PLEASE HELP what are my chances of passing a drug test?

Depends on how often you used to smoke. The more you smoke the longer it stays in your system. If you smoked everyday it would stay in your body for around 40 days, while someone who smoked weed for the first time would have it in their system for around 3-5 days. I would say you have a pretty good chance though because running and drinking lots of water also because you only smoked 2.5 grams a week. hope fully i helped you and that you get the job

 

your like me, you have very little body fat and fast metabolism...combine that with the low amount you smoked before....I would say 90% chance you would beat the test without putting in any extra effort....but since you have been running and all that...youll 100% definitely pass.
Im just a little bigger than you and I was able to pass a test within 11 days by doing the whole detox thing. But I may have a faster metabolism, not sure.
Even though im sure you'll pass it would best to do the dilution method just to improve your odds, do you know the time of the test? that would help for this. basically all day before the test drink as much water as possible without over doing it, fill overdoing it as you can drink too much water and hurt your organs or die, but don't worry about that you'll feel it when you've drank to much at one given time, anyway, also stay nutritiously full so your body doesn't have to get it from your fat and metabolize some of the thc in there, lastly, an hour before the test take a few b complex vitamins and an aspirin, b complex will help the urine look yellow without it being yellow from your bodies purifying, aspirin is known to help mask THC-COOH (the metabolite of mj the test should check for). Most Tests can also check if your urine has been "watered down" by the creatine level, so drink some creatine powder a hour or so before the test as well. You can it all in the same section of Walmart, maybe like $20 total? also grab you a marijuana test for $10, same section as well, and do a self test on day 13 or 14 to see if youll be good or not, if you still test negative (im almost sure you wont) then you know you have to really pump out the detoxing with your time left. im not a doctor but this is what I have found to be true myself.
Good luck, though you probably not need it.

 

38.563574346% chance of passing

 

33.3% chance, repeating of course. If anyone can tell me what that's from you get a dollar

 

anyone ever use liquid fruit pectin? It is suppose to coat your urinary tract with a waxy substance that with proper use and enough consumed water after taking it you can pass a drug test as the toxins are not allowed to escape while the layer of wax is present. It "worked" for me but for all I know it could have just come back as a dilute and my probo took mercy and looked the other way. I don't know if this works for real or not as I said I did pass but it could have been a dilute so please don't quote me on this. ITs your probation/job/whatever and I condone no illegal behavior

 

yea I would drink some type of toxin remover to help improve your chances....better be safe then sorry

 

are they sending it to a lab or stick testing it? is it a piss test mouth swab or hair folical? I would just drink 2-3 gallons of water a day for a few days before and have 3 or 4 large ice coffees the day of the test. should come back diluted. If it is just for a job I doubt they would give you a problem over a dilute but if they do, It will at least buy you some more time to get clean for real. I have been around the drug testing sean and all the guys use to dilute. It isn't technically passing but its not failing either and if you are on any medication that gives you dry mouth have your doc right a note if they mess with you because your urine was diluted and then they shouldn't make you take the test again at all.

 

Everyone thinks the 30 day rule applies on everyone, but that is in the most extreme cases. Like a 300 pound person that smokes an ounce a week. But since you dont really smoke much and youre skinny, it would only take a couple days. By the 19 days, youll be golden. But id still probably do all the precautions like dilution and whatnot.

 

HOLY SHITBALLS! I have never seen so many discombobulated answers to a drug test question in my life! LOL. Sorry guys, but if this poor girl wasn't confused when she got here she was when she left.
I know I'm probably too late to help you, but next time post your question on the right forum here at GC. I'm hoping I'm wrong because you probably already know by now, but let me enlighten you on a few things for next time. First, 5' 1" at 115 lbs gives you a BMI of 21.7. Definitely NOT very little body fat, but rather on the high side of normal. You smoked 2.5 grams a week for a year, that averages out to a skinny joint a day. In other words, your fat cells are saturated with THC. You've been running for all of one week? And eating a low fat diet? These are both helpful, but you should also of included high fiber intake in your diet. And running is on the low end of what is considered a cardio workout. As far as diluting your urine to pass, this is a tried and true method but it is not some easy thing to do properly. To get your Ph, creatine and specific gravity right in your sample takes a lot of practice. And for those of you that do not know, Hyponatremia is a deadly poisoning of the organs, starting with the brain cells. I know, a friend and I spent 3 days in the hospital after a hazing incident in college. It creeps up on you with a slight headache, then, WHAM, your eyesight goes and you feel like someone is hitting you with a sledgehammer. And if your lucky you wake up in the hospital. So just guzzling water without knowledge of what your doing should never be recommended.
But, with all that being said, every body is different. There is NO 30 day rule, when it comes to ridding the human body of THC. Each body is different, each case is different. I have been in the drug testing world for 20+ years, although regretfully, on the other side of the cup, so I can tell you that the best anyone could do for you before was an educated guess. But today, if I had caught your post in time, I would of recommended a female subbing device that is proving to be virtually foolproof.
Also, guys, I don't mean to come off as some sort of know-it-all. I am not. Far from it when it comes to advice on how to pass a drug test. But what I do is keep up on all the latest news if the testing field. An industry I loved for many years. Because of this, I can tell you that urine substitution is by far the most reliable and easiest way to pass now days. You can absolutely forget everything you ever thought you knew about beating a drug test. With the advances in substitution, there is no reason ANYONE should ever fail another drug test.
Mpal, I hope I was wrong about the whole thing and you somehow passed your test. I would rather eat crow than see you fail. Good luck to you.