work at subway, shit's tight.
    Actually it sucks but hey, any given day i'm working four or more hours of overtime so being paid $21/hr hour to make a sandwich is alright.

    Anyway, I work for some immigrants from India who speak some broken english and the one guy wants me to find him a wifey to accept a marriage in exchange for $20,000 a year.

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    He also wants an escort, younger than thirty.
    I'll find one eventually I guess, if I ever start looking.

    Bladies, if you were offered cash for gash, what would be your hourly rate?
     
  2. At first i was like "why does he want cawdswallup to find a wife and pay him 20 extra grand a year for it? Must be some crazy indian shaman" lol
     
  3. That'd be a good deal.
     
  4. $21/hr? Are you in Australia?
     
  5. No. Why do you ask?
     
  6. thats his overtime rate.
     
  7. Dude.. if you're making $21/hour for OT, does that mean you make $14/hour regular? Cause if so, Ima go make some fucking subs.
     
  8. Yea 14 bucks is bomb for subway. Or do u get payed double for overtime?

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  9. Payed double for overtime so regular pay, i'm only making $10.50/hr

    It's mediocre pay for a mediocre job.
    Still, it's not the worst employment i've ever had.
     
  10. I eat a lot of sandwiches without dropping a dime for them.
     
  11. Had a lez friend that was sweet on me that worked at a subway. I'd go in at night and help her clean then make like four footloongs for my help. Bomb deal in my opinion.

    As to your bosses request, I'd go for it and see what I could scrounge up for him. Love weird request like that, gets ya into the weirder side of the world.
     
  12. then you find out he lives in San Francisco or something and $14 an hour is actually shit
     
  13. i just hope OP will have fun with it! i would.
     
  14. Cash for gash. Literal lol. Gotta remember that shit.

    And you get paid the same wage I do, around 10 something, for making sandwiches, when I sweat through my shirt in an hour in a humid and hot factory lifting 110lbs drums and scooping tons (literally) of powder every night.

    I'm doing life wrong
     
  15. usually overtime is +50%

    And working at subway for over 10$

    Your manager must love throwing money away

    -Yuri
     
  16. Shit man most wives cost more then $20gs a year. face paint, lip color, monthly "visitor" supplies, spas, powders, puffs, unknown frilly objects, 98 pair of never worn panties because they didn't fit right and made her ass look too big. Had nothing to do with the chocolate $$expense$$ account. Shit adds up. That guys getting off cheap;)
     
  17. My overtime is double time.
    Working at subway for under $10 would be illegal when considering minimum wage where I live is more than $10.
     
  18. idk what kinda women you like but LOL...

    My wife pays for me

    -Yuri
     
  19. I support myself. Just a nice who gives a shit who's paying does very nicely
     
  20. my wife won't let me support myself. She has this pride thing going on and wants to be the bread winner for the family.

    I can't complain. I'm perfectly happy working an easy job and doing the house/childcare.

    Women don't know how easy they had it working in the home. Now they want to work jobs? I'm down to swich :D

    -Yuri
     

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