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Tips for 3 first time newbies

Discussion in 'Marijuana Consumption Q&A' started by superdankdk, Aug 1, 2015.

  1. #1 superdankdk, Aug 1, 2015
    Hey y'all.
    I'm new to the whole weed thing, actually i havent smoked it yet, but thats why i am writing this. Me and 2 friends are gonna get stoned for the first time, and we have a few question of how we should do it. I live in Denmark and due to "Christiania" (read on wikipedia what it is if you dont know) its not hard for me to obtain any kind of weed. Here are the questions though:


    1. How should we do the weed? Smoking a joint, eating it, or what?
    2. If we choose to smoke it, do you have to use certain rolling papers, or can you fill it in a filtered cigarettte paper?
    3. How many grams do we need to get fairly stoned? I dont want to be completely fucked up, but i also dont want to just be slightly high.
    4. Which kind of weed is the best? The dealer im looking at has something called "Lemon Haze" from what i've seen on the web, it looks pretty good. It has THC content of 15-20% and is said to taste sweet and lemony. Is that fine for first timers?
    5. Last but not least, how do i hide the smell, does it go in clothes and stuff, even if its smoked outside? (My old man will throw me out if he knows im smoking)


    I know thats a little long, but if you took time to just answer a few, it would be very appreciated. Also, if theres anything thing elses worth for me to know, i would be happy if you told me.

     
  2. #2 TokeRandir, Aug 1, 2015
    Rolling up might be a little difficult since it takes some practice but I think you should give that a try. Lemon Haze is probably gonna be strong for you 3 so just take it slow, couple puffs each and set the joint aside. I'll bet a gram will be enough for you, but you might want 2g's if you think you'll give it more than one try (strongly encouraged).
    Some folks have trouble smoking their first time and some don't, but if you get baked, you'll probably be really baked so make sure you don't have much going on afterward. Dealing with smell is easy, wear a sweatshirt that you can toss right in the washing machine, bring a pack of gum, and wash your hands when you get in. Smoke somewhere relaxing and ventilated and you should be all have a great time.
     
  3. #3 superdankdk, Aug 1, 2015
    Thanks for the answer, that covered the quesitons pretty well. I think i will go for 2 grams, and use prerolled cones. Again, thanks for the answer it helped a lot.
     
  4. #4 Rollthem435, Aug 1, 2015
    If you ask me, the first weed you smoke should taste like good ol' fashioned weed, none of that lemony stuff, or you won't have the whole experience...
     
  5. #5 TokeRandir, Aug 1, 2015
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    Lol I do hear you there. It all depends on what these fellas have available. I remember I didn't notice a difference of the taste between strains until after I began smoking regularly. I'm sure whatever they pick up will be plenty potent for some new smokers. OP, good idea with the pre-roll cones, you'll have a much easier time getting started.
     
  6. #6 Mordevic, Aug 2, 2015
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    If you aren't buying from a grower or dispensary, you probably aren't gonna get the strain they advertise, the strain shit is all overrated in my opinion.

    Grind the shit real good, roll it (or get a pipe) then just take 2 to 3 nice hits. If you've never smoked, remember that you can't just breath the smoke in directly with joints. 'kiss' the joint (get the smoke into your mouth the same way you would give a small kiss or suck on a straw) and then take a deep breath of fresh air. Hold it in for 5 sec, after that you only absorb the bad stuff into your lungs. Then get comfy and remember to have food and drinks a plenty
     
  7. #7 thatpanickedguy, Aug 2, 2015
    I reccomend smoking with someone who's smoked before. Solves many problems that may arise.
    I m from Romania and weed here is super expensive so there's rarely any profit for the dealer (if he s not growing them). Because of this it's custom that the dealer's profit is coming and smoking with you. You could try and propose this to your dealer.

    Say you buy 2 grams. Have him roll a 1 gram joint of your merch, smoke it with you and then you keep the other gram and smoke it however, whenever you want
     
  8. #8 Through The Trees, Aug 2, 2015
    If smoking could make you become homeless, don't smoke.
     
  9. #9 Bonghoots4lyfe, Aug 2, 2015
    1. I would not try a joint, they are a pain in the butt to roll if you don't know how plus they waste weed
    2. A pipe would be good (apple pipe if you can't get glass, remember NEVER USE TINFOIL OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT)
    3. My first time, .2 grams got me pretty fucked, don't have too much or you will regret it
    4. If it's a street dealer, it's probably not lemon haze. As long as it's green and smells good, it should be dank
    5. Smoke outside and just change your clothes or something, the smell doesn't linger long but it still lingers

    Have fun! Enjoy it
     
  10. #10 superdankdk, Aug 3, 2015
    Thanks man, didnt know you had to inhale it like that. And dont worry, we will bring loads of Mtn. Dew & Doritos ;)
     
  11. #11 superdankdk, Aug 3, 2015
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    I will use prerolled cones, i also dont wanna spend too much time rolling. The lemon haze was just the cheapest shit, and since its my first time i dont think it will matter which kind i smoke, they probably all taste the same to me. Besides, i think the quality is fairly good, its from Christiania in Denmark.

    Gotta live life dangerous ;)


     
  12. #12 thatpanickedguy, Aug 4, 2015
    You guys blazed already?
     
  13. #13 TheDankBank, Aug 4, 2015
    If you start to get an uncomfortable high, ride it out. Just remember it will be over in a couple of hours, or just sleep it off.

    Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I437P using Tapatalk
     
  14. #14 TokeRandir, Aug 4, 2015
    Let's hear an update OP, let us know how that first sesh went! I love hearing first time smoking stories.
     
  15. #15 enjoyandlive, Aug 4, 2015
    op you don't need to hold the smoke in for 5 seconds, it's 2 seconds at max. that dude was wrong
     
  16. #16 tatehntr, Aug 5, 2015
    Also super important remember, it will not always be like that. At all. You might be so blazed off your ass that you think "how do people like this, how do people do this every day?". You just gotta push through that shit and eventually you'll look back and miss the times you were so blazed you couldn't think. It gets way less intense and really really relaxing and pleasurable if you stick with it for a little until your tolerance is up. Make sure you feel safe and you should have a great time. Please update us!!! Happy smokin' :)
     

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