I Panhandled for Weed: The Results

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by MLG420, May 17, 2015.

  1. Last week I went out to the streets of my local city, and panhandled for weed. The results? First let's take a look at what happened
     
    Me and my best friend were bumming. We hadn't had a dime to our names. We use marijunana for medical purposes, although it is still considered illegal where I live. So, my friend made this sign on cardboard. It read: "Spare Weed?" written in black, magic marker. I knew that he was thinking of pan handling.
     
    I did minor research on the subject. All I could find was that famous article: Homeless Panhandler given joint, or something like that. We decided that I would try it.
     
    FIRST DAY: I went out in a not so well known neighborhood, to the corner of a fork in the road, and held up my "Spare Weed?" sign. I got a lot of good and bad looks from people. Older people seemed to frown upon my begging, while younger people gave me compliments and took pictures.
     
    After standing out there for about an hour, somebody rolled up and told me they like my sign, and gave me what was left over from their grinder. To my suprise it was at least a bowl pack, like about a gram. I immediately went home and toked up with my friend.
     
    It works! I thought. So, I tried it again the next day....
     
    SECOND DAY: I went to the same location, but this time I wasn't so lucky. Not even after 20 minutes the cops came up, and told me to go home. I was devastated. Maybe tomorrow I thought....
     
    THIRD DAY: Avoiding the cops was my goal on this day. I walked to one of the back roads where cops can hardly be seen cruising by. Held up my sign, and hoped for the best. Again lots of pictures, and compliments, I even was given a cigarette and $2 for my efforts by a nice on-looker walking by me.
    Then, it happened again. A group of 4 young adults parked 30 feet from where I was standing, came up to me and offered me some weed. Anxiously I grabbed and go. Thanked them for their offer. Went home and was suprised that I got a whole dub. Maybe a pinch or two less, beggars can't be choosers *troll face" anyway I was very confident to try again.....
     
    FOURTH DAY (FINAL): I went to my second same location as yesterday. Up went the sign, but sadly that same day down went my pride. I was not suprised, but definatly caught off guard when the police showed up, 2 cruiseres this time. I thought for sure I was going to jail. They told me I was soliciting marijuana and told me to go home and stay off the streets......
     
    I haven't tried it again in 2 days.... too scared I'm going to be arrested.
     
    Tell me what your opinion is on this? Have you or somebody you know tried this? What could I hae done differently? Respond and let me know!!

     
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  2. Get a job
     
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  4. Panhandle for money and then buy weed. Jesus.
     
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  5. This is retarded

    If you had a job and gave it the amount of effort and time doing this, you could have gotten way more weed and not possibly end up going to jail.


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  6. Why are people so proud of going out and begging for shit?
     
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  7. Haha thats legit, dude!!!!!

    If those cops ever bother you again just whip out your dick and be like " SUCK IT BITCH!!!!! " haha


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  8. I used to bum at gas stations back when I did drugs. I did it quite a lot of times. thank god i'm off drugs
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  9. Pick your fucking life up and get up a job, damn.


    Beer before Bud, you're in the mud
    Bud before Beer, you're in the clear.
     
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  10. Lol cant believe you are admitting to this.
     
  11. medical purposes my ass
     
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  12. Dude.... No.
     
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  14. Hey OP you don't learn shit if you don't try shit. I bet this experience has taught you a few things, further built your character even. Nicely done.
     
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  15. Thats stupid, why are you so stupid?
     
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  16. ya'll niggas dumb^^^

    Op got free weed

    Fuck da police, westside til i die
     
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    What r u a crazy cat lady? OP had fun and got free weed. All the more power to him.
     
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  18. Lol ok breh when u put it dat way i guess its totally swaggin, mebe il quit my job n do this 2 xD
     
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  19. lol no offense bro but this is a whole new low for stoners. I'd have more respect for someone who shoplifted something, resold it and bought weed for it. At least then they put SOME effort into getting their stash.
     
    But for reals, get a job or start chopping.
     
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  20. Makes a mockery of real beggars lol
     

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