So I'm blazed as fuck right now and have the munchies like a mother fucker. I had some peanut butter cups within arms reach, so I popped the first one in my mouth and downed it. When I got to the second one it took me about 1.5 chews before I realized they were wrapped, and spit out the wrapper... So I'm thinking I might have eaten the wrapper on the first one without even noticing. Been laughing about it for like 5 minutes now and had to share .
Just ate a rapper, smoked him with a dab sir, Sittin with my friend n he is trippin on some laughter, After eatin Reece's peanut butter cups on a cracker. Match your, bowl with some more of THIS dro after, Fantastic, spasmattic addict in the Attic, I'm just kiddin cuz I'm tripping son it's only the hashtastic ~ poke
That, was...Awesome. I think I'm gonna set that to a beat and use it as my 'entering a room' theme song.
My 90+ year-old grandma told me she mistakenly ate a segment of a tapeworm once when she was high. She thought it was a cracker, but it was squishy and rubbery. Look at your food. Look at it twice before eating when you smoke. Unless, you don't give a fuck. Then eat away dude. Happy sparkle poo! Shit and Shinola!
Poo-Watch update: Channel 420 w/ news anchor Rod Cummings and action news reporter Mary Jane. Cummings: Hello America, the events yesterday stirred the nation with its ground shattering revelation that a stoner named Hashtastic might have swallowed a paper wrapper. We interviewed some random guy who was quoted as saying, ''Spasmattic addict in the attic''. I have no idea what that means but it rattles my very cockles. Now to action reporter Mary Jane who's live on the scene with the 24 hour update, Mary. Mary JaneLoud explosion) Oh f.. Yes Rod? Cummings: Go ahead Mary, your on air. Mary: The scene outside Hashtastics bathroom is absolute chaos, Rod. People are rioting, religious groups are claiming the end of days, the sky itself has darkened. and, I... saw, uhh. Cummings: Yes mary! what did you see! Mary: Well, Rod... I think I saw a leprechaun giving a hand job to a unicorn... yeah, umm... yeah. Hashtastic: OH GOD! IT FEELS LIKE I'M WIPING FROM THE INSIDE!...WHY GOD? YOU RAT BASTARD!(another loud explosion) Mary: Oh my! Something seems to be happening inside the bathroom! Could this be it!? The scene has gone calm, Rod. People are are kneeling outside the door...Whats?.. yes... yes, yes, Rod! We have confirmation Hashtastic IS leaving the bathroom. HASHTASTIC! HASHTASTIC! How was your bowel movement? did you pass the paper or wer.... Hashtastic: (pulls .357 out) BLAM! (shoots action news reporter Mary Jane in the head, then bitch slaps the camera-man, breaking his neck and dropping the camera) THE FUCK CLETUS!? Quit jerkin off the unicorn and PACK MY BONG, lazy fuck. You still owe me...(feed cuts out) Cummings: Uhhh...That was action news reporter Mary Jane with live coverage of what people have called, 'the worst thing to happen...ever.' Condolences to Mary's family for their loss... Now to Sports!
Rattling Cockles...Cletus...Cummings...Action...Mary Jane...Jerkin...Unicorns...Bitch Slaps...Blam...and Sports! What do people know? Who cares what 'THEY' say? Fucking...way cool, a hand well played...deal me in for all your play-by-play days!