I one time went to the store and saw a man rubbing his ball sac on a bunch of apples, I was startled and alarmed. I promptly asked him: "Hey, friend what are you doing?" He step back fully exposing his ball sac and erect penis. His ball sac fell off the apple plunging to the ground like a stone being thrown into a pond; staring me in my fragile little face and then proceeded to masterbate. I heard in the distance a weird guy yelled: "Hey, Stop beating off!"from across the room, His response: "Na, man you stop beating off!" At this point a crowd started to assemble and young kids were staring at the grown homeless men masterbating in a grocery store. He had a strong odor of asshole and moth balls. His beard was grey and stretches all the way down to his pubes. His erect penis would pop out of his beard. The weird guy busted through the crowd and confronted the bearded fornicator. The weird guy decided to talk the guy out of it the conversation was odd: Weird Guy: "Hey, Bro don't do it" BF "Fuck UP, PUSSY!" Weird Guy: OK, OK Calm Down BF: IF you step closer I will bust a nut on you're forehead you weird fuck! Weird Guy: No one busting nut on anything BF: Yea, I bet you want some nice warm cum on your face you weird little FUCK! Weird Guy: Hesitated .... No At this point the crowd then started to question the weird guy sexuality? The fornicator started to make lot of sense: BF: I like fucking apples, ok I like to cum on apples, is that really a crime? People started to accept and appease this answer, who are we to questions this homeless person sexual interest. Some liberal white woman approached and started to address the circumstance: WW: "Yea, he's homeless people and if he wants to cum on apples, I think it's .... No It IS ACCEPTABLE AND WE SHOULD SUPPORT HIM" The Crowd: "yea" "Yea" "YEA" "applause" then the liberal white woman started to heckle the weird guy: "Go home fag!" "Yea, You weird fucking asshole!" The Weird guy then decided everyone was crazy so he then decided to pull his penis out and masterbate in a frantic next thing you know the police came and proceed to beat the shit out of the weird dude. The Bearded Fornicator went on to but a hole in the apples and fucking it, while people appease and totally accept his behavior.
I don't dislike it. It's just fine. Don't get me wrong those places can be entertaining, but it's mostly the same stuff repeatedly. and miss out on a lovers' quarrel? I think not
Rocket shot from Gaza toward Ashkelon region in fresh attack Sirens heard in southern Israel as missile fire pierces calm for fourth time in recent weeks; IDF says missile may have hit house in Gaza http://www.timesofisrael.com/rocket-alarms-sound-in-southern-israel/
Thing is, they want to launch rockets at schools and cities but lack the education necessary to aim them (turns out that it is rocket science- who knew!). So Hamas is unable to control its territory then?
Hamas threatens escalation if tit-for-tat airstrikes continue Military wing warns Israeli reprisals for rocket fire will ‘change rules of game' http://www.timesofisrael.com/hamas-threatens-escalation-if-tit-for-tat-airstrikes-continue/
https://www.middleeastmonitor.com/news/middle-east/19157-breaking-the-silence-holds-exhibition-in-zurich
<h1>IAF jets strike Gaza rocket launcher used in earlier attack</h1> <blockquote class='ipsBlockquote' >Israeli Air Force jets struck a rocket launcher in the northern Gaza Strip late Tuesday that was used to launch a rocket toward Kibbutz Yad Mordechai earlier in the evening. The launcher was reportedly destroyed in the attack. The rocket fire from Gaza triggered sirens in towns along the rocket's trajectory, sending residents searching for shelter. The rocket landed in an open area near Yad Mordechai, the IDF said in a statement. “Forces are currently searching the area,†the army said. There were no reports of injuries or damage directly after the alarms, which sounded in the communities of Zikim, Karmia, Netiv Ha'asara and Yad Mordechai just after 10 p.m.</blockquote>
What are the casualty reports for the Palestinian civilians? Is the fact that no Jews were hurt the only important.information? -yuri
From the Israeli point of view, yes it is more important to report on the status of Israeli citizens. There's no word yet regarding the other side.
Bringing in bombers already? Israel has an itchy trigger finger. You guys think this will start the summer pop-off?
As said before, We could just turn all of these threads into spiderman or other related content focused threads? Lol
When someone like dilla posts some dumb ass shit and instead of feeding the troll everyone ignores him and just posts random spiderman memes to ruin the thread.