I get paranoid if my phone rings

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by CountdownToDelete, Jun 8, 2015.

  1. I hate when my phone rings and im busy or driving or eating or sleeping so i keep the ringer on silent. Idk why im posting this but just felt like saying. And i find vibrate highly annoying too.
     
  2. Shouldn't get so wound up over things that are out of your control....or life is gonna crush you. 
     
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  3. leave it on full and get used to hearing the sound, probably your best bet to overcome your paranoia
     
  4. Stop smoking for a while and just clear yourself form al ltaht shit and then smoke again.. I'm telling you, if you don't do this shit, itll just keep embedding that same paranoid pattern into your mind.. 
     
  5. Buy a carrier pigeon
     
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  6. #6 Omega369, Jun 9, 2015
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    Put yourself in a straight jacket and lock yourself in a pitch black room full of ringing phones
     
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  7. Must suck being popular and having people want to talk to you.

    :rolleyes:
     
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  8. #8 CountdownToDelete, Jun 9, 2015
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    It's kind of under control, i just turn on the ringer if i expect an important phone call. Otherwise there's never an urgent need for me to answer a phone call. Im not sure how that could be detrimental

    Carrier pigeons dont work for free dude u have to pay the pigeon if u want it to do shyt for ya
     
  9. I only get paranoid if one of my managers is calling me on one of my days off, i see their name and nearly throw my phone across the room all like "fuck, i didn't see that, i didn't see that" lol. 
     
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  10. Would that be by bank transfer or cash!
     
  11. Pigeons use sim cards as currency

    Ok this joke went too far and off the tracks
     
  12. Wow, former nba prospect living in his car gets paranoid when his phone rings. I totally believe you.
     
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  13. haha ive been there. now i just answer the phone when my door rings 
     
  14. Yea you prolly right mate,

    But they would prolly work for peanuts anyway lol
     
  15. Change your ring tone
     
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  16. Kill your phone.
     

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