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Random drug testing. How to not get caught?

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by shadowstryker, Jul 24, 2015.

  1. #1 shadowstryker, Jul 24, 2015
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    My work does random drug testing, and I really wish not to get caught (and not smoking isn't an option [​IMG]). Do you think I'd be fine if I smoked every other Friday, or is that too often? I figure that way I at least have the weekend to get some of it out if my system, and worst case scenario is I'm tested Monday but still have an ever so small chance if passing.




    I also have a very fast metabolism and work out 5 days a week (meaning plenty of water as well), so THC shouldn't spend too long of a time in my system I think.
     
  2. #2 TheDankBank, Jul 26, 2015
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    Im not a doctor, but marijuana generally can take a month to get out of ur system. If you cannot give up smoking to save a job, you may want to consider trying to get priorities straight, or get a new job. Not to sound like an asshole but thats what it boils down to.

    I would say smoke once a month. Right after the drug test. Or buy synthetic urine if ur not watched an all that good stuff. Good luck.

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  3. #3 shadowstryker, Jul 26, 2015
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    I suppose you are right, but it truely is random. In three years, I've been drug-tested once. A friend of mine has been drug-tested 6 times in 4 years. I could end up waiting like 8 months before the next drug test after taking one, or it could be the next week...they have computer that picks employees at random. They also stay in the bathroom with you and watch you pee, so synthetic urine would be hard to sneak in.
     
  4. #4 killset, Jul 26, 2015
    choices
    1. Risk getting caught
    2. Find a different job
    3. Quit smoking weed
     
  5. #5 MrFooey, Jul 26, 2015
    My experience in "random" drug testing is that it's not very random at all, unless you work for the government or have a dept. of transportation regulated job. So that being said don't give your employer a reason to test you if you value your employment. In other words don't look like a typical stoner or boast about smoking out every night. Don't go to work stoned and get injured, that is an instant test and termination. Depending what state and/or country you live in you may have the right to rehab paid for by your employer but that just opens a whole different can of worms. Any kind of regular use of cannabis use will result in a positive test result. If its every day, every week, or every month you will test positive. The only way you won't test positive is if you only smoke once or twice a year and that will still be a crap shoot.
     
  6. #6 Sunless Shade, Jul 26, 2015
    Try drinking cranberry juice, I read about it and it seems to be viable, but it only does part of the job. The other part is you smoking on occasion and not turning it into a habit.
     
  7. #7 miracle780, Sep 7, 2015
    the best way to pass a drug test is to study for the test and don't do any drugs of any kind jobs are hard to get now days and paying you're bills and supporting you're self and a family is more important than a buzz think what you're spouse would think if you had to go home after getting fired for failing a drug test I wouldn't set my self up for knowing I blazed one up and could be tested any day or time at work or on probation even after taking a drug test knowing you pass doesn't give you a Fred pass to blaze one up after you take a drug test some company's will do random testing one day and the following week get another group of employees and you could get selected again then what you're screwed don't take the chance I'm a old school smoker who quit after many years of blazing I got tired if the fear of knowing any day I could get tested nothing worse than knowing you won't pass a random drug test labs are getting smarter about the pros and cons of drug users . don't roll the dice with you're job or if you're on probation life sucks playing by there rules but what's more important you're job and freedom or a buzz that doesn't last as long as you're job could by staying clean
     
  8. #8 archeronun, Sep 7, 2015
    Hmm I heard of a guy that after the weekends that he smoked strapped clean or synthetic piss to his leg just in case he got pulled for randoms til he was clean again. Guess it would only work if unsupervised though. He liked his bud occasionally but liked his job too. Just be careful man
     
  9. #9 cody1005, Sep 9, 2015
    If its gonna be urine tests. No matter how little u smoke each week youll be fucked
     

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