Stoner Jokes

Discussion in 'High Ideas' started by Sunless Shade, Jul 27, 2015.

  1. Let's write some jokes.
    So the other day I asked my North Korean friend how life was going. He said "Can't complain."

     
  2. Is that supposed to be a joke?
     
  3. Could. Be wrong. But I think it was to. Imply their strict. Dictatorship.
    What's the difference between a pizza boy and gynecologist... It's not creepy when the pizza boy smells. His fingers at work...
    What's the difference between a bitch and a cunt..a bitch is the piece of shit the cunt is on... Lol those are from an old comedy called dirty movie
     
  4. I might not be a plumber, but i know your full of shit.
     
  5. Preface: this is not meant to offend because it was just a funny joke I heard when I was in the cloud!

    What do you call a Mexican Midget?
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    A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay (esé)
     
  6. I got one for you guys


    So this guy picks up a cheap hooker one night and takes her to the hotel and they do their thang, Right afterward he starts to feel all itchy....so he confronts the hooker and says "What the fuck did you give me Crabs?" and she replies "What did you expect Lobster for $10" hahaha
     

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