Dont you wish you were a koala?

Discussion in 'High Ideas' started by ElementMonster, Aug 9, 2015.

  1. Koalas sleep for 20 hours a day and are high for most of there life.... Jealous yet?
     
  2. I'd prefer to not have chlamydia..
     
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  3. Koalas are high most of their life? Source please.

    Also sleeping 20 hours a day and sitting around high the rest of the time?

    Fuck that. What a waste of a life.

    I like weed but damn.

    -Yuri
     
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  4. The koala told him it was high.
     
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  5. It is a misconception. They eat mostly eucalyptus leaves.. and then lounge around most of the day, so people figured it was because they are intoxicated. The real reason is because the leaves they eat are so low in nutrition that they just don't have the energy to stay awake.. and the time they are awake is spent mostly eating.
     
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  6. I'd fall out of the tree.
     
  7. I'd rather be a bald eagle so I can swoop down on Donald Trump and fuck up his hair.
     
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  8. Well, did to all 7 of my brain surgeries my doctors diagnosed me with hypersomnia, so I sleep all the damn time. So I am basically a koala :)
     
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  9. koala 101 this was an entertaining class
     
  10. 7 brain surgeries?

    Fuuuuuck that

    -Yuri
     
  11. I agree!!!!! Brain surgery is zero bits of fun. Haha
     
  12. Right???? Haha I couldn't agree more!!!!! Haha brain tumors are ZERO bits of fun. Haha
     
  13. A wombat eats, roots and leaves.


    Root is also Aussie slang for fucking.

     

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