Stoner Confession #121

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  1. #1 StonerConfessions, Jul 21, 2015
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    So one time after smoking out of a bong, we didnt have any place to pour out the bong water so I had poured it out into a water bottle and put it into my backpack. The next day in class I forgot that I had done this and took a sip out of my water bottle.I then spit out the water all over the girl next to me. Most embarrassing thing to ever happen to me.


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  2. pinched from a roommates sack regularly, in my defense he was a right douchebag with rich parents and a subtle "I'm better than you" attitude so I don't feel an ounce of guilt for taxing this choad
     
  3. Sounds like your roommate is better than you. At least he can buy his own weed and not rip off his roommate. Get a job and support your own habit. Justifying your low life ways because you don't like his attitude?
     
  4. Lol, before i rented out a room to this guy his parents made him live in their shed for acting like such a colossal cunt to them. After that happened he moved in with me where everything was fine for a while until one day i accidentally wore one of his shirts that looked alot like mine, and the dude just starts yelling and going off one me about it telling me not to touch his stuff and shit. All this over a simple laundry mixup? good grief. This among other incidents lead me to start levying a douche tax against him on the regular. If he wanted to act tough and puff out his chest to the person who provides him shelter at a very reasonable price then he def had it coming. After he moved out he landed some job as a manager at a pizza restaurant, which i later found was only due to connections with his rich ass ceo dad. Fact is this dude wouldn't be shit if it wasn't for nepotisim and if you met him you'd be singing a different tune.
     
  5. no matter how shitty i think someone is i'd never steal their weed
     
  6. " levying a douche tax against him"
    LOL now that's some funny shit right there!
     
  7. I would tax a fucking cunt too.
     
  8. I'm addicted to marijuana


     
  9. I'm such a saver when it comes to weed, like it's even embarrasing. If I'm rolling a joint and tiny tiny pieces fall or they're just at the table, I grab them one by one and add it to the joint. No matter how small they are, they are going in. It's stupid but I just can't help it
     
  10. People who come up with excuses to steal are the 1st ones to cry when stolen from.
     
  11. I do this too. If I drop any on the floor, I pick it up. If it falls on the table, I scoop it back up into my grinder.
    I actually lost a 1g nug the other day and just had to reaffirm to myself that it's not much. My cat must've been playing with it though because I found it in the middle of the lounge the next night.
     
  12. I tend to almost always save the roach. Come back to it later, take out the weed and smoke it out of my bowl


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  13. I smoked behind a short yellow school bus at 3 am last night by myself thinking about random shit
     
  14. ok do you want a cookie for that? That's like saying no matter how many people someone kills I'll never give them the death penalty.
     
  15. that's almost the same ur right
    yeah I'll have that cookie
     
  16. GSC menu today: Lemon Sprinkle


    for tomorrow the classic CHERRY pie variety is back in store, so stalk a girl near you!


     
  17. Sometimes I have conversations with myself out loud when I'm stoned and by myself.
     
  18. this is the one thing i never understand about (I'm guessing?) american stoner culture is the whole roach thing and not using a card tip (which we call a roach here in the uk) so you can just smoke all your joint without a worry or a care


     
  19. Some people put the tips in but its rare around me...

    I throw my roaches in an old coffee can I got and basically it fills up and soon I got a shit load of roach weed to smoke if I'm dry or between pick ups or can throw a hand full to a homie if he's dry...its worth keeping them IMO no worries with it
     
  20. no man, those things aren't even in the same league
     

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