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Best Ways To Conserve Bud, How To Be A Jew With Weed

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Weed Turned Me Gay, Jun 2, 2015.

  1. How To Be A Jew With Weed

    These are my top ways on saving some of the Ganja when you're a broke bitch or just wanna conserve the herb.

    #1 Gravity Bong

    Plain and simple, but this shit rips if you make it right. I've never gotten so high off such little weed. I personally just use a water bottle with the small socket piece as a bowl and that does the trick. I've been smoking for about 2 years regularly and nothing compares to a good ol' rip from the grav.

    #2 Vaporizer

    The vape is second best when it comes to conserving your shit. Most vapes take less than a bowl's worth of weed and gets you stoned off your ass, if you got a good one. Plus you can keep the vaped weed and either smoke it, like a fuckin weirdo (it tastes like shit to smoke) or collect enough to make some legit edibles with it.

    #3 Keep Those Stems

    Yeah it always sucks ass smoking stems but when you don't have anything else it honestly gets you high, even if it's way less. I just throw all my stems in a jar and save em for a rainy day, and trust me, it comes in handy when you don't have any money or the weed man is out.

    #4 One Hitters

    These are those pipes or fake cigarette Lookin things that are made to load just one hit, hints the name. It's usually a pain in the ass to keep loading, but I've noticed using these conserves a lot of the horticulture. Pretty sure it just allows the weed to burn slower, not letting it burn all at once like I'm a pipe or bong, but I'm not a god damn scientist I don't know how it works, just use it.

    #5 HOLD YOUR GOD DAMN SMOKE!!

    This probably should have been number one but for most new smokers they don't hold in the hit long enough. I remember doin this when I first started out and when someone finally told me how to do it I found a new level of high I didn't even know I could reach. The trick is to inhale a good 3-4 seconds (or until your lungs are pretty much full) and then hold that shit for 5-10 seconds. If you're not a pussy hold it for 10 and you'll be good.

    #6 Save the Roaches

    If you're trying to save herb then don't be smoking blunts or joints, they're for sure the least conservative way to smoke, but if you've been smoking em keep the roaches. There's always a little bit of weed in those babies and if you throw a few of em in a pipe or gravity bong they'll still get you stoned. Just a fair warning smoking roaches tasted fucking disgusting. You're smoking all the wrap and tobacco paper with the weed so it sucks ass.

    #7 Always Stick To The Corner Game

    Don't be that guy that gets handed the bong and just no mercy torches the shit out of it, ruining the bowl for the rest of the group. Nothing pisses me off more than loaded a good bowl and having someone light the entire thing instead of sticking to the corner method. What you do is just barely light the sides or edges of the bowl. I usually put the flame half on the glass rim of the bowl and half hitting the weed so you're just lighting what you're inhaling. What happens when you don't corner the bowl is that all the bud lights on fire, and burns up a hell of a lot quicker, which means you get less high. Sucks. So stick to the corner and shit will be all good.

    #8 Roll Skinnier Blunts

    Im not sayin you're blunt has to look like holocaust survivor but you can roll less in a blunt. I've gotten away with rolling .3 G a blunt, you just gotta wrap em tight. Plus Ive noticed that thinner blunt usually last longer than fattys, probably going back to the whole surface area thing. Anyways roll less.



    Also Good Stuff To Do:

    Grinds your weed finely

    Don't smoke joints or blunts if you're trying to conserve weed

    Eat a mango, it'll make you higher

    Take a tolerance break so you get higher off less bud




    Hope this helps some of you guys. Stay High
     
  2. vape or single one hitters from a pipe, one hitter or bong. [​IMG]
     
    i also hate when someone lights the entire fucking bowl on fire, complete with an actual fire going on top off the bowl. 
     
    i was at a session with a few freinds and this chick i know. she packed the last of her killer and this dbag named "monkey" choked and blew the bowl all over the place. the chick had been fucking with her lighter and when she saw this, she took the lighter and burned a happy face into his cheek. fucking harsh man lol! just stuck it to his cheek "sizzle".
     

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