Wizard of Oz

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Cydonia420, May 13, 2015.

  1. There's this frog. He's a lovely frog. Big, green nice amount of warts. But he has this problem you see, his penis is bright yellow. It's very embarrassing. Fortunately for him he lives in The Land of Oz which is, as you know a magical land where anything can happen. So as soon as hes old enough he leaves to see the Great Wizard to fix his problem. He he hops n hops for miles n miles then waits in line for hours n hours and finally its his turn! But before he could even speak Great Wizard yells at him, "Is this about your penis?" Wow that Wizard is smart, he just nods in amazement. "COLORS?! You bother me with COLORS? Everyone knows Glenda the Witch does colors now BE GONE!" Ashamed to be so ignorant he leaves, grabs a nice fried fly sandwich and goes to see Glenda. Next to see Wizard is an elephant. Hes a great elephant. Big, gray, tusks of the finest ivory. But his tail is pink and hes saved up years to fix it. But again he can't even speak, "Let me guess, fix your tail? Read my lips people I DONT DO COLORS! Go see Glenda The Witch, I have IMPORTANT things to do!" The elephant apologizes and asks where he can find Glenda. Wizard replies, "Exit door to the right n just follow the yellow dick toad."
     
    • Like Like x 1
  2. what is this? i was expecting a magical flying ounce sack.
     
    • Like Like x 2

Share This Page