So i was bombing this sweet hill in the dark around 9:30 the other night on my longboard & hit a huge pothole that i had never noticed in that area before. I was probably going 25-30 & flew off, fracturing both elbows and fucking up my knee. So, lets hear about some of your best stories of injuring yourself😄
Broke both of my shin bones straight across playing soccer. Me and the other guy kicked as hard as we could going for the ball and his knee hit my shin. His knee swelled up to the size of a baseball from what I was told.
My friends got me hyped up a few weeks ago and I climbed on top of a grocery store. It was about 20 feet up. I then realized I couldn't climb down. So I found a spot where stairs were and jumped. I ended up fracturing both feet and spraining both ankles.
I was racing the bikes around the local hospital with some mates. I had just bought a new ten speed and I wasn't used the bike I and I ended up making to a sharp of a turn. I ended up stripping the skin off my knee in 3 different places and I tore up my hand. This was 3 months ago.
The stoner body has a natural ability to be more resistant to bruising and pain, giving remedy to injuries caused by "Oh shit," moments. If i fall when high I'm usually too embarrassed to realize any kind of pain for the moment until later when I've already moved on. Now if I'm writhing on the ground with bones sticking out...ouch. Cheese? UK cheese? i smile when i have uk cheese...
I have had some intense road burn from riding a ten speed on really bad gravel, but that is about hit, other than that one time the bicycle flipped over and thankfully only left a large dent in my helmet.
Ah, skateboarding, you've given me many scars, and many more fun times.... I don't believe I've ever injured myself while stoned. Unless lighter burns count While drunk, that's another story. Worst by far was being in a car wreck, broke my arm, my femur, my hip, my ankles, my nose, two vertebrae in my back, several ribs. I had to get a chest tube to allow my lung to re-inflate. Had surgery to repair my liver and remove my spleen and one of my kidneys. It was a frustrating, embarrassing, and very painful experience. It's no fun to have to essentially learn how to walk again, to be told how to move your feet underneath you properly, aching every pathetic step. My friend who was driving didn't fare much better. One friend in the backseat of the truck broke her ankle, the other walked away literally without a scratch on him. Wear your seat belts, boys and girls.