I was getting blazed, browsing the internet and stumbled across a particular high-meme and I thought back to my younger days when I first started smoking, me and a group of friends were getting ready to eat dinner, my friends mom asked my other friend if he would like a soup or a salad, with the reddest eyes and biggest ear to ear smile he exclaimed "WHAT'S A SUPER SALAD?!!?!?" It literally happened just like the soup or salad meme, we all laughed for AT LEAST a half hour straight when dudes mom left the room. Ahh good times..
Old lady looks at old man and asks: "Do you want some super sex?" "I'll take the soup" replied the old man.