Hey guys, got a big problem. I picked up some Protox from my local Head shop in an attempt to pass an upcoming UA (and by upcoming, I mean I'm getting ready to leave), followed all the instructions to a T, but my piss is CLEAR. I mean, it's essentially water. I thought this wasn't supposed to happen with detox? I drank it, waited the 15 minutes, refilled with water and drank that, and now I'm pissing completely clear. Is this normal, or should I prepare for jail? Please help!!
Okay, hold on a minute! I'm comin' up with somethin' off the top of my head here so we gotta move quick! First, we need a toilet plunger! Don't ask why, just get the toilet plunger! Alright, now we need a shower cap, hopefully located near the toilet plunger (makes this faster, see?)...Now onto the magic! You need two quartz of water mixed with two tablespoons of yellow fuckin' number five! Mix it up with the toilet plunger while wearing the shower cap and wahlah! You might pass.
...I'm not sure what to say to that xD But I appreciate the re-assurance. I'm conducting a home test as we speak, and my urine is beginning to take on a slightly yellow color. I'm freaked out, cuz if I fail this today, I'm gonna be looking at the inside of a cell for the next 12 months
there's no guarantee you'll pass regardless of what you do. Why would you even think about getting high if you're on supervised probation or whatever trouble you're in with the law
alrighty then... let's see if we can get you some helpful info. Go by any local drug store and pick up some vitamin B12. In 2 hours your pee will be yellow. Oh and by the way, DO NOT EVER RELY ON DETOX DRINKS of any kind. The only thing they clean out are your wallet. Sorry to be so harsh and I wish you luck today. But if it doesn't go your way, In 12 months, stop by GC's forum, "Got questions about your drug test? Ask them here". I'll show you how to pass observed tests for probation or anyone else.
I was referring to when you said "You might pass" xD Man, it's a long story. But basically because I'm fucking retarded, if you want the honest truth. Because if it's clear, that means there's low/no levels of creatine in my urine, which the labs will immediately pick up as a diluted sample. Well, I ended up doing a home preliminary test, which told me I was still positive after the detox. So, you were right on that one, and I had to learn the hard way. I went to the UA office almost throwing up, knowing I was fucked. But when I got there, they told me that my PO hadn't put in a voucher to pay for it, so I didn't have to take it as we didn't have the money. I got extremely lucky today. Now I just have to hope my PO doesn't just discount it and send me to jail anyway
Well, just thought I'd post an update, in case anybody cares. After barely evading the UA Saturday, I told my PO what happened, and she said "Come in Tuesday (today) at 2pm. No excuses." She's going to give me an in-house test here in an hour at the probation office, and I believe it's just going to be a dip-stick test, not a lab test. So, even though I believe it will be clean, there's still a possibility it won't, and needless to say, I'm scared absolutely shitless. My termination date is in 3 days, and this UA decides if she fills out revocation paperwork, or termination paperwork. I've been drinking water like a madman, I took a couple of multivitamins a little bit ago for color, and am now drinking a bigass glass of orange juice. Still pissing clear though (same problem as last time). Hopefully it starts getting some color soon, because if I piss what's essentially water, she's going to count it as a fail, and then I'm fucked. Fellow stoners, I don't know how many of you believe in God, but please, send your prayers my way. With my current situation at home, I simply can't go to jail. I just can't. It will wreck everybody's lives, not just mine. I have people counting on me, and I really need all the support I can get. This is one of the most terrifying days of my life. I'll be sure to post an update when I get back and let everybody know how it went. Please...wish me luck.
I've taken an In office test for probation, 4 days after smoking two joints everyday for 3 days. All I did was n2 dilution method, used b12 for color. If you need some color in your pee drink some redbull, or tea will be work as well. I however also did some trial runs with my method, one time my pee was green from the vitamins, thank god I didn't have to pee for real that time, good luck bro. Just keep up the fluids and try different ways to color your pee. Otherwise just tell the po that you had to drink water In order to pee on demand. Cheers
good luck brother. You sound like a pretty solid dude so I'm sending some vibes through the humidity for ya.
It's much appreciated man Well, I just got back. Lemme tell you a story. I went in, fearing for my freedom, my heart pounding, knowing this could be the day that sends me to jail. So I go in, my PO found a guy to monitor me, and I stepped into the bathroom to take the test. I started the stream in the toilet, gave my sample, and finished. I came out, gave it to my PO, and watched her put in the dip test. It was an eternity waiting for her to say something. Finally, she did. "The line isn't showing up. I need you to go to the lab today and test." My heart hit my stomach. I knew for a fact that if I were to go to the lab today, I'd surely fail. If not for a positive THC reading, then for dilution. I began freaking out, telling her how this wasn't possible, and looked at the test myself. I noticed just the FAINTEST line for a neg result, and told her "It's there. It's very, very faint, but it's there." She looked it over again, and said, "Let's go get a second opinion." As you can imagine, I was really losing my shit at this point. My freedom for the next year was about to be decided by someone I'd never met. We walked and found another PO, she looked, and said "It's extremely faint." I then said, my voice breaking from fear and anxiety, "But it's there, right??" She looked at the test skeptically and said "Yeah, I guess that could be considered clean." I looked at my probation officer longingly, hoping she would accept this. I barely uttered the word "Please." Her response was: "Okay. One more. Best two out of three." My heart dropped even further. It came down to this. We went down the hall to the office of the guy who monitored me. He looked it over, said "Well....I don't know." I began just whispering "Please....please...it's there...". He held it up to the light, looked at my probation officer, then at me, then back at the test. It couldn't have been more than a few seconds, but it felt like 20 minutes had gone by before he said, "I'd consider it clean. But juuuust on the threshold." And that was it. It was considered a clean UA, and we went back to the office so she could file my termination paperwork. I got a lecture, of course, and she told me I just missed jail by the thinnest skin on my teeth, but I did. She told me she'd call me Monday to confirm my termination. God smiled on me today, guys. It still hasn't fully sunk in. But I did it. I'm finally free (basically). Thank you to everyone who showed me support. The moral of the story is: it's just not worth the heartache. If you gotta get clean, just fucking do it. Don't take the chance. I got lucky. You might not.