This Is Why You Shouldnt Smoke

A thread devoted to stories of negative recourse from weed smoking. Comedy preferred.

 

Okay i will give a little example this thread is going astray.
When i was 13 i began testing the water with pot. Once a month maybe. But the neighborhood i was in surrounded me with peers who were a little more experienced. So after my 3rd or 4th time smoking my friend Jacob brought a rig and and some 70 dollar dabs which seemed ridiculous to me. He was persistent despite my wariness of the torch and the strange apparatus in front of me. "Why would you pay so much money for peanut butter lol casual-"he put it up to my lips with a gay intensity. He wasn't but he was just a goofball. I ripped it which seemed like a while but of course coughed my sick inside out. Then we heard his front door open and a flood of female chatter filled the house. "dam females bro" "heh heh ye just dont hit on my sister again."
-mfw i dont remember hitting on his sister the first time.
Or even meeting her. We waited until all the commotion settled and we munched on what ever was closest. We peered out the door with our snacks and saw the three females on the couch lookin quite nice. But who be that on the far left. Fly cutie big bootie "aye im Zack." She does nothing but look with minor disgust.
.guess what,its his sis.
.she has a baby.
.realize after i was eating dry baby banana snacks that she probably paid for.
.gud tho.