The Cows Name Is...

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Deleted member 839659, May 8, 2015.

  1. Three days ago. Driving the short bus again. First pickup was a slightly mentally challenged girl living on a farm 30 minutes south of the city. I picked her up and started driving on the dirt road as we pass three cows.
     
     
    Me : Have you named those cows?
     
    Her : Yes... you want to know their names?
     
    Me : Sure.
     
    Her : That one is called Linda, that one is Ida, and that one is Muhammad.
     
    Me : [​IMG]
     
    Her : Want to know why she's called Muhammad?
     
    Me : Umm, ok?
     
    Her : Cause she's black and all black people are named Muhammad.
     
     
    I rofl'd

     
  2. Noice

    ~feed your head~
     
  3. I dont know what to say
     
  4. Someone please explain to me.
     
  5. Is that supposed to be a joke or just a statement?
     
  6. is it ok if shes slightly mentaly challenged?
     
  7.  
    Neither did I. I was perplexed. You don't expect racism at 7.05 in the morning, lol.
     
     
     
    No it's for real.
     
     
     
    I'm thinking yes.
     
  8. Aww, mentally challenged kids say the cutest things!
     
  9. Hahahahahahahahahahaha


    Rolling swishers hitting swishs
     
  10. These posts are why I joined grasscity.


    Rolling swishers hitting swishs
     
  11. Lmao you must have quite a few stories from working there
     
  12.  
    Yeah like when a demented man I had to drive two towns over grabbed my collar and threatened to beat me up
     
    He didn't do it. But I did spend about 10 minutes out of tht 40 minute trip yelling at him for being uncivilized
     
    I only realized he was demented when I dropped him off at his apartment and he turned around with a giant smile on his face and said "thank you, have a good night"
     
    I don't blame myself, neither dispatch or his wife told me he was demented
     
  13. Moar stories
     
  14. Tightening the straps on the old lady lying on a stretcher inside of the vehicle. Strong lights on the ceiling and she can't see my face, just light and a dark unknown creature standing above her. She was sleeping when I pushed her from the emergency room to the garage. She kept hitting me and screaming stop and I'm just grabbing and pulling. She prolly thought it was an alien probe or something. I thought she was demented, but nope she was just terrified.
     
  15. Whoa whoa what the hell happened this time lol. Why were you picking this lady up? Why was she attached to a stretcher? So many questions
     
  16.  
    lol she hurt her legs and wound up in the emergency room. it wasnt too serious so they sent her home with me on a stretcher
     

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