I MADE A REVELATION OF SORTS

Discussion in 'High Ideas' started by bregie, Jul 15, 2015.

  1. Im just sitting around started writing a message to my friend and had this revelation just kept with it here is what the message said:






    OK. Heres how it works... One of us- it could be me you or a random asian guy are in a machine that is connected to buddah. He like gives you this majic power to go into a higher state. Like it is almost a meditation of some kind. And that person is put into this higher dimension. Maybe we are in Nirvana the beutiful land o f angels harmony and GANJA. The guy walks around in this place. Maybe we are actually in a Virtual Nirvana. Are we all in buddahs head? Doesnt it make so much sense holy fucking shit balls i just made the biggest goddam revelation this world has see. Forget all the earlier shit i told you. OK. So heres little buddah sitting there meditating. He got to such a state of nothingness that he got to negative something that had to be counteracted so the world was made better into this Nirvana. So buddah sits there and just watches the peace and harmony between us. We are all in Buddahs head. He made a leader that was him on earth. That taught people this and when any monk who is taught right can get to this state. And he will create a universe of his own. Holy shit than that means someone else is meditating to make buddahs world and someone for him. it must go on infinite. that makes so much more sense because the galaxy is infinite, each of these buddahs makes a planet in the universe. I can see it so much clearer now how did i never notice it before

     
  2. What did your friend reply? Was it "Lay off the drugs man".
     
  3. Im happy it makes sense to you lol
     
  4. Crack..


    Not even once.

     
  5. I remember my first joint
     
  6. What the actual fuck did I just read....?

    I did not understand a word of that, it was so grammatically incorrect and impossible to follow.

    Smoke another, bud.
     
  7. Don't do drugs kids.
     
  8. You're not high enough
     
  9. When you achieve enlightenment you are actually inside Buddha's ass.
     
  10. Dude, put the joint down, walk away from the weed. Try to use logic and common sense. Good luck bro.
     
  11. #12 Noddz, Jul 16, 2015
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    so your revelation is that you have a really bad understanding of buddhism and believe it to be the one true religion?


    i think you need to gather your thoughts before you start dictating the meaning of life to a bunch of stoners on the internet


    if i ever see you meditating imma kick you in the nuts
     
  12. I can sense a first time smoking
     

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