got this very strange looking/smelling bud with bizzare effects

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  1. #1 electric donut, May 26, 2015
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    I got a gram from this old guy with a long white beard. stopped me and asked if I wanted some when I walked by the woods near my house. he asked for 30 cause he said it is the best available. I thought id take a little chance and do it. after he gave it to me, I quickly put it in my pocket (daytime and people could be around). He said (be careful, very careful with that) in a breathy tone.
    When I got home and opened up the bag, this very strong smell of idk how to describe, just exoticness filled the room. I didn't know what to think when I looked at it cause the bud was blue-ish orange. and the hairs where neon red, it almost had glow. the crystals seemed black. I didn't know what the fuck to think it resembled cannabis, but I don't think it was.
    I put a small amount into a bowl to smoke it, (not sure why I didn't just toss it, but I hit it) and I took one little hit and blew it out to taste it. it just had the weirdest taste of like magma lava or something,
    I felt slightly weird right after, but not much.
    I instantly seen a warped circle form in front of my face, like the size of a beach ball. it just had weird static in it and warped colors and pixels, I forgot I even smoked and didn't know what to think.
    the world around me began sucking into the circle and began to warp and turn into static of weird colors. I then noticed I couldn't hear anything except what sounded like loud mechanical cicadas buzzing really loud all around me.
    it then looked like images were coming out of the circle and replacing the world of static and warped colors all around me. it filled until a new environment completely appeared around me. the loud chirping sound stopped, and there was dead silence. I don't remember passing out or anything. I wasn't even in my room anymore, I was in what seemed like an old wooden building with aged chapping walls that had dim lights hanging from threads from the ceiling. the room was kind of big, and there was strange furniture in it....... like on the wall was an eyeball colored violet with a spiral pupil, and there was some strange chair that had no legs. just the part to sit on and the back rest. and it was wooden with weird lines and characters written all over it. there was a diamond shaped window on the wall with a glowing blackness through it.. I really didn't even know what to think, I couldn't comprehend what was happening or the surroundings. the eyeball blinked a few times, and then something just appeared really quick in the corner. it was a shadow figure standing and I couldn't see it in the dark corner because of no light.
    I just stared. It slowly stepped out, and it had what looked like a metallic armoured body with spider-like limbs of 4 holding the body up, and the head was a human head that was on a long neck with armour around the neck. the head was bald but had lots short inch long hairs on it covering the head, it was weird.
    it had one eyeball on its face and lips that looked like lips from a Picasso painting.
    I didn't know what to think or feel and I just recall trying to figure out where I was and what was happening.
    the eyeball on this thing was like silver.. and this weird creature began slowly walking around me, then sped up. faster and faster. it was then running around me really fast, I then began to spin and couldn't see. when I stopped spinning and could see while being dizzy, I noticed I was standing on top of a platform floating in the middle of a dark purple sky with strange multi colored lights going on and off in different spots around like lightning bugs.
    when I looked down under the platform, all I could see was it get gradually darker into blackness. the platform was just floating there. and I noticed the platform had skin all over and some hair.
    I was stunned at the environment. I then felt really damp and wet all over, and looked at my arms and hands and they were staticy and had warping flashes on them. I then noticed 10 figures dancing across the air coming towards me, like they were jumping on invisible platforms. the figures had torsos, gray skin, no head, and random body parts that were changing... like there would be an arm and leg on one, then the leg would disappear and appear somewhere else, and the arm would do the same. they approached me, then the next thing i knew i felt like i was inside-out, like my while body was flipped in and out..
    at that point all i could see was the static colors and warped surroundings.
    it all slowly began to fade as I slowly noticed my room that I was in. I then noticed I was back in my room in my house, and I heard someone, and I turned and looked and noticed my friend was now in the room looking at me weird asking if I was okay and what I was doing. she had come over while i was in the middle of whatever happened and walked in (without knocking because ive known my friend long and she always comes in without knocking) she said she just came in like 2 minutes ago and seen my sitting in the floor staring at the wall with my eyes wide open as if watching some tv on the wall.
    I never felt sick or anything, and it was not a dream because i never fell asleep or passed out. it didnt seem like i was trippin either because it didnt feel like hallucinations at all, it felt like i was actually in another physical world or something. i was so shocked the whole time because i couldnt understand what was going on, it was as vivid as everything else before it happened.
    just thought I would post this.
     
  2. I started tripping just trying to read this.
     
  3. Paragraphs motherfucka
     
  4. This imagery was magnificent bravo.

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  5. Its called crystal.
     
  6. Umm..


    Haha


    Who the hell knows what "Magma Lava" taste like?
     
  7. Congrats on getting some dank bro

    I live in California so here we are spoiled.. Literally everywhere here




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  8. Oh im not reading all that lol
    Surely a post like that is deserving of a pic
     
  9. Got half way through reading That and was nearly sleeping
     
  10. #11 HugeEgo, May 26, 2015
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    I'm stoned the opening post made me laugh,
     
    On a serious note, I think a stoner superhero team would be amazing, It would be a show like south park, but their would only be one season, Basically the superhero's smoke weed to get super powers, The weed has different effects on them for..... some...... reason.... but anyway the idea is when they smoke they gain powers !!!
     
    they wouldn't fight people with fists but with logic, One of the hero's would freeze them with truth, another would burn people with reality !!! The other one electrocutes people with knowledge !!!!
     
    their main enemy would be anti weed cops and they would use their words to reason people out of tickets !!!!! But they would also fight against immoral drug dealers  !, (dealers who rip people off, ect you get the idea,)
     
    in reality the superheroes would be speaking normally to the cops/dealers but in the show you would see over the top animations ! like when the fire guy makes a good point the cops covered in flames which represents ''burning away his ignorance''
     
  11. Except so cal lol
     
  12. The fuck you talking bout homeboy?!
     
  13. That sounds like a salvia trip.
     
  14. I was thinking that. never done it myself but from what I've heard It sounds like it.
     
  15. Did you lose the ability to talk? Did you get a sudden cold sweat that quickly passed? After you came to.
     

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