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What are your funny high stories?

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by shadowstryker, Aug 3, 2015.

  1. #1 shadowstryker, Aug 3, 2015
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    Hey guys, I feel like there are a lot of interesting stories out there of things that we have done while high, but they never get shared. So, what are your cool/funny/weird stories of things you've done while high? I'll start with a trippy/weird that just happened to me a couple hours ago...




    After smoking for a bit, I decided to go for a walk to a gas station. I made it there and almost all the way back to my house alright, but then I
    started hearing this really loud humming. I figured it was a car, but it just wouldn't stop. Suddenly it sounded much louder, as if a bi-plane was flying by, and I turned around to see a meteorite fly through the air, encased in a purple flame. I stood there probably another minute, and the humming continued, but now it sounded like a car was redlining in the distance for miles and miles. I stood there listening to the noise, thinking of what the hell I just saw. At first I thought it was a crashing plane, but then a meteorite, and somehow I got it into my mind that it could be an alien ship or something. I then started chasing it for some reason, until I realized that it was wayyy too far gone for me to ever reach it, so I went back home.





    I'm still high sitting here typing this, but it's still hard to believe it was a meteorite...that's like the second one I've seen at night, what all are we missing at night? Anyway, I'll be damned if that wasn't the coolest, most vivid flame around something in the sky I've ever seen, It went from dark dark blue to bright green to fading into a bright purple...if only I could have taken a picture, but it just kind of popped up out of nowhere and was going pretty fast before disappearing suddenly. I was smoking a pretty great Sativa strand, but it was way too real/vivid to be a hallucination or something. I've only ever hallucinate from a high once, but this was different.
     

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  2. The dumbest thing i have probably ever seen done while high is late one night while my parents weren't home i had invited a chick over, she was the stoner chick at my school and i wanted to get to know her cause she is the type of people i wanted to be around. So i take out the jar with about a Q in it and place in on the fence covering my outdoor patio like a fucking retard. Without realizing it as i go to grab the jar it falls to the ground and shatters on the stones that we have as decoration along with my fresh Q of weed [​IMG] it was too dark to be able to see anything so i grabbed what i could and just hoped that it wouldn't smell to bad the next morning for when my mom comes home from her 12hr night shift. well needless to say i ended up looking like a total retard infront of a hot stoner girl and wasted probably a good 3g's to the ground and almost got caught because of how god damn dank my lawn smelt for about 2 days. Pro tip cutting your grass to try and hide the smell only makes it worst and spreads the smell ALL OVER!
     
  3. Soo many to think of, that i can't at this moment hah
     
  4. #4 shadowstryker, Aug 4, 2015
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    Today, also at night, I got the sudden urge to go bike riding right after smoking. I rode for about an hour and a half to a convenience store, when suddenly I hear a loud crash and people yelling. I turn around to see two guys in cars, in the middle of the road, yelling and calling each other names. Then they peeled out and started racing around the place (it was a strip-mall) and the highway near by. I don't know if they were racing, or chasing each other, or what...I kept hearing cars crashing into poles (or so i thought) all the way home. I remember I was so out of it that some guy walked up to me asking what happened and I just shook my head and rode off haha. I also almost ran into someone talking on their phone standing still because my mind was unable to see anything ahead of me, or even the road, unless I was going 1mph.




    I'm shocked there aren't tons of stories out there for you people to tell [​IMG]
     
  5. I've got too many funny/stupid high stories to tell, mostly from when I was a kid (Around 13 or 14). Once time, a friend of mine and I got stoned on some white widow while we were skipping school. We were stupid fucking kids back then. Anyways, after we smoked in this wooded area, we started walking down the street to go to a local park. On our way there, my friend is picking up sticks and rocks and throwing them in the air, then a cop car drives by. He's so stoned that he threw a big ass rock at the police car and hits the passenger side window. Luckily for us, it didn't crack or anything, it just kind of bounced off. My friend bolted, but I was so high I was having a hard time thinking of what I should do. I just stood there. The cop got out of the car and started walking towards me, and I turned around as if I was going to run. I tried to run, but I just fell on the ground, lol. He started the question me, and there was no doubt that he knew I was high as fuck. I told him that I was on vacation visiting my family and old friends because I moved away, and that the kid I was walking with was a child hood friend. He asked me why we threw a rock at his car and all I could come up with was "I don't think anyone threw a rock at your car, sir". Luckily for me, the cop let me go and told me to stay out of trouble on the rest of my vacation. After I met up with my friend down the block, we just laughed our asses off and went to grab something to eat at a deli. Good times.
     

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